My dad didn't beat me enough for me to have a fetish for it

My dad didn't beat me enough for me to have a fetish for it.

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I can beat you in his stead.

You couldn't beat me hard enough.

My father never struck me.

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This place is total deadsville.

fuck this webm converter

What is it converting webms to?

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9999999999

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I could try.

You would fail.

my father was a stranger that happened to live in the same house

my dad never beat me and I totally have a fetish for that

science is stumped

Finally. Here you go.

My father was a stranger too, but not because of any fault of his own. I have always isolated myself from my family, as a child I used to try and get away from them so I could be alone, and if they didn't allow me to do that I would throw a massive fit. Even now if I spend time around family I usually end up going to some distant corner of the property to be alone and smoke.

I want to doublesnuggle u two
Thanks.
Call me daddy.

I'll be your daddy.

bitch plz

why has god forsaken us

because we voted for trump

I don't have a dad and I spend most of my time with people 10+ years older than me.

Come to your papito.

I'm pretty sure you left him first.

Here's an alternate version too.

Why does edwin always ignore me?
Is it because i only say weird things?

this is my fetish
I'm not snuggly im burly and mean
Sounds like a very big fault on his part. I was the same way but as a child your parents are responsible for mediating extremes like that and trying to make some connection with you. Now that you're older the ball is in your court but you can't tell me just letting your child do whatever he wants isn't a source of fault.

>why does ed ignore me
>5 seconds later replies to you twice
lmoa

>Burly and mean
You are a cuddle muffin.
Don't lie.

papa what is the dog doing to your butt

It's too early for a daddy issues thread, I'm gonna go grab some coffee and yell at people from work.

Hehe.

Also I plan to get a german shep sometime this year.

see

They didn't. They forced me to spend time with the family and only sometimes would allow me to go and be alone. I never enjoyed being around them and couldn't do it for more than a few minutes. I always felt guilty about that and I still do.

This seems very interesting

n-n-no I'm a jerk I'm not snuggly!

dev stop being shy and get in there your daddy issues outgirth us all

I love it when I am among one of the few groups of people who have more daddy issues than I do.

>Jerk
You like to have your tum tum rubbed.

NO

STOP

AND I LOVED TO RUB IT

I have no issues with my family. They are all guiltless, I am the one at fault and I refuse to forgive myself.

I have no daddy issues.

you have no daddies. that is the greatest of daddy issues

Same.

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Darwin won't let me call him daddy.

darwin is everyone's daddy

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Darwin can fuck off.

THESE ARE LIES

PERPETRATED BY THE DEVIL

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the whole calling people daddy thing is fucking weird

checked

Say it. Say you miss the tum tum rubs.

Do you wish to die?

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Only after losing a game.

What if you're a small child and you're talking to your father?

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To be perfectly honest I find the people who get offended at the word daddy and its sexual usage are the ones who have the worst daddy issues.

Too true.

I am going to rub your tummy to see if they're lies.

I think people who deny their latent desire for belly rubs are probably serial killers.

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I meant in context.
Children calling their dad that is fine

It's weird and creepy

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Perhaps. This one dude I used to hook up with called me papi sometimes. I never really enjoyed it but I also didn't feel uncomfortable with the word. To me words are just words.

why did I get curious

Is Slim Fool?

you know thats exactly what my dad said to me before he killed himself

Because you are a hopeless sexual deviant.

yes, squishles

I think... maybe?

I posted Michael Keaton, like, last year, man.

good news, I did not die in my sleep, so I think ill be okay

Was he saying it in a sexual manner? If not, then it's not quite as creepy.

pic related

Probably because you kept calling him daddy

yes

try again

dude you've been posting those things forever I just had to

I couldn't stop myself

Yes, he was saying it in a sexual manner. It didn't strike me as being creepy or not. To me it was just a word.

I never called him daddy he hit me when I called him anything than his first name.

not unless I die in my sleep via suffocation of your ass on my face :^)

What a shame.
Try bleach next time.

can you imagine this case in a court of law

like how do I avoid a manslaughter conviction under those circumstances

My dad was a girl.

Just wait til the things with the sword-arms get more screen time and I start posting them. Baxxid porn gonna be even worse.

I dont think that will work well on the wounds, I will stick with soap and water

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My apologies for being uneducated on these. But what are these "Yinglets" from?

>tfw no sword arms
I want some gauntlets with hidden blades in them or something similarly anime

how are you wounded

DRINK IT FAGGOT

source

you dont, you just have to bite the bullet

4 me

I almost DIED!!!!!!!!!
had to get my appendix removed yesterday
ILL DRINK YOU, WATER DOG

are you the blonde chick

I am not going to jail to fulfill your desire to die by analingus.

Did you get to keep it?

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They're basically retarded ratbirds with ADHD

How would you wank with sword arms though?

Totally.

I wouldn't. That's the whole point. I could be PURE.

Drink with me instead.

nah they tossed it way before I woke up

come on subby, it would be a hilarious news story

sure, just give me a few weeks to recover