Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heretic-ing
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No over sexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>If you’re not posting pictures no one cares about you
>The rules don’t matter
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell

Sameji claim’d

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The Reich has arrived!

Do not fear the next phase of the plan is coming!

Oh come on, you have been morbidly curious before. Don't lie

Hmmm, is there a benefits package?

Can we get help from ally countries?
What do I enjoy doing...? I shouldn't say it here. I know I enjoy talking to you at least.

I don't know what to do.

i am Sonokawa
why dont you believe me?

suicide is always an option

Alright then...
what don't you enjoy doing?

Peter claimed

I wonder what's next in the spammers folder

NTR?

No way, I could never think of myself doing something like that! Why do you want to do it?
You seem like a completely different person. Are you sad?
Cats. So annoying and they never listen.

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Post gifs from 2011!

We do have allies. Tali has provided us with alien weapons while Kara is a financial supporter.
When we win you are converted to the Aryan master race then you are immune to all illnesses, and treated as a god umong the non Aryans

I'm so slow tonight...

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Motivation for the Fuhrers troops!

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piano holo

Now all we need is prisoners to practice on.
YOU NOT RUIN HER

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I think it is part of the human condition to want to do it, but I don't know exactly why I have always wanted to. Specifically slit someone's throat or strangle them with my bare hands

What if I am already Aryan?

PURGE THIS EVIL!

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sToP

This better be rape or NTR

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Give them (You)'s, that will teach them.
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The most replies I've gotten all day

its been alright

Then you are obligated to join to secure your position.

Join the Reich for all of our futures!
Already have those to. We have a POW rank that is filling up.

Hey Alice.
You should start therapy again.

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How many Jews does it take to stop an 88?

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Oh nice, I got two cats.
Do you have pet cats?

dont fucking skip parts

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All of them.

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Yes?
I'm uploading a sort of waltzy impro at the moment

explain image

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i dont know

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nothing I just wondered if you were still around
wish I could play like you

Hi
I wish I could talk to a KuroNeko too :(

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Not at the moment, no.
maybeyoucanbemypet
I'm not very good at this!
A Jew?
It's not so bad. Opening up is the best thing you can do for yourself.

Hey

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its hard to open up face to face with people

a shame
maybeiwanttoo
I'm rather good at this!

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俺には いや 俺達には お前らを殺す権利がある・・・・
ウソだよ そんなの・・・ウソだよぉ
あ あ あ あ

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Is there someone you trust then?
lewd!
And I don't know how to be romantic and stuff.

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Stop this.

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Nonsense, you've got more than enough friends already.
>Shiki is literally all you need!

Basically, the exact same thing that is happening right now ITT, it's just out of context.

its easier for me to open up to people online im just not good at talking to real people

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you too!
Don't worry, I can be romantic. I'm not sure you'd enjoy it though.
How's discord coming along?

Claim

Doing better today?

Tell me what's keeping you down then.

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A most interesting read
88 referring to hitler. He wont stop until he kills them all.

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>How's discord coming along?
Can you teach me to be romantic?
And it's coming along just fine, I just have an uneasy feeling.
Absolutely, how about yourself?

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No, no, I meant an 88mm tank round!

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i dont want to talk about that here sorry

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I think Shiki thinks I'm retarded :(
Eh, I'm awake

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I'm not sure if I can, but I can try at least.
I'm glad. I'm really looking forward to talking in private now.

reply to this post if you're a fucking faggot

I won't