Secrets / Vent / Advice thread

Secrets / Vent / Advice thread

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Well, my friend is in an odd position.

He tried to meet up with a girl twice. She canceled both times and would go dark. He ended up just wishing her a merry xmas, and they ended up talking for a while. Then goes dark again.

Now a week later she contacts him, and seems like she is having a friend write or atleast approve her texts (Due to timing between two messages) and then she asks him to go and get coffee. Which they did..

i still feel bad about being a straight up goon bully back in school, think about it before i go to sleep
feelsbadman

bump

Not gay, but I wanna fuck a trap in the ass

Bump

I regularly meet couples on Craigslist and fuck the wife while the husband watches / records / listens / hears about it later.

I jerk off into unisex bathroom soap containers

I want to start taking hormones and become a girl, but at the same time I want to be the father of a daughter. Fucking ultimatums.

i match with girls on tinder just to feel like girls like me... but i never talk to them because im socially awkward.

>dad is a violent schizophrenic paedophile from a rough city
>my mum was also violent
>parents moved from Manchester to Taunton in 1981 because racist
>had my sister in '89 and me in '92
>used to beat me, lock me in cupboards and wash mouth out with soap when I was as young as 3
>had to watch and sometimes get caught inbetween parents physical fighting
>mum and dad divorced in '95
>mum took me and sister to Manchester women and childrens home
>met a guy called Frank
>he used to beat me and my sister, swung us by our ears until they bled
>dad found us and took us to Exeter
>sexually abused me, physically abused me, mentally abused me and verbally abused me
>used to go crazy a lot, heavy drinker. extremely violent
>dropped sister off at cop station in June of '97
>I'm with this crazy bastard until late '98
>go into care
>am withdrawn
>I molested kids when I was a kid (even living with my dad)
>my foster dad cheated on my foster mum so there were a lot of fights there
>foster dad has punched me on occasion
>I tried to fuck foster sister
>killed her hamsters and a dog
>pyromaniac
>thought about mass murder a lot
>thief
>vandal
>I attempted burglary once
>zoophillia

Now I want to end everybody. Woo! Kill kill kill

>not gay
>wants to put his penis in another man's ass

If you say so user

I fucked a pretty famous makeup artist and her boyfriend. I met them on craigslist. She posted the ad and said they both wanted to be fucked and would both suck my dick. They did. She doesn't know I used to post on the message board she ran for years. Her tits were not as cool looking as I had hoped all those years.

edgy

Eh. at least I'm not the one getting fucked

Make your dad proud, Sup Forumsoi.

i have a pipe bomb at home

You would not fuck this?

No, you delusional faggot.

MODS

The autism is strong with you user.

Meh. I don't care.

Atleast I am not looking for a Trap to have an actual relationship with

I am a sexually quite open professor in Europe, happily married, two kids.

Nevertheless, on conferences I prefer to visit swinger clubs and gay saunas to choke on some cocks. At home I am the loving husband, but outside it is great to have cock ring on and an anal plug in and a cock in the throat to suck on. #no homo

You're attracted to guys, it's cool user. Most fags on Sup Forums. Just accept it and stop being a fag about it

Stop kidding yourself, degenerate slime.

I used to finger my girlfriend's ass in middle school, in class, and walk around smelling it.

Ah, forgot my question: How to I make female ERASMUS students suck my cock? especially the polish bitches? Is it worth the risk? I think that a 25€ hooker (also polish :-)) is better, or what do you think?

If I'm horny enough, I'll flip on my back and drink my own cum while fapping. Have many times before. In the shower, I sometimes finger my ass while fapping with my upper body against the wall.

INTERPOL PLS STOP THIS POOR EXCUSE FOR A MAN

I don't deny that I am attracted to a select few. (Hence why I id as Bi)

Just not interested in a romantic relationship with them.

I use to analy rape my ex gf. Shit was cash

I fell for this girl. She's damn near perfect in my eyes. Cute as fuck, kinda awkward in a good way. Smart as hell, knows what she wants in life. She is the type of girl that I wanna marry.

But she gives of mixed signals.

She seems very enthusiastic about meeting up and doing something. But then when we get close to it, she shys away. Maybe it's her awkwardness acting up? who knows.

But it's not like she shy's away from talking. We can talk for an entire day without issue, and she will always respond to my mild teasing favorably. While she kinda does the same to me, but in a way that would be trying to motivate me to do something

I don't know what the deal with her is. Seems like she might actually like me. But she just can't commit to a meet up. Even those she seems so eager and enthusiastic about it. I guess just take it slow until I actually get some sorta response from her.

It's kinda funny. I stupidly accused her of lying to me, and it seems like she still likes me even after that. She just accepted my apology and we continued as normal.

show dick

No. A typical response of an abuse victim
Come help me end normies lad

Here's Kalindras Dick

I'm loaded, but choose to do menial work (like sell wood for fires and furniture). I can no longer do the 9-5 gig. Was killing me.

tell her what you feel and give her an ultimatum. worked for me. went abroad and been together with her ever since

I steeling my neighbor gas evey night for about 3 years now

I have my dick sucked by a guy, no homo.

Who are you replying to?

i found out my friend and his girlfriend's facebook account and password when he sent the laptop to me for fixing ( the girl's laptop password was same in all her accounts, now i monitor them on a daily basis. I also get in with nudes and some steamy videos

I fuck my wifes younger big tit sister for about mouth now best sex of my life

Anything good?

I threw a retarded kid in a trash can to steal his crayons in first grade. I'm a monster.

you should share with us :)

My GF cucked me for the first time today with my conscent

Zappa Knows Now.

Same. I like manual labor and build fences, even though I have enough money to not do a thing for years and years.

My wife fucked me and a guy we met at a bar over the weekend. After getting pounded silly she wants sex from me nonstop.

here's her pussy, my friend took a picture of when she was sleeping. that's the only one im gonna post tho.

That's fine. The fbid is there and since I have low level api access, I will be posting their identities shirtly. Fucking idiot.

Same here user. Sex has been amazing ever since we started talking about threesome or cuckolding. No regrets so far

I want to fuck my mom and have fapped while wearing her panties and leggings and also used her vibrator on myself

kerk

that's fine, can you teach me the way tho?

lol that's a clever way to scare people who don't know much about development. gj

edge lord is edgy

i mean im open to learning how to do it tbh (if that even is possible), not even scared of that fact that they found out. like shit don't send nudes if you don't want them leaking am i right

edge lord is edgy

It hasn't been possible to do that in a long time. I dunno, people are entitled to some privacy.

>Friends of parents are gone for the week, family holiday
>I barely know that family
>I have to go to their house every day, to feed their cat, parents can't be bothered with it
>Go to their house
>It's a pretty cool cat
>Pet cat
>I get curious
>Walk around their empty house, look at bookshelves, check whats in the fridge, see how they live basically
>Check upstairs bedrooms
>Walk into girl bedroom
>Check pictures of her and friends, she's hot af
>See passport
>15 yr old
>Open her closet, see bra's and panties
>Get horny
>Sit on her couch in bedroom
>Start jerking off into this girls nice smelling bedroom
>About to cum
>Grab pillow from bed
>Cum into pillow, whipe dick off pillow
>Go downstairs, feed cat
>Go home, like nothing happened.

I'm not proud of what I've done. That girl probably rubbed her face in my dried cum for days, weeks maybe after she came home from her family holiday.

You are not father material. I would never trust you with a child.

YOU SAID YESTERDAYS WAS THE LAST ONE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I HOPE YOU DIE NOW

nice

Different people post em

well i'd consider them lucky that im the one who has access and not anyone else, if it were anyone else they'd be viral on social media already, or at least where i live they'd be

The claim that its been the same fag for years was brought to the threads attention. NO ONE DISPUTED THAT. It's the same fucking fag. I fucking know it. Exact same time frame. Exact same picture. It's fucking him.

>wait 4 weeks for package because some bullshit happened in between
>finally get package
>they sent the wrong fucking one
I want to fucking die

Nope..

It's just that more people tend to be on Sup Forums at this time, and it is the original pic, so someone may have downloaded it used it for theirs...

same
>feelsbadman

my boss from work is desperately trying to fuck me, she just recently promoted me and we havent done anything. ive been in a relationship for 3 years. but with my flirting with my boss im getting promoted. but now she is taking me to meeting and at some point i might have to fuck her. but im a beta and dont want to cheat on my girlfriend

used to steal my neighbors wifi and disel by throwing a basket at his front window then proceding to sneak in round back once i got what i needed i'd leave a picture of the loch ness monster

please describe boss' body and then describe gf's body

explain why you were posting on a makeup message board as a straight man please

Boss: 31 i think? skinny to average, DD, decent ass
GF: 21 skinny, B tits, huge ass

United supporter?

anything your gf won't do that you want sexually (anal, bdsm, etc)?

Sorry to break it to you user, girls wash their bedding once a week at least.

Both sound hot in their own way?

naw shes pretty down for whatever i ask. we have a great sex life

Do you have a big dick or are you extremely fit?

I want to do this but I'm decidedly average in both categories and not sure I should bother.

Shes prbs a rapist.

they are both really hot, BUT bosses husband is jealous as fuck and has called me when i was texting her about work related stuff so i couldnt imagine him seeing what she has said to me

Threesome

Sounds like you should look for a new job. You'll end up getting in some deep shit.

Yea.... No.....

It actually went well from what he said

boss would probably be down, i dont know about GF. i brought it up once as a joke and we almost went trhough with it but she chickened out, fear that id leave her

thing is, i used to work at pizza places and now i have a really good job, but its not out of the question to look for a new one

I'm a potential blackmailer. I have never actually done it but I always save like pictures or texts that I could use if someone was to does something bad to me or anything. I know I would do it it's just the situation never arose.

I have a massive collection of people I know, and I jerk off to them so much, that I can barely get it up while jerking to them. I'd fuck them if I got the chance though. But, I am not good at talking to people in general. I have an unhealthy obsession. At this point, I dont even need to see ass or tits, their faces are enough to get me off, even though I really cant get it up. Went to school with all them, except a few.

i couldnt stop thinking about my older sis the entire day, i know what you guys will tell me but its not that simple
i wish i could just forget her, as i feel really bad for this feeling

When I was around 7 and my sister 9 we used to do things like rub my dick on her hips with my face on her chest, put my face between her legs or in her ass while grabbing it, put my penis in her face, without knowing what that was. when I was around 9 we stoped doing it and never talked about it again and never told anyone.

How do I get back a psychopath girl or find some bad record on them or something?

I worked with this girl in a research lab at the University I go to who was very bad at her experiments and continuously failed them and broke the equipment. Instead of admitting that she fucked up though she always blamed her problems on others and started telling everyone she was being sabotaged. She said that I was tampering with her equipment and the lab got pulled into a year long investigation which eventually found me not guilty of any wrong doing. Despite this she was not punished or fired and continued spreading sabotage claims about me for months afterwards.

She was confronted by one of the bosses about all the problems she was causing and so she filed a harassment claim against them and they were put into a position where they were no longer allowed to interact or have any contact with the girl. The girl continued trying to attack me and would laugh at me with other people in hallway each time she walked by and so I eventually got into a confrontation with her and told her off about all her bullshit. She had a crying fit and called the police on me and filed a harassment claim against me too. All my professors tried to defend me saying she was a liar and psychopath but my case was tried by some white knight douchebag and a fat irritable slob women executing the VAWA initiative on my ass. They ended up kicking me out of the lab and now everyone is afraid to come anywhere near girl or try to defend me at all.

Is there anything I can do to fight back against this bullshit?

>liking football
Fucking normie

le buzzword. Things which you can't understand are edgy woah.

youtube.com/watch?v=R4879Muux9g&t=

Then just take hormones to become more manly

lol "normie" stay back bois we've got a tough one here

Come to terms with your masculinity user. You'll be more content in the long run. I say this to you as a fellow human being and in the best faith possible: You will never be a girl. You owe it to yourself to accept that.

I'm a 20 year old virgin, fap 4-6 times a day, mostly to shemale porn. Used to cut myself, still want to kill myself too. I've never had a job and every time I try to look for one or write a CV I panic and can't do a fucking thing. Grade A lazy piece of shit.

I killed a dog
And I'm not talking about your mum

AYY LMAO