Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heretic-ing
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No over sexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>If you’re not posting pictures no one cares about you
>The rules don’t matter
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d

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I have them all saluting God-Emperor Trump though.

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Chara?

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When newfags are confused.

The Reich has arrived!

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That's personal.

Yeah but there are people in countries where it snows most of the time that pull all kinds of shit.

Yeah, I get that. In England they act like the world is ending when it snows, in some parts of Scotland we're just like "Eh, seen worse."

yes?

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Here is a murder instead

Fuck, not you op
someone else in other thread

Claim

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Eat a dick.
Previous:

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I mean, what do you even search to get these?

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Nothing.
Hi, Haruhi.
A murder?

yea, if there's 6 feet tomorrow i'd still get in trouble if i were late to work

I see I'm mostly interested by the characters and the art style.
hahahaha :,)

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Lies

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hi

Serious hersey here.

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I just wanted to see if you went to bed.

I'm going to bed now. Thanks for the company everyone, and I'll see you tomorrow!

that does that mean?

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How come you're not full of energy anymore? You've changed.

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Maybe later after I'm done with my mental breakdown

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he's gone back to kurome

Sweet dreams

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Yes a Murder. I am a Murder. The Murder

Hello

Yeah, the art is great! Shaft makes the best character designs ever in my opinion. So cute and soft

im the same person i used to be

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You have nothing to worry about, I've failed a test once too, it's not the end of the world.
Sh*t.

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We've all changed. The Reich has changed us all, even you. We are disciplined and organized and will stomp out any traitors.

he's a lost cause, i've officially given up

Cancer here today

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I guess it's because those places aren't used to it, to be honest. Less than an inch and everything grinds to a halt.

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Why is your name Murder?
No, you're not, you seem quite different. You don't even use capitalization and emoticons anymore.

What's with the Rs?

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Yeah, I know. That's not what I'm upset about

>Sh*t
Kurome is now Kyon.
And I also gave up.

Oh yeah, why do you want to help Haruhi?

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Lets make more Tiger tanks and send them to Russia before the winter rolls in.
If we give up Haruhi will be gone forever.

Reminder for myself to show that they are ranked.

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i dont remember using emoticons before

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Many years ago when I was shitposting as an user (like I normally did for years before that), someone noted that I was the guy who always talked about murders and murderers and yanderes/yangires. They started calling me murder bro and it went from there.

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which is why i get to make fun of them

>and nothing of value was lost that day

I'm gonna admit, that is pretty impressive.

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You should eat a tasty sandwich slowly and enjoy the flavors. . .
I have no idea how to cheer you up.
(mostly because you know).
Haruhi is a nice person and that's enough of a reason.

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It means I've got nothing better to do than stare at this thread and play some piano atm

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Roger, I think i'm just gonna assign ranked for unranked people now. It's getting quite annoying and the next phase is closer then I thought it was going to be.

Prepare for war my friends, prepare for war...

There is a four volume Catalogue Raisonne of Richard Diebenkorn's work that costs 400 dollars. I must now get 400 dollars to order it.

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You used to write periods at the ends of your sentences too and were very cheery.
Yangires are the best.
Do you like murders and murderers?
Haruhi politeness puts faith in humanity.

Don't worry, I know.

You could tell me what you think of me and want to do together with me. That would cheer me up.

Hmm... yeah, I guess. I'll be here for Haruhi if he needs someone. But I won't try to seperate them. They're quite clingy

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i dont think periods are emoticons or cheery...

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