We are number one but it's a bunch of cocks

we are number one but it's a bunch of cocks

Life has many doors, Ed boy.

Here's a little lesson in faggotry

bump

the more doors you have the less likely you are to go through any of them

we are number one but every time they say one it's replaced by the entirety of bee movie but every time they say bee it's replaced by the entirety of the room but every time he says lisa it's replaced by we are number one but...

yes but which doors have the goat
and which one has the car?

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TFW you're meeting Eddy in person

Going to the con?
Tell him hi for me.

*Ding dong*

What con?

You dare mock the son of a shepherd?

Will do, I'm so hyped for the dance comp/floor wars.

well uh, technically uh.. nah

I didn't even like ed edd n eddy when I was a kid tbh`

whose there?

Inform me on the convention, I wanna go hang out with Eddy too.

It was pretty shit

It was my least favorite of the cartoons most of the time.

>conventions

I'm quite excited for it, We're all getting Hibachi on the first night.

>socializing
>with human beings

I went to dragon con in 2002 shit scarred me for life

What kind of convention is it?

>How do you do, fellow spergs?

furries

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Furry convention, AKA lots of drinking and lots of partying with other degenerates. It's honestly quite funny how opposite Furry conventions are to what they are perceived to be.

I didn't know they had one in Portland.
Unless eddy is traveling.

man those two are so friggen cute

yeah yall have fun with the drunk diaperfurs

Are you implying people don't fuck like rabbits at the conventions?

It's in Atlanta, it will be a blast.

That's a RF problem, not even relevant at FWA.

>diaperfurs

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so far away
Have fun, I don't think I could ever bring myself to go to a furry convention.
Or prob any convention, too many people.

Take note of QUALITY, dood

I didn't realize that gif was so tiny, my thumbnail for it is larger.

I mean it is.

It's still one of the most awkward things thats ever happened to me

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Tell this story.

actually gonna have a nap

later babes

I want to hug harem lizard.

that is SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's the best part of the conventions, and it's an inevitability.

that is incorrect

Proper A E S T H E T I C, unlike all the Hardblush pussy ass fuccbois I often see here.

I'd be way too scared to catch something and sex with strangers is very contrarian to do within my circles. There was this whole dramabanaza over a fur who was purposely spreading HIV at a convention once.

this is QUALITY

>dick shot
>horse cock
>implying QUALITY
A degenerate among degenerates.

>having sex with anyone but your wife.

quality

condoms exist for a reason, but it's a reasonable fear nonetheless. I would never and have never done something with a complete stranger. It's always someone I've met or talked to beforehand.

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Take note, AM

I will degenerate your face with my fist

pets the dom

It's my first convention, so I'd rather take it slow and enjoy the vanilla experience.

no god dam idea how a jpg at this resolution was 6 megabytes too large

I'm scared.

I have something that's too large~

>Getting his own room
>scared

>tfw no one to bully you

I read a comic by Terry Zwigoff that he wrote back in the 70s. In it he eats some Mexican food from a food truck and then goes to the post office to mail an important package. While in line he suddenly has to shit badly so he wanders the streets of New York looking for a place. He goes to a few different places, each of which he can't shit in, one of them is a hippie's apartment and the toilet is just out in the open because they don't believe in walls. He eventually shits in an alley and gets arrested.

>only furcon i've ever gone to
>abandoned by mates
>walking around this beautiful hotel lobby surrounded by bad smelling awkward autists like I had never seen
>bad tails ears fur costumes sexual leather harnesses bdsm gear
>hotel staff looks like aliens have invaded
>walk past an open hotel room
>15 people at least inside
>diapers with fur and ears and tails
>someone noticed me looking
>its a fat hairy bearded man, might have even been attractive but
>crawls towards me "crying" and asks me to change him
>while im still standing in the hotel lobby
>walk away
>caught the eye of the middleaged woman concierge
>she looked at me knowingly
>that horrible 2 second stare haunts me to this day
>walk out
>tempted to walk in front of bus

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Except you're fucking weak.

scared of TWAT

Hey it wasn't all bad. Now you have this god tier story to share.

its not gay if you're establishing dominance

we will see how weak I am next time
i..im gonna beat you up!

and the moral of the story is stay the fuck away from furcons

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I think you might just be cursed. God has punished you with autistic diaperfags. What heresy have you committed?

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How horrifying.
I am so sorry.

Wait, Snuggles, did you say Dragoncon? Dragoncon isn't a furry convention, it's like a smaller even nerdier Comic con.

My prowess in taijustsu and genjutsu far exceeds yours, filthy gaijin. While you were having your appendix ripped out, I was studying the blade.

oh dear...

if you force me to list them all we will be here all day

Yes that was back in 2002 I was taken there with my Mom completely different story, still scary but it was the beginning of my path to Wicca

Come on now, there's one that's worse than the others. You know what it is.

I offered to split, just with one other person. I need to be able to retreat in case of furry overdose.

isn't like one furry furry overdose?

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I did not have sexual relations with that pooch.

Sounds good, do you want to come with us to get Hibachi on the first night. I made the reservation for 5 just in case. It's supposed to be a surprise, but I'm treating.

That's not at all what I was hinting at but ok

I'd go to Dragoncon. [as] usually does a panel for one of their shows there every year. I'd also go to Comic con depending on if there were a panel I'd be interested in.

gun beats blade, baka. I dont need an appendix to beat you

just go with luke and squash

I am 100% down for this.

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what is hibachi?

I'm not even sure who you are

How do you know of my sins
I just need more reasons to get out of the house these days. I'd certainly love to go back but there's other festivals I'd rather go to first.

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Nah bruh, your chakra flow is going to be seriously messed up with that surgery. You will never open the seventh gate now you fucking pleb.

slanty-eyed barbequing

I actually wasn't hinting at anything I was just hoping to lure you into admitting some deep dark secret. So...I guess it worked sort of.

Nice nice, I believe I made the reservation for 8, but I don't remember exactly. The place we're going to is right across the street and you need a reservation to get a table during the con.

Where an asain guy cooks the food on the grill right in front of the table.

Sounds yummy.
What state are you located in anyway?