Born: May 12, 1981 (age 35)

>Born: May 12, 1981 (age 35)

what

what?

what?

>you will never take him to the bone zone

Would have been the perfect L.

what?

>Arabic L

Why's he so perfect?

Still better than a bigger

huh?

>arabic

He's a direct descendant of ancient egyptian royalty.

That image was from 2011 so he's 30 in it, still looks about 20

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>5'9
He's still a manlet

>egypt
>white

He wuz kangs, can you say the same?

I don't think he's 5'9, looks like he can fit in my pocket

Idk how shitty you are, but this is basically how people in their 30s look like. Unless they get fat and are already balding.

Rami isn't white, he's egyptian.

so?

Is he actually descended from ancient egyptian royalty?

Look at his face and tell me he doesn't look like royalty.

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He looks his age imo but he's the same age as Tom Hiddlestone who look about 45. The thing is that he looks young for an hollywood actor, i guess he doesn't smoke or tan.

It will be a shit adaptation so I'm glad he won't be involved.

some people just age better than others

even though I grow thick facial hair I still look about 18 and I'm turning 25 in 2 days

he should give his tips to Fassbender, my mind was blown when i learned he was only 39.

>Look at his face and tell me he doesn't look like royalty.

>i guess he doesn't smoke or tan.

He looks tanned all the time

Nigger genetics give him better skin


(Egyptians have 18% Sub Saharian admxiture on average)

It's tru

inbred retard.jpg

he doesnt lift much, but even if he did he would still look in his early 20s
this guy can work at a community college and fuck new students everyday

kek i mean he doesn't spend his time under the sun.

>44 years old

I want him to jared my leto so hard

I really hope he gets more work because of Mr. Robot, he was great as Snafu. He does well in supporting roles but I'd like to see him as a lead in a movie

Egyptians literally WUZ KANGS

That moment when Jared Leto starts aging and he panics and gets plastic surgery and looks like a reptile after it.

BREAK
ME
DOOOOOWN

And, what's your point?

chubby rami is best rami

you look young if you dont live off potato chips and whiskey

>tfw 30 and people think I'm still in high school because I look so young.

Should I kill myself? Am I genetically inferior?

People go to awful lengths to look younger, user. Count your blessings and enjoy younger women

When younger women find out how young I look they think I'm some sort of freak.

As long as your benis is normal sized and you don't live with your parents you'll be fine

since when is 35 old?

Im 32 and still a neet living with parents

Post pics

is the right before or after? jesus hcrist

HE

chubby rami looks like he went to my school

Is that bad?

After. She had a couple more that fixed most of the damage though.

28 neet here. Trying to finish college and not be a neet, but it's not going well. I'll probably kill myself when I become too much of a burden.

tanning a lot makes your skin age much faster

Found me some gold Sledgehamma

>you will never be his sexual slave

why bother going on with life?

Apparently S2E1 has been released on Amazon Prime, can anyone confirm?

>Egyptian

He wuz kangs n' shiet

Season One is on Prime. I've noticed they put episodes of Braindead on after they air, which is unusual because Prime usually waits a year after the season ends to put new seasons up.

He's honestly the sexiest man

>Ay Sludgehamma

I want him in me

It's not even that hard to age well as a man.
They age like wine, and if you happen to get fucked over by premature balding you can just shave that shit and grow a beard, or pack on some light muscle to offset it

Was an error

how to age well
>don't get fat
>keep your hair

looks like darlene.

>keep your hair
That's only if your lucky enough to be blessed with great genetics

He's old enough to be President.

>35
>old

those big ass eyes. why is he so cute?

m8 apart from looking wrinkly, long-term unprotected sun exposure can cause cancer.

I know right

black dont crack