Gfs ass stinks when doing doggy, but it's my favourite position. What do?

Gfs ass stinks when doing doggy, but it's my favourite position. What do?

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Ask her to take a shower first before you fuck her.

Shower everyday should solve the problem

It stinks even after a bath/shower

Know dat feel...

Lick it clean

Full face respirator

stick your finger in her pooter

Full body respirator?

Plug up the stink pit

Spray Lysol on that shit

suggest sex in shower until she gets the fucking message

Stick a plug in her stinky hole to block the smell.

Tell her to change her diet

Jesus Christ just tell her to wash herself
If she already did, tell her to wash her ass too when she's cleaning herself up
Those things is not normal a girl should already know all of this

Just learn to love it

lol American asses stink, there's no way to make it go away.

Lol so many virgins in this thread. It's not anime, it's a real life asshole. It's gonna stink sometimes

Spit right on top of her asshole 2 or 3 times, and rub your dick over it kinda cleaning it in a lowkey way. My girl was like that, that helped, eventually told her to if she didnt shower to get the wipies between her buttcheeks and asshole area. Lol.

use some baby wipes before hand and wipe that shit good.

With forplay they can get swamp ass, alot of sweat rolling down from vagina down to the ass and any small partical of feces from past shit's will smell.

Its life.
Try initiating sex after a shower.
Or go straight to doggy asap, the faster the better

This. +1

Buy Dickinson's brand original witchazel. Have her start using it to clean up on the final wipe.

she might have to poke a soapy finger into anus a little to get the rest of the shit remnants out. try this in the shower with her

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take a shower with her. She probably doesn't wash her ass correctly. Do it for her.

sometimes i wonder if parents still teach their kids to wipe their asses. i've been with some girls that have acctual skidmarks in their panties

Protip: look at the paper after you wipe your ass. if you still see shit on it, wipe again with a fresh piece until you see no brown, you filthy degenerates

>Buy Dickinson's brand original witchazel.

Remember, that's "Dickson's Brand Original." Accept no substitutes.

Buy it today at your local 5 and Dime or wherever fine astringents are sold.

Well my girlfriend's ass never stunk.

just the natural sweat mixed with perfume odor when she's on top, wich doseen't stink at all

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> take can of rexona or axe or linx or whatever_your_3rd_world_shit_hole_has.3gp
>dont tell her your plan
>wait till she presents
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>quickly jam cock into preferred orifice
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that's just musk. she's probably a post-op male

it's because of all the high octane garbage they stuff their fat faces with all day. leaky-ass pieces of shit all of them.

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how about this.
ask her if she's okay because her asshole has an odd smell.
be that honest friend.

This. When my girl and I fuck we usually fool around then get to fucking and then doggy style is usually a position we switch to. By then she's already sweaty and hot and it's real musky when I fuck her doggy style. It's not terrible but it's noticeable. Doesn't take her long to reach orgasm while in that position so I just deal with it.

Ive had this twice. Luckily I wasnt dating them and after giving it a few tries to see if it was just a one time thing, i gave up.

Shits gross man. Makes me go limp. Sorry cant help.

there's not supposed to be shit remaining in the ass. that's why you're supposed to wipe.

Been there. Tell her to go clean her asshole. Maybe you want to lick it too you know.

seriously? wtf. i'd dump her disgusting ass. jeez. why do you put up with it?

the only correct answer is: Dirty sanchez

Tell her plainly that her butt smells over dinner or something. Just bring it up casually like its no big deal.

Is it smelly asshole or smelly pussy. Ive experiences smelly pussy not smelly asshole

this, but in front of friends. let everyone comment with their experiences.

Is she overweight? Bad diet? Or just a normal girl.

teach her to wash her rectum with her soapy finger

Say babe wash your ass it stinks

Physically wash her ass for her. Also that bootyhole looks tight as fuck, why are you not sticking your dick in there too? If you start doing anal she'll care more about her butthole

wipe her ass with her panties and stick them in her mouth.

Or short.

Hell her to wash her pooper

I had a gud giggle, m8.

Tanks.

That's just internet photo not op

Break-up with her, that shit sounds fucking disgusting. I have a problem with those things, since imagining girl taking a shit or even having a shitty asshole is a boner-killer to me, even though it's natural and normal i still can't mentally get over it. Seriously if that happened to me i wouldn't be able to see the girl the same way as before, fucking her would be a disgusting act. I'm really a fucked up person. Once i saw a girl fart and i cringed whenever i would see her after that. Girls shitting and farting disgusts me more that anything. Scat porn is a nightmare.

Happens to me and my girl too. V distressing sitch. I don't want to tell her she smellz because it'll make her self concious.

Clean it with your tongue.

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well, at least you know it's you that's fucked up.

Scat porn and shit is pretty gross though

I had a short girl before and it winged.

Why is that ?

Play a little with her butthole so that you get a bit of the stink on your finger, turn her around to change positions and start kissing her, move your hand to her face like you're being passionate but make sure the finger is close to her nose. She'll put two and two together and maybe realize she needs to do something about that smelly little balloon knot.

take the shower handle off and give your gf an enema

also do it to yourself because your shit stinks too

Woah

Oh dude yeah I don't even need to be around her to know her butt stinks. That's not gonna go away.

Couldn't agree more

Pour Frank's RedHot© Hot Cayenne on her asshole.
I put the $h!t on eveything!
#IPTSOE

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Fuckin stupid people in this thread. It always stinks because she probably farts during sex. Duh

Find a girl who smells nice. They do exist. I had an ex who smelled great even after she'd been excersizing and was sweaty. She never smelled like shit.. seriously even after taking a dump the toilet only took about 10 seconds to smell ok again. She was slim and Caucasian dunno if that's relevant

maor? is there a picture like this but from behind?????!?

It is normal, you're underestimating how disgusting women are. Most of them can't wipe their fucking cunt properly after a piss and shitloads of them are content to piss all over public toilets. The majority of them don't even know how to wash their rank blood streaked spam sandwiches correctly.

Ass wiping 101 right here, it's amazing that not everyone knows this

Get some taste you disgusting cunt

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Only virgins are so obsessed with anal. He's not fucking her in the ass because anal is 1/20th as enjoyable due to the only grip being the actual anus, unlike vaginal sex where there are muscles and tightness everywhere. The anus itself becomes looser and less pleasurable after like a minute.

Take a shit on Ur cock and let her suCC it tell her that's how u feel when u doggy

Buy baby wipes

Get her back in that position and just spray a little fabreeze on her asshole.

This. The texture of a vagina is so much better than athe anus. The walls are too smooth. No texture. The vagina contracts and grips like a muscle.

i prefer vaginas because i don't like my dick smelling like shit.

Teach her how to wash ass.

Breathe with your mouth

plug the stink with a scented candle

wipe her shit hole with bacon.
smell improved

Splash some of your aftershave in there during sex. Don't tell her beforehand. Make it a surprise. The pleasant scent of you will turn her on even more, so don't be stingy with it!

use flavored lube bruh, accidentally bought strawberry flavored lube once. Not only does it taste like strawberry it also fills the room with a disgustingly sweet strawberry smell.

But it smells better than ass

pour scented candle wax down the poop chute

fuck her sister. see if it's genetic.

fill it with cum so it smells like bleach instead

If you don't want to look like a faggot you can also try a 5 minutes massage with some nice oil before sex
I had a raspberry-smelling one and it was quite good, a light smell lasted for like a few hours

OP, I had this with one gf in particular. She'd start expelling assfumes if I started fucking her and it got to me. Like the other guy says, it can be hard to keep a boner.

What I did was change the rhythm. See at the precise angle she and I were at, and the way we were thrusting into each other, her buttocks kept spreading and pulling her anus open, then contracted and expelled air from her ass. Repeat every thrust.

Push her lower back down or something. Maybe keep her still for a sec and grind into her to disrupt her flow. Something like that?

> smells like bleach
see a doctor user, that's not normal

Just tell her....She will appreciate it more....than you talking behind her back

>things only kissless virgins will approve

That's pheremones. I've had a friend who just boosted my sex drive exponentially when I was laying next to him, that I had to ride his dick there and then because it just turned me on. I wasn't attracted to him physically, even his personality, but when I caught whiff of his natural smell it just turned my libido up to 10. Which is weird because my sex drive is rather low.

I remember reading that it's pheremones, and that it's you find the other person's smell more attractive if they have the opposite immune responses than you, so that when you procreate you combine your immunity into your child to give them the best chance at survival.

> doggystyle
> talking behind her back

I've delt with this, it's fucking disgusting. It's mostly on girls with bigger asses, the sweat and recent shits they took cause the smell. I just tilt my head back and keep my nose as far away as possible. You should suggest shower sex, put some fucking soap on your hands and rub it between her ass cheeks. she'll probably think you're just trying to turn her on. Best of luck OP and your stinky ass gf.

Until she loses the weight, that's how its gonna be foo