/brit/ - The Make Me A Fucking Sammich, Johnny Foreigner Edition

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cara

bored

Morning lad

15 seconds. Not bad, seen you do better though, Clogbro

cba to eat

lads

the gf

why do they still make DVDs

hey bebe

got 6 (six) seconds the other day and you didn't even acknowledge it :(

tempted to get nudes off the ex tbhh lmao

me on the index finger

seen him get it in 2 seconds t b h

what did you do?

I wasn't around, matey. Would have tipped the ol' fedora.

makeup should be illegal

>it's a "germans cry about a bombing raid which killed 25,000 at most, in a war in which krauts genocided millions including 49,000 in the london blitz alone" episode

howling

he got his license revoked mate

Quick reminder that Ireland is better than your shitty country.

did a speed

It's split down the middle Christian/Muslim, and the type of Christianity Ethiopians practice is more like Coptic Middle-Eastern Christianity, which is actually surprisingly similar to Islam (because Muhammad ripped off Arab Christianity).

>25,000 at most
Was certainly more than that.

anyone here ever be'd gay

it's because it's literally somalia

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Ah yes the so-called beeb

old people and luddites

my best mate insists on buying blu rays of films he likes

serves you right, reckless cunt. enjoy your insurance premium ;)

Wish we had a Duterte to sort out the degenerates on /brit/

BREAKING

NEW PENGEST MUNCH

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Thinking about renting a boat on the Amstel for a week or two.
Any advice?

Somalia is literally Somalia. Ethiopia is Somalia's higher elevation older brother.

blu rays are good
dvds aren't even 720p

I don't think the BBC even try to hide their socially liberal bias anymore.

Fucking hideous outlet. Wouldn't give them a penny.

how big? the bit just north of amsterdam is top comfy to travel around in a boat with but i'm not sure it'd be fun for a week let alone two
its not that big

it's convenient, still have tapes from the early 2000s

> BBC
I mean, how much more do you need?

The network is literally named after a genre of interracial pornography.

Cheaper.

I rarely see any stand-up comedy blurays for example. I think picture quality isn't a big thing for these sorts of releases.

How did a pedophilic warlord manage to trick a relatively enlightened civilisation into believing he was sent from a god?

Ah yes, the british and their hypocrisy

the only sources that say otherwise were nazi proagandists at the time who started the meme that 200,000 gorillion died, this contrasts with what dresden's officials and what historians say.

>follow these rules or we kill you

thats how

thats how it still works in Islam.

Shit gimmick

Be better

leafs adopt the worst of yank culture it seems

*drops a shekel on the floor*

yeah but he could download the films in blu ray res for free and before they're released on disc instead of paying $20 (think that's what new releases on blu ray sell for)

Arabs were the antithesis of enlightened.

Arabia was the Somalia of the ancient world.

I'm going to marry an English woman

>it's convenient
how?

suck my salty john thomas

roller mobster is the pinnacle of music

You're just wrong.

is it silly to support content you enjoy?

>m-muh shoah
what the fuck happened to the british

not going to make it through today

if i don't collapse it work it'll be at dinner

I mean, it would just be me on my lonesome but paying for a 4 berth thing at least. Funny is almost all I've looked at offer bed and breakfast.. Idk how that works. The owner making me a fry in the morning lol

Le Perv is superior.

Down a bottle of buckfast and a fistful of viagra.

The heart doesn't last forever. Better throttle it into overdrive for this one last mission.

he never singled out jews ignoring the other 8 million or whatever it was

not if it's small indie stuff where the people are really just making ends meet and doing it out of passion but when it's hollywood films (which his all are) then i would say that yes it is silly

>going through /fit/ cbt thread
>unconciously i start grabbing my willy, its rock hard
HMMMMMMMM

Guess you can say it's kept for the sake of it. You don't just get rid of it cause they're outdated

whats cbt

>you killed people
>but you killed more
>yeah but you killed too
>b-b-but you killed

Fucking embarrassing exchange. Get the fuck over yourselves. Boring twats.

watching captain phillips and its so fucking stupid; if these shipping companies had given a couple of rifles to each ship that would be the entire east african piracy situation ended overnight. any examples where ships did have guns onboard it only would take a warning shot for the pirates to absolutely shit themselves and run away full pelt

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THUNDAH

current body thread

How to get woke like Joe Rogan?

>buckfast
A fellow Scot

i don't debate that dresden and allied warcrimes were wrong though, my argument was more to the point that germans bring up dresden like it was a mass extermination of millions rather than a simple bombing raid, it was insignificant compared to basically everything else in the war

can't be teased

think it was 6 million non jewish victims

buckfast is made in Devon mate

i didn't say throw away old dvds, i just don't know why they still make them for current releases

Regret not wanking and smelling a lad's underwear I was living with in uni. He was bi, but never not with a gf. Instead got to hear them drunkenly fuck saturday nights haha.

weirdo

wow why do the Poles get absolutely no press?
you still hear about the gypsies and gays from time to time

should be illegal to make porn where they don't cum in the girl's fanny at the end

Devonians don't have the pallet for it like Glaswegians sir.

>y-you cant complain because other people had it worse
jews literally sold out your empire and forced you to create israel and you still defend them

>stormweenie has nothing to back his shite point of view that he got from "the greatest story never told" up
>"You're just wrong."

screeching

piracy in that area has almost ended because they started doing what you said which is having mercenaries onboard the ships

Not my fault, he was innocently flirting with me in first year and made me have a crush on him for a couple of years haha.

you've never partied in Devon then.

No err. I'm from Devon I am oo aar oo aarr.

my granda was in london during the blitz
my other granda was in coventry
all in all doesnt sound like a fun time

fuck off you gay twats

jesus those rifles can go for 30,000 dollarydoos on the black market

does he have them on display somewhere? it might be partially a visual purchase

Puked my guts up on west cunt scrumpy if that counts.

>refreshes page
>no new posts

whats that like a couple of quid in real money?

>getting absolutely triggered to fuck on an anonymous Nepalese wood whittling board

He never said anything about Jews desu, your Sup Forums is showing

i don't think i could handle being at sea like that, knowing you're so far away from land

>fuck off you gay twats

Scrumpy is fucking dyer, wouldn't make my worst enemy drink that cancer

i can buy one from wal mart for $400

addicted to duolingo now

you'll want to try unlabelled farmhouse cider brewed by Horace the farmer in his barn next. That shit will put hairs on your forehead.

activating my mangekyou sharingan