NEW ISLAND THREAD

NEW ISLAND THREAD

THE RULES:

I give you a 10 number range.
You roll to decide what happens in the story.
You control one of the contenders or all of them, it's up to you, everyone can roll for everyone.
When rerolling, try to quote your original roll every time so it's easier for me to track the actions
Results too retarded or impossible to draw on paint will be ignored.
I change the result of your roll according to the number you get, then the map is updated and a new roll begins.

THE ROLLS

0: Total failure, nothing in your roll goes right.
1-4: Sub-par result, your roll goes a bit worse than expected
5-8: Optimal result, everything happens exactly as rolled
9: Jackpot, everything goes better than expected

THE MAP:

Left: mountains, old temple that may or may not be haunted
Right: an active volcano that may or may not explode, forests
Top: flatlands, narrow waterway between islands
Bottom: flatlands
Middle: small sandy island in shark infested lagoon

THE CONTENDERS:

Red: Conservatives, starting at bottom left
Blue: Jews, starting at bottom right
Black: BLM, starting at top center

>NEXT ROLL: 00-09

Blue: jack off in the temple

The Jews build a penis fort where they are now

Roll

reroll

Dindu's fuck each other
Drumpfs create stable community on shore
Joos travel inland

The great and mighty hittler appears and forses the joos to jump in the volcano

Red: The conservatives build a wall to keep the BLMs and begin to explore the temple to build a commercial tower.

reroll

The Dindus have a massive orgy, all the incest created some mutations and retardations, thus a few Giga Niggas were born

Drumpfs build cozy log cabins on the shore but did not forsee the coming tides and most of their cabins are washed to the sea
The Joos get tired of hanging around and go looking for people to exploit but they get lost halfway through the forest. Oi Vey!

>NEXT ROLL: 20 - 29

wall reroll

Bunch of Arabs spawns in that pyramid temple

Dindus build shit bridge across to volcano
Drumpfs build sea wall to protect from water
joos join tribe of jungle monkeys (not dindus)

Drumpfs capture the Dindus to work for them.
Dindus repruduce very fast.
Joos turn the vulcano into a dangerous power plant.

rollin

Dindus construct a massive fucking statue that proclaims they are kangs.

Blacks steal stuff from jews

Dindus try to swim on the other island

Roll

Reroll

Joos decide to build a bank for monkeys to deposit their bananas in in the middle of the forest

Drumpfs start building a huge cheeto statue

The Dindus attempt to swim, through the shark infested waters, to the sandy island. The Giga Niggas are fine, but other dindus don't even know how to swim
, others get eaten by the hungry sharks. There is a small ceremony held, Mickelson and Steel Reserve 40 ozso are poured in memor for the good boys.
Shiieeeeet

>NEXT ROLL 60-69

Reroll

Drumpfs construct a nuclear device

Sorry, didn't know what island you meant so I went with the middle one.

Dindus build a KFC

Giga niggas are now top off dindu society, they instruct lil nuggas to build some homes and a farm on island, while they swim back and steal shit from the 'haunted" temple

Drumpfs build two twin towers

re

Joos start stacking up on eachother to find their way out

I meant the other but it's OK, I should have told you

Roll

this

Reroll

oops rip niggas

Reroll

Joos start a Satan worshiping cult in forest

Conservatives start building a huge wall

Drumpfs build a V2 missile to eliminate the Dindus

Joos build a casino and drumpfs go there and loose all the money, dindus find "rap" in the temple

Giga Niggas realize they Giga now, and with force they direct the Lil dindus to do their bidding. A large chicken coop is constructed and malts and grapeseed are sewn into the lands, but the Gigas didn't know their own strength and accidently kill most of the poor Lil dindus. The Gigas head out to reclaim what the red devil took from them, but get scared by the ghosts of the temple! OOGA BOOGA

>NEXT ROLL: 70- 79

Joos start heading north towards vulcano, building a small settlement under it

This

Conservative's b-line to the temple and find a statue of donald trump, which will grant 3 of their wishes decided upon by 3 chosen reps.

Drumpfs have an economic breakthrough resulting in a larger protected city with a wall surrounding it

Joos put a prophet on a cross at the top of volcano

dindos eat invent and eat fried chicken and build a kfc

roll

reroll

Drumpfs build a great wall of drumpfs north of their settlement

Roll

idiot. KFC is a white man invention, dindus would never be able to find the perfect combination of herbs and spices.

His but with the addition that the dindus find a man that goes by the name, Colonel, and he starts frying some finger licking good chicken.

Drumpfs build a V2 missile and fire it at the Dindus

giga niggas try to fight ghosts
lil nuggas upgrade farms
joos search for something to monetize around the vulcano
drumpfs attempt to lasso in there homes

Just organizing thoughts so I could re this after update.

The drumpfs go north to intercept and flank the gigas, because fuck them

Reroll

The Jews move to the foothills of the volcano, it's hot and dusty, feels just like the Holy Land. They build a long house but
oy vey! It's like a sauna in here! The Jews become dehydrated and weak.

>NEXT ROLL 30 - 39

Why? They dindu nuffin

re

re

reroll

sorry OP forgot to reply straight to the original

reroll

Zombie Virus hits the Dindus

Re

re

Joos realise they are losing power, so they create the new york times, dindus eventually get tired of fighting ghosts and go back to kfc

Joos start climbing a volcano in hopes that being on higher elevation would mean colder temperature

Re

Drumpfs build some guns

Black fight among each other and then blame it in everyone else and destroy the temple

ReRoll

Joos start building ovens instead of houses

Roll

And kill themselves

Reroll

When butthurt fagotry inevitably destroys this game, you should do a civ instead.

Roll

Roll

The drumpfs throw rocks at the gigas to the north

Drumpfs have a murderer among themselves that kills their females

The Giga Niggas fight the ghosts, their super Giga Nigga Black Dynamite karate ability helps them punch through the ethereal plan and smack them on the back of the head. The ghosts run away down the hillside.
Lil Niggas begin to science and ferment the grapes to make purple drank wine and make juicy chikenz.

Joos find bananas and they help with their dehydration, then begin a flourishing business selling them to the surrounding monkeys.

Drumpfs ain't done MAGAing yet so they decide to throw a rodeo and Make Their Houses On Land Again.
success is had all around

>NEXT ROLL 90 - 99

The Dindus left on the island discover the magic mushroom. Intelligence increased, super geniuses . They construct skyscrapers and build a drone

Reroll

*giga niggas step into the temple to look around for loot
*lil nuggas decide it's real nigga hours and begin copulation
*joos work on making the bananas hyper adictive
*drumpfs design make banners and plant them in the surrounding area

Reroll

re

this

Joos somehow find contact with the Gigas, up to OP how the meeting goes.

Roll

that

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Rerolllllllll

>achieves genius
>builds on an antiquated 19th century architectural concept
>make a toy helicopter
>pretty fucked up priorities for a bunch of geniuses

*giga niggas step into the temple to look around for loot
*lil nuggas decide it's real nigga hours and begin copulation
*joos work on making the bananas hyper adictive
*drumpfs design make banners and plant them in the surrounding area
*ghosts build new temple with ghost powers

FFS

Lil blacks on the island make a drone and discover islam

re

hell yeah!

The drumphs try to create a new sort of rifle, which they then will use to hunt down the dindus and Giga's in the temple to reclaim the island