Hey Sup Forums

Hey Sup Forums

Lets tell a story ill start it

Once there was a faggot

nigger

On Sup Forums

And his name was OP

Not gonan lie that was pretty fucking clever

And he got raped by his uncled.

Not gonna lie that was fucking clever

he wanted to write a story

So he fucking killed himself after the story

The end

That was a good story time to go to bed been up for 24 hrs

but the phone rings

ring ring ring obama phone

Then a man with magic pants came

OP saw the magic pants and was in awe

just the tip

the magic pats man molested OP

nobody tried to help op from pats man

The magic pants man outed OP as a synth

OP synth was then killed

all synth turn into ravioli

But OP was not a synth, but a parasite that can make self clones

Op yelled his battle cry

But OP suddenly shit his own pants

Op did his ultimate attack at pants man

oh no now theyre niggerolis

HIS NECK WAS unstoppable

After OP'S victory people rallied behind him

But the pants followers would not stand back quietly

The planned to assassinate Op, they took aim

They hit their target but missed the neck, they instead split his head in 2. OP utters his last words

jabronis

OP'S will