Goddammit Sup Forums, it's this shit again

Goddammit Sup Forums, it's this shit again

>what was it
>exactly how fucked are you
>inb4 dick, pussy, your mom etc

Burger King

breddy gud

Beer. Chewed up the can too if that counts.

Hot California rolls
I can get behind this

cum.

Waffle and ice cream sandwich. I'm lactose intolerant.

>potatos and meat
(:

Pepperoni pizza.
Hell yeh.

Buffalo wings

Red Robin Mac and Cheese

I am hella ok with this

your moms dick

Greek yogurt, berries and tea. Not bad.

>kebab
>not that fucked

two number 9s

a 9 large

Beef brisket and meatball pho.

I can get down with this.

Salmon and spinach with lemon aioli.

I guess my diet is going to be boring and pretty healthy.

a ricecracker with coconut bread.

Not very nutricious

Apple

dick , pussy and your mum

wings, rice and some cheese cake for desert

Apples with some cheddar cheese
Not bad

A ham, cheese and mayo sandwich. Pretty basic. I couldnt live of that

Breakfast. Eggs, cheese and some oj.

Mash suasages yorkshire pudding bbq sauce pepper salt

Fried rice with Curry. Gonna smell like Pajeet, but I'm okay with this.

>it's peanut butter jelly time
all the time

Clitorius

Apple pie

sausage.

Meatballs in tomato sauce and bread

McDonalds chicken nugget, as if I'm not fat enough

cereal

Pic related. I'll have to watch my blood pressure but holy shit is it delicious!

Chicken kiev and duchess potatoes.
Mixed veg.

Coffee and a danish. Can't survive on that.

Shepard's pie
>Protein, starch and veg
Looks like I hit the jackpot

Scrambled eggs

Not to mention the scurvy you'd deal with

You are hella stupid

cheap ass noodles with nothing in them but "bumbu sauce"

same...
fuck

Subway melt and generic Doritos. could be worse.

A chicken burger with fries, three hot wings and a dr pepper
Not too bad but i will probably die 3 years later

a couple bananas..

fried chicken, mash taders and beer.

ya ill be dead in 10 years but it'll be a fun ride at least

Yes lad.
I had same with peas and gravy...

I can eat anything I want. I had an everything bagel.

Breakfast Burrito master race

Arby's

scrambled eggs and oatmeal with maple syrup, cinnamon and apple slices

this is the most boring meal, fuck me

grilled cheese? dead before 30 i guess oh well

Cheese and crackers. Muh digestion...

fuck yea

Chewy protein powder goop, tastes old milk, smells like a rotten sock.

I'm going to starve.

Calzone... I guess that'll do

Lamb Jalfrezi with keema rice and a peshwari naan, washed down with 3 pints Kingfisher.

You poor fuckers will never know what true heaven tastes like.

90% certain it isn't that.

pork and deer with potatoes and carrots. Not too bad

Homemade Enchiladas with beans, I can deal

If you haven't tried it you can't know, it's like fucking mana from heaven (the heaven with all those Hindu gods in it though).

if its good enough for Daler Mendhi its good enough for me

Tacos. Fuck yeah

Nachos.
Totes okay with it.

white rice, with eggs and ham. not bad.

well at least diabetes is manageable

Microwave smoked pork ribs. I mean, they were alright but...

Bentley Chesterfield

Rare roast beef sandwich with home made mayo on a toasted fresh bun and tasty beef dip and a side of spicy cole-slaw.

BOOYAH.

Gay

>First Price Instant Ramen which is like 5 packs for a dollar

I'm fucked

A number 6 with extra dip

leapin lemurs cereal chocolate almond milk chia seeds and hemp hearts. I'm cool wit dat

French toast bagels.
Life is good.

Dude get on my level and eat something that actually tastes like real food. See

>garden salad with some quinoa in it

I'd probably kill myself after a month or two.

"Beef" teriyaki with porkrice garlic sauce brocoli a spring roll and a fortune cookie

Nigger what are those white swirly bits you see on ramen all the time? Looks like peppermints yo. Is it some pickled vegetable or some shit? Fuck me.

Panda express: Fried rice with orange chicken.

It's going to get really old, really fast. Probably going to an hero after the first few years.

Beef and Guinness Stew

I'm OK with this

Lentil and beetroot salad with rucola on top, pork roast, mustard and fresh horseradish.

I am pretty fine with that.

Mother Fucking Beans.

No idea. The only place I've ever seen them is on the packaging

a shrimp sandwich, water, and potato chips.

cheap cheap cheap fake crab thats been sliced.

Potato salad. I can work with that.

Lucky fucking bastard, fair play that.

My moms home made tacos yiiiiiis

Is that what that is? Fucking blechh-a-roo.

lasagna with garlic bread and coleslaw
I'm happy; could be a LOT worse

>campbells tomato soup with premium plus crackers in it
>also the grilled cheese i ate right before if we're counting whole meals and not individual items
>a good grilled cheese made with actual cheese and butter, not kraft slices and margarine

I'd be pretty ok

It was a white truffle and sun dried tomato carbonara with pan seared chicken breast in a lemon caper sauce on the side.

And a glass (3) of Soave wine.

ya, google imitation crab meat ramen, images and you'll see examples. thats like the no meat, only favored shit. IDK the exact name, maybe jackie Sup Forums can chime in

sponge cake, so pretty bad

Boneless wings from pizza hut, damn im gunna get fat

Maple sandwich cookies. I am going to die from the beetus, but it will be so delicious.

you two guys can race to see who dies first!

salmon fillet with tagliatelle pesto

Accidentally swallowed a mosquito... gg wp

>cast iron skillet
>bacon
>potatoes
>chicken
>all in pig fat
hail satan