Whats wrong with me???

Whats wrong with me???
I think it's colon cancer but im not sure.

General symptoms
Flat or narrow poop sometimes round balls, sometimes blood, good poops are bit bigger than pickle.
Blood usually brighter but have seen poop black before, they have been narrowing over time.
Tightness center waistline and able to feel something hard beneath skin.
Incredible pain from that region now.
Been exhausted past few days despite walking 6 hours one day.
Was spitting blood for no apparent reason yesterday.
Started to cough until nearly threw up tonight.

I'm going into doctor soon, but i just won't be able to handle the news if its what i think it is.

I dont know whats going on, but i know there is a probability that i am fucked.

The only one i truly care about anymore is a stray cat i found.
She seems healthy at the least.
Family friends don't give a fuck about me. My life was pretty fucked anyways.

I am in so much pain right now.
Is this the end? Is it over?

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how old are you?
whats your usual diet?
also thanks for taking care of that cat. karma might reward you.

A friend of mine just beat colorectal cancer and finished his last round of chemo with a full head of hair. Even if it is colon cancer, you should be fine if you live in a developed nation

GO TO A DOCTOR

After reading your thorough description, my professional opinion is that you appear to have flat or narrow poops, sometimes with blood. You should see a doctor soon.

I don't understand how cancer is a reward but whatever, i do love her though.

Can't break sugar addiction.

Keep meaning to try but brain is hard wired.
I know its whats killing me but cant stay away.

I do eat fibre in the form of spaghetti and brown bread as well as yogurts and salad but overall my diet is dogshit.

Tried to laugh this all off last little while but its catching up with me now.

rewarding in terms of your recovery of course. how old are you?

don't kill yourself. who will take care of the cat

I am 33 goinlng to be 34 soon.

Too young to die at any rate.

I only just started to see through the bullshit in life maybe 5 years ago.
Was just a child up until then.

I want to stop sugar and fats but they are everywhere in every food.
Not easy to avoid when you are broke though.
I know its what i have to do, along with excersize and medications.

where are you from? america i guess...

So I can't wait any longer
I decide to travel to Canada in the summer
My girlfriend comes with me
She thinks it's a regular vacation
but I'm really going to see you
We work out a plan
We'll meet at the cinema
I bring my girl
You go with your best friend
We're watching the same movie
When I get inside, I see where you're sitting
and I sit in the row behind u with my gf
She has no idea who u are
an hour into the movie
I get up to go to the washroom
I snap u from inside and tell u the coast is clear
You tell ur friend you'll be back in a minute and to tell you what you missed
Im waiting with a stall door open when you walk in
I whisper "quick, get in"
I lock the door behind us
Can't wait, put my hand behind your head and grab you
Pull ur face towards mine
we're making out liek crazy
tongue battle shit
I lift u up into my arms
holding you up by ur ass
u wrap ur legs round me
I put the toilet seat down
and I stand u up on it
I put my hands up ur tshirt
your tits feel great
and I slide your track pants down to ur ankles
I lift one of ur legs over my shoulder
and pull ur panties to the side with my hand
so I can finally taste that tight pussy juice
you're already leaking some wet
so I scoop it up with my finger
and push my finger inside your pussy
then 2 fingers
you're soaking wet inside and I know you're ready for some daddy cock
I grab you and lift you up again
turning you around to face away from me
I make you kneel on the toilet seat
with your ass pointing at me

I unbuckle my belt and slide my hard cock out of my boxers
I'm not going to waste time, so I wipe some spit onto my dick
and I squeeze it into you from behind
until after a few pushes it finally fits all the way inside
and I start to pound that pussy like a pornstar on viagra
until your pussy juice flows down my cock and drips off my balls onto the toilet seat
you start to rub your clit as I fuck you harder and faster
and your moans start to get loud so I cover your mouth with my hand and keep pounding you
you start to orgasm, and I start to cum at the same time
I squirt a giant load of cum into your pussy
You feel each squirt as my cock pumps it into you over and over for almost 20 seconds
When I pull my dick out, a big wad of white creamy cum falls onto the toilet seat
I say "good girl. no pull your pants up"
We start to kiss and makeout for another minute before we go back to the movie
I give you a pill from my pocket that will stop you getting pregnant
We kiss 1 last time and I go back first
Then you follow. When you sit down u take the pill with your drink
My gf and your friend never suspect a thing

Le Fin

Excerpt from 'The lyfe of Fames

Flat/narrow- possible growth or partial blockage of descending/sigmoid colon

Blood- possible tumor or rupture of mucosa/submucosa

Black poop= dead blood from rupture somewhere else

Fever, silent abdomen- possible perforation and subsequent infection of peritoneal cavity with intestinal bacteria, do you have a fever?

Weakness- malabsorptive syndrome based off of possible maldigestion.

Source: Medfag

Don't think it's colon cancer. Most likely appendicitis or some sort of volvolus/intussuception that has become infected/ruptured.

Sorry, both of those are me. Same person.

Had a fever after i ate spaghetti earlier but it mostly went away when i lied down just now, still feel like shit.

Go to a doctor mate, that cat needs you.
Maybe it's from stress or just your diet.

I have sharp pains sometimes in the stomach region and a year ago went to the hospital.

It was mainly from stress but also from my diet because I was eating shitty.

You will be fine.

Hmmm. I'm thinking appendicitis. Possible rupture.

If it was appendicitis the pain would be in a specific place on the left lower abdomen region.

If it ruptured he needs to get to a hospital asap.
The danger of infection is high as a kite.

(had it removed 2 years ago. almost fucked me, but I was a skinny fuck and I could see the swollen apendishit)

True. But slow rupture can cause entry of microorganisms into peritoneal cavity resulting in silent abdomen and pain due to fibrinous exudate

you need mms enema

I don't know much, I have some general knowledge because as I said I had it removed 2 years ago.
But I guess a slow rupture is more dangerous?

Okay i will.

3 houses down if i go up the hill 1 km there is the hospital, but the shit thing is there is 1 foot of snow outside and large dogs at the houses on hill.

Scared shitless of large barking dogs after being chased by them on bike when i was 11 years old and they would follow up to 1/2 km.
Havent been able to shake that ever since.

I'll talk to my neighbour, he goes with other neighbour (we are in apartment building) to doctor 2-3 times a week.

I'm sure he will take me next time he goes.
Just have to put on pants and knock on his door to ask though.

Could call too i guess.

definitely AIDS

>Not easy to avoid when you are broke though.
but it is
you can literaly live on chicken breast, fruits and vegetables

I feel something on my left side near waist, but its just like a small tingle, has been there for years.

Ocassionally it hurts, but not always.

Hang on gunna go knock on neighbours door.

Fucking sucks not having my own (working) vehicle.

DO IT faggot.
less typing more doing!
best of luck to you

You fucking pussy.
You don't get it, you need to go NOW!

Not tomorrow not at some point in the future.
NOW! Call a taxi, ask your neibhor if he has a car to take you there or call for a fucking ambulance.

It's fun and games asking Sup Forums until you are fucked.

Hold up getting clothes on bitches.

it's on the right lower side

Dude, go to the ER. If there's pain in your abdomen and you get fevers, there's a significant chance that whatever is going wrong can kill you quickly. Think of your insides like a cracked sewer pipe. It only leaks a little and you can clean it up. One day though, a little extra pressure is put on the line and boom, fucker cracks in half and spews shit water all up in your basement.

There are thousands of people dying of sepsis everyday while the doctors can't do shit for them because it's too late to fight it. I am sure there are many stories of people that started exactly like yours. Don't take this for a joke. The cancer you were afraid of is not the worst thing that could happen to you right now....

never go to a doctor use mms

You for example, you should be one of those people dying from sepsis.
Fucking faggot

enjoy sucking pharmamafia cock

Honestly id get on the town bus right now but i spent my crack change at the store the other day.

I'll figure something out and get there by tommorrow afternoon at the very latest.

They gave me enema bottle first time i went like year ago, when things werent so bad.
Massive shit i did make that night. Nurses were none too pleased.

Anyways, i was supposed to get the colonoscopy later that month, but missed the call and forgot about it.

enjoy being mentally retarded.

Well OP if you don't understand and don't want to call for an ambulance I hope you have someone to keep that cat of yours.

Godspeed mate.

it never ceases to amaze me that a supposedly 1st world nation does not have a free-at-time-of-use national health service.

even more so that people in clear trouble say shit like "I'll go to a doctor soon".

what a fucked-up country.

OP, get to a fucking hospital and get checked out you idiot.

You don't want to live.... do you?

naw, man, you're good. crack open a few bears, and just chill until it blows over.

enough of this dumb copy paste

>I do eat fibre in the form of spaghetti
that's not fiber, that's mainly starch. eat some fucking vegetables you fat fuck.

>not even willing to do what it takes when your present actions are killing you
well, why don't you just die then? why even bother complaining? we all know you won't make any changes.

I'm honestly undecided at this point.

I don't nessecarily want to live, but i don't nessecarily want to die either.

I have like 10 bucks in account right now and i can only take 20s out.

3$ each way for bus trip besides it stops at like 11 pm. Id be waiting there until 10pm just to speak to him tonight and probably have to stay the night.

Don't believe in calling ambulance unless my arm got chopped off or someone dies, actual emergency shit.

I'm going in the morning as soon as i wake up and that's it.
Said i was going friday, didnt do it then. Then this hit. Not taking that chance again.
I'll be okay whatever it is. I have faith.

wake up sheep

youtube.com/watch?v=t3Q2IcVGBTg

Op, how much water do you drink, and how much do you weight? If my theory is right then im 50% sure what you may have.

He'll need a flatpoopologist, do you concur?

>I'm going in the morning as soon as i wake up

IF you wake up.

I just need a poopologist in general man.

op wants to die.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

in the same boat, 25 and chronic alcoholism

haven't had a solid poop in months, 1 week out of the month is black tar blood

Some sort of doctor perhaps

Theres no way it will kill me in 12 hours unchecked.
3 months unchecked?
Thats a different story.

Im going 8 am tommorrow.

Thats all there is to it.

I try to get tap water in me every day.

Was drinking it all day everyday 6 months ago.

I had at least 4 cups today.

either way, have a way for the cat to get out of the house. no need for it to suffer the same fate as you will. we all know you will let yourself die, but the cat doesn't deserve it.

sorry user, hope everything goes well.

Maybe if i try i can change.

I dont mind eating apples and bananas and fruit and drinking water and running on treadmill.

I enjoy that actually.

Like i said tommorrow doctors office.
Its early 2017 so might be the time to stop being fat piece of shit.

Probably not what you think it is cancer... However here is a pic of my shit to make u feel better

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Its got spay stitches still needs a week before it can go out, stitches can get wet fall out then her guts spill.

She was found February last year 3-4 months old so it was clearly abandoned in the cold winter.
I dont see it going out any time soon.
Put it out earlier today and came in 3 seconds later.

Did you swallow a whole Lollipop with the stem m8?

no it was a qtip that dropped in there m80

@ the dude posting poop pics yeah its alot like that alot of the time minus the corn

There was a time when i was a proud pooper and all of my shits came out long and perfectly shaped.

Perhaps with time i can be that pooper again.

ahaha thats an alcohol induced shit m80

Diverticulosis fag here! Nearly died after feeling a burning sensation that lasted all of an hour before passing out and waking up in hospital with 3 feet of bowel missing... don't fuck with your shit you shit, you won't wake up tomorrow if you have anything close to what I had. Even if you do survive, living with a colostomy bag for 3 months before you can have the reversal surgery done sucks, if you are even lucky enough to be eligible for the reversal

If you really want to change, use this: hsph.harvard.edu/nutritionsource/healthy-eating-plate/

and run outside in nature if possible rather than on a treadmill.

that's all i have to say. follow this and you should improve.

>here is a pic of my shit to make u feel better
only on Sup Forums

That is why i love and hate Sup Forums.

There are things other than cancer that could cause your symptoms.
Go and see a doctor user.