1. You're cunt.
2. Why aren't you migrating to Svalbard?
1. You're cunt
Christian Long
Andrew Baker
>have to take a rifle to leave town
>only way across the island is on skidoo
>get there to find a semi-populated soviet mining settlement, complete with statue of lenin
it looks fucking based 2bh
Blake Clark
There recently was a huge avalance in Longyearbyen. several of those houses had to be evacuated.
Jackson Cook
>tfw no hot svalbardian gf to protect you from polar bears
Elijah Carter
It will be puddle in some years
Colton Reed
what do you mean?
Samuel Thomas
I'm afraid of the talking armored bears.
Alexander Ward
They just want to be your friend
Thomas Lee
awww so cute
Thomas Wilson
1.Flag
2.Because I need to train for racewar and FUCK OFF YOU DON'T GO TO SVALBARD, IT'S FOR THE NORDS.
Zachary Taylor
>I need to train for racewar
>TFW not sure which side you'll be on because of the flag
Easton Howard
Because I'm a Spaniard studying in southern Germany and I already get depression due to the lack of light hours in winter. Don't want to imagine how it would be like if I lived just a bit further north.
Josiah Anderson
Afaik Svalbard's population is like 50% Russian, 20% from all over the world and 30% scandi
Dylan Anderson
Its full
Caleb Morales
nope. Its mostly norwegian. The russians pulled out decades ago.
Easton Gray
I AM NOT GONNA LET THIS HAPPEN. I WILL PURGE THEM.
NORGE JOIN NMR NOW. WE NEED MORE PEOPLE.
HELL SEGER
Robert Kelly
1.To live there is expensive
2.there is nothing to do
James Reyes
Actually. There is an open border policy in Svalbard. If you can sustain yourself then you can stay. If not, no benefits at all.
Thomas Price
I'm going there in late fall. The hotell there seems nice
Brayden Myers
why haven't you moved to the shetlands yet
Leo Brooks
t. polar bear
Jackson Young
There are two pubs there i think
Asher Garcia
could move there but unsure of what work there is to do? Probably need to be a scientist of some sort
Owen Carter
You can work as a tourguide. I've also heard there is a call center there. A friend of mine got a job offer to sell insurances for them. Turned it down.
Tyler Allen
There are currently 8 jobs available in Svalbard
jobbsafari.no
Aaron Roberts
>go to svalbard
>get depressed
Logan Smith
>living in norgay
lmao
Jose Wright
whats your hdi again?
Tyler Peterson
>not just working over the summer
Jordan Bailey
The women are more desperate during the dark months..
Asher Wood
I would only add to their suicide statistics.
Jack White
must save thread
Cooper Adams
Shit thread tbqh
Eli Richardson
planning on recolonising it ;)
Caleb Martinez
reeeeee fuck off sven
Aiden Anderson
because they won't accept me
David Howard
probably le global warming meme
Levi Cruz
Those islands are rightfull norwegian clay!
Jace Ross
T. shitandalusian
They would bully me
Juan Sanders
what the hell is "svalbard"? I still learnt the name of the island to be spitzbergen