White Guilt: The Movie
White Guilt: The Movie
Nathaniel Jackson
Caleb Campbell
a white man as king of the jungle is inherently racist and there is no way of defending that. the guy should've been played by idris elba at least. we need more black people on screen; not white people. if anything, it would actually be a novel turn in the right direction. so often are remakes and reboots derided, but what if instead these remakes and reboots featured casts of minorities as the leads? that would introduce a breath of fresh air; some originality. food for thought.
Caleb White
Jeremiah Jenkins
>Africa
>not white
A bit racist . It's like saying a black guy can't be British
Eli Bell
niggers cant tame animals though only whites can and thats why hes the king of the jungle
Austin Torres
>we should make a movie about a black baby abandoned by his parents who is found and raised by apes
That sounds a lot worse, actually.
Jacob Ramirez
Dog Bless.
Mighty Whitey is actually based on historical fact.
You can put tea in a black, but you can't take out his blackness.
Also, Duncan MacLeod was a better Tarzan.
Scottish people are closer to the jungle beasts than any blackie will ever be.
Charles Price
Is this some new pasta?
Robert Morris
Based on fact?
Fuck yeah Greystoke was a great flick,
Sebastian White
Nathan Harris
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Jose Miller
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Austin Moore
>Greystoke was a great flick
Off the top of my head I can't think of a death scene as touching as old Lord Greystoke's.
Jacob Sanders
>If Obama had a son
Kevin Peterson
>Scottish people are closer to the jungle beasts than any blackie will ever be.
Is that why their last king was Idi Amin?
Oliver Foster
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Levi Collins
So now that the Burroughs Cinematic Universe has started, when do we get a Tarzan/John Carter crossover?
Sebastian Morgan
Yes.
Idi Amin, or MacDada as the Scottish know him, was from the jungles of the Scottish Highlands. He fought with another black immortal Scotch-man from Andalusia, Sean Ubundu Connery.
Evan Robinson
So Idi died in 2003 because There Can Be Only One?
Shit. Who else is an immortal?
Julian Howard
Everyone, until proven otherwise.
Brandon Brown
Yeah, we better chop off everyone's head and if they die, we'll know they were an immortal.
Cameron Sullivan
Just jump off building.
If you survive, you're immortal.
Asher Fisher
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Carter Davis
Because?
Kevin Anderson
this felt like a fanfiction the whole time