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I'm well hungry but my flatmate's passed out in the kitchen

Toki Wartooth?

I feel sick lads :(

Wee'd the bed again.

you what mate

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Defeated... by an aussie no less.

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would you listen to it?

you deserve it for being a bender desu

>my grandfathers didnt die for this (the EU) shit

really fires up those neurons

Sigurd or Siegfried (Old Norse: Sigurðr) is a legendary hero of Norse mythology, as well as the central character in the Völsunga saga.

Sigmund dies in battle when he attacks Odin (who is in disguise), and Odin shatters Sigmund's sword. Dying, Sigmund tells Hiordis of her pregnancy and bequeaths the fragments of his sword to his unborn son.

King Alf decides to send Sigurd to Regin as a foster.

Sigurd then goes to get a horse. An old man (Odin in disguise) advises Sigurd on choice of horse. In this way Sigurd acquires Grani, a horse directly descended from Odin's own horse, Sleipnir.

Regin explains to Sigurd that his father is Hreidmar, a powerful magician, and that his two brothers are Ótr and Fafnir. Regin explains that he is a master at smithing.

Sigurd agrees to avenge Regin and Hreidmar by killing Fafnir, who has been turned into a dragon by the curse on Andvari's ring.

Sigurd orders Regin to make a sword out of the fragments that have been left to him by Sigmund. The resulting sword, Gram, cuts straight through the anvil.

Odin advises Sigurd to bathe in the dragon's blood after killing the dragon, telling him that bathing in a dragon's blood confers invulnerability.

Sigurd drinks some of Fafnir's blood and gains the ability to understand the language of birds. The birds advise him to kill Regin, since Regin has also been corrupted by the ring and is plotting Sigurd's death.

Sigurd beheads Regin, roasts Fafnir's heart, and consumes part of it. This gives him the gift of "wisdom" (prophecy).

Lmao just like homosexuals haha.

he also spoke against a united europe lad

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I am made of that selfsame metal as my sister and prize me at her worth
In my heart, I find she names my very deed of love;
Only she comes too short. That I profess myself an enemy to all other joys
that the most precious square of sense possesses
and find I am alone felicitate
In your dear highnesses love

Welcome to Sup Forums kid

Got any Qs before we start the run?

Germanic mythology is pretty cool

Not religious but it's much closer to my heart than Abrahamic religions

morning lads, 元気?

much closer to "eastern" ideas as well
once you start learning more about other Indo-european faiths as well as dead pagan ones you realise how alien the Abrahamic ones are.

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wrong

the gf

who else avoiding sleep to avoid responsibilities?

Have you ever hooked up with a 5'9+ slag? They feel enormous

tgif

why is styx sad, did he get cucked

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din dins are ready

why do you post here? don't you know that we're all turbororke white supremacists here?

it doesn't get any better than this boys

his minecraft account got hacked

I can't sleep, I never feel tired. Yesterday I overslept and couldnt go to the bank to cancel my phone bill and MSF donations, got £40 to my name and am quickly going bankrupt. Feels bad man.
Tomorrow I'll sort it all out

Götterdämmerung (Twilight of the Gods), is the last in Richard Wagner's cycle of four music dramas titled Der Ring des Nibelungen (The Ring of the Nibelung).

In Norse mythology, Andvaranaut (Andvari's Gift), first owned by Andvari, is a magical ring that can make gold.

As day breaks, Siegfried and Brünnhilde emerge from their cave, high on a mountaintop surrounded by magic fire. They sing of the past and the present, and of the future when Wotan will set fire to Valhalla to signal the end of the gods.

Brünnhilde sends Siegfried off to new adventures, urging him to keep their love in mind. As a pledge of fidelity, Siegfried gives her the ring of power that he took from Fafnir's hoard.

Meanwhile, Brünnhilde is visited by her Valkyrie sister Waltraute, who tells her that Wotan returned from his wanderings with his spear Gungnir shattered. Wotan ordered branches of Yggdrasil, the World tree, to be piled around Valhalla; sent his magic ravens to spy on the world and bring him news.

At last, the gods prepare to enter their new home. Donner summons a thunderstorm to clear the air. After the storm has ended, Froh creates a rainbow bridge that stretches to the gate of the castle. Loge, who knows that the end of the gods is coming, does not follow the others.

The entire world is white supremacist, even blacks. If avoiding white supremacy was something I lived by, Id have to off myself.

good luck with that. on my part, i'm incredibly anxious about returning to class and i'm trying to force myself to go.

Once hooked up with a 6'2 girl but she was a total loser and had the body of a fridge so I got turned off and fucked off

thats about all peace out

is this bait? how do people manage to fuck up cooking so much? it's pretty easy

Jesus christ tim.

Did you fuck her

what you study? I dropped out of my masters course in mathematics due to depression

would you pay this fine young lady 3 dollars so give you a gumjob?

Dear 4 Chan:

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I'm voting Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day.

dumb women who think they are "natural" cooks and either don't follow recipes or think they can just sub in anything if they don't have an ingredient/don't like it.
people with bad palettes in general

so what's up with your flag

are you wiccans?

I'd happily give her 3 dollars if she immediately steps out of my car

I was literally naked in her bed and was overcome with a feeling of disgust for her, completely turned off

The CEO of starbucks has pledged to hire many thousands of refugees as though this is a humanitarian gesture and not wage suppression by design.

>At one point she was probably a sweet cute high school girl

sad that peoples lives fall apart this hard

>I'll be your CEO one day.
jokes on you! I don't plan on ever working a real job

cold hearted

I have no idea what you mean.

pls be my dominant milf gf

>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable
Too obvious

sorry to hear about your depression
i study agronomic stuff, so basically i am to be a glorified farmer. that's not an issue for me anyway i just have no friends and it makes things that should be easy a chore. i also hate maths.

Was at a wedding in September and this 6'4 chick was wearing 3 inch heels making her as tall as Lebron. Looked like a fucking tree. She's 29 and never had a bf. Feel really bad for her tbqh

Do crackers and cheese make a good combo with hot chocolate?

>baccy
check
>skins
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>filters
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>beer
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>lighter
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Fuck.

you sound like me lad
apart from the farmer stuff that sounds pretty sick

do you fuck black chicks?

la facultad de agronomia was a mistake.
I could be your friend, too bad I'm like 40 so it'd be weird

Did she have a nice bod? I'd bang a chick my height.

tall women are all lesbians anyway

Havent had sex with a black chick but I went to private schools where there werent many. Im not a selfhater, so im deffo open to it.

>private schools
that's my trigger desu

She has feminine hips and decent breats but at that size, its impossible to be feminine really

Need an extra cuddle bf.

>Im not a selfhater

I thought you were white or arab

Lmao no, Im a nig m8

>mfw poor as fuck in Argentina and probably have the same life quality as this middle class """black""" ethiopian

I'm so glad I'm Argentine at times.

>IQ of 146
>I voted Trump
dressing as a woman doesn't count faggot
I'm imagining a fatass Trumpkid patiently typing this lmao @ your life

>tfw no bong gf who doesn't look inbred and isn't a Paki

Vancouver needs a Maoist revolution and it needs it now

boys

they're overrated

he's black from NY

i have no issues talking to people, i just can't relate to any of them and because of that i haven't been able to make any new friends in 3 years. it's desperating.
i like agronomia my problem lies elsewhere. and 2bh i found i get along more easily with older peeps because everyone my age has completely different priorities than mine.

I want middle class in the states or here. More like upper middle in America and wealthy here.

But yeah, being wealthy here would be ordinary in the 1st world

>get pack of marlboro red
>"Smoking can kill your unborn child"
How is this implication (that foetuses are human) allowed in 2017???

I thought abortion was just fine now?!

>he thinks he's black

just stop

>guy a few rows in front of me browsing /brit/ on his phone

Hey green sweater dude.

he looks like a kid who laughs in front of the principal after getting expelled

the real problem is buying british marlboro's

Jonah Lomu is my all-time fave New Zealander. Should be on your money.

dímelo cosmo qué hay de tu vida?

aren't you half australian?

>smoking

quit lad, it ruins your health and hence life quality in general

inb4 some aussie replies with "LE POOICIDE XD"

70% of the package is telling me smoking is bad. No exaggeration. Need a cigarette case to enjoy smoking again.

Lmao no. Pure subsaharan half human

hey green sweater dude

middle class = rich
upper class is the monarchy m8

Gonna watch the new one babes. x

I did but it's my mate's 40th today and he quit smoking, misses it like hell, so I got him cigs as a prezzie. Hope he likes it!

>half human
exactly, that's what i said

WOE TO THE GLOBALIST, on his mountain high
perched aloft, he stares back at the world
not an affair fails to cross his eye

but a beast rises from slumber, the globe doth stir
like a scorpion, its deathly limbs unfurled
what has happened before will yet recur

Really beefed up my tinder bio, expecting big returns

just reuse old packs :^)
and stop buying marlboro's

u wot?