My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Adrian Perez
Bro, you're skinny as FUCK, do you even lift?
Isaac Roberts
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Lincoln Martinez
>tfw this pasta is older than half the people on Sup Forums right now >tfw first reply confirms it
Owen Fisher
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.?
Christopher Lee
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Ethan Russell
Your fucking trash dude, and both your fake tan and your girlfriends fake tits and fake hair are gay as fuck
Jonathan Fisher
Damn I haven't seen this in a long ass time. Fair play to you OP for bringing back memories of Sup Forums circa 2005
Juan James
No fucking way are you a navy seal. Fuck off newfag
Anthony Ross
user, you're scaring me.
Logan Diaz
Speaking of newfags i just found one
Angel Rodriguez
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
Ryder Bell
Fuck you nigger I've been here since G00k to over for that one guy who use to run this place.
Aiden Rogers
And still youre not able to regonize the most basic meme ?
Asher Morgan
That is one of the oldest pictures on the internet
Shitty pasta
1/10 made me reply
Carter Young
Every few days the fake-John-boring-post.uaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I go to bed now. ...
Sebastian James
You've shown me the error of my ways...
Sorry, John.
Grayson Ross
die
Oliver Gray
>this type of thread again
Lincoln Campbell
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Ian Price
This has been going around Sup Forums for like 8 years? Ahhh, nothing ever changes on this website, i love it
