So this yellow thing just came out while i was jerking off, i came...

So this yellow thing just came out while i was jerking off, i came, my dick stung like hell and then this was in my semen, can someone tell me what it is?

>i have no std and i know it's no cancer

it's was a baby. your bf got you pregnant

Kek

I think you have Ebola.

Op here, 2 days ago it happened aswell.

Maybe your cock ate some cornflakes.

samefag

Its cancer m8 your gonna want to kill yourself

Kidney stone

Kidney stone you faggot. Drink more water. That or your semen bag needs surgery because an infection. Moral of story? Drink more water you neck beard

>op here
no need to call it out, it's obvious you stupid fucking nigger

OP doesn't drink enough water.
It's a kidney stone. They normally come out as you are pissing. But I am guessing you jack off more than you piss.
Drink a jug of water every day. You'll be able to jack off longer, it's good for your prostate, and you won't get these anymore.

Thanks mate, appreciate it

reminds me of this. do the same

and no fucking idea wtf that could be since i've never had yellow lumps in my cum

It's bee semen

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>OP confirms that he jacks off more than he pisses.

I'm just always bored

Do you drink any water?
Or liquids?

maybe if you stopped eating cheetos and fapping at the same time, cheeto crumbs wouldn't fall into your peehole

Yeah, i think i drink 3 times a day

What do you drink?

is it like, gelatin in texture?

Rivella and water

I was there kek

Yea but it's a bit more rough than gelatine

i have little chunks like that when i fap every so often also. i almost exclusively drink water and im not fat but not skinny either. i always wondered why im producing jello and had me worried.

what the fuck is this
i've never heard about this before

bump. curious of this as well. anyone experience anything similar?

Is kidney stone. Drink more water and less Mountain Dew you fucking neck beard.

I would guess Kidney Stones