Went to a massage parlor today

Went to a massage parlor today
AMA

happy ending?

OP is a fag check em

Happy ending.
Was good shit too

Do u just ask for a happy ending and pay them more?

I went a few days ago OP. Love those places.

Except the newest place I go to. There is one lady who keeps trying to stick her finger up my butt while jerking. I guess the clenching doesn't give her the hint. She doesn't speak English so I'm not sure how else to communicate to her to just jerk me....

embrace the butt finger you secret fag. cum buckets

Not OP but...

In my experience it depends on the place. There is only a couple by where I live that do the happy ending and they don't really directly ask.

It's more like be open and free with your body and on the flip they'll likely move the towel out of the way and give you a look like "you want me jerk you hard?"

Then you just nod and bingo you're in for the happy ending.

Standard tip for that would be $40. If you don't tip you can guarantee you're going to hear about it. I always just leave it on the table myself and point it out when they bring me my water.

In bigger cities you'll undoubtedly findividual places that offer a wider menu than just the HJ. I've gone to a full service place once and honestly did not enjoy it in the slightest. Those places aRE more focused on just getting you in and out asap where as at a happy ending massage parlor you're going to get a decent massage with the ultimate relaxation finisher.

Bonus though if they'll take out their boobs for you.

how old was she?

how much? what did you get?

Brit fag here - any other brits been jerked off in a massage parlour?

How'd you go about it

Did she do anything you couldnt have done yourself you money wasting faggot?

12?

You go in for the time (ie 30min for $40, 1hr for $60) then they ask if you want an upgrade somewhere during the massage

Butt stuff is good stuff. I'm not gay, and I've even considered that I am, but butt's a good thing dude

At this American run place, she couldn't have been older than 30

How much more does it usually cost

This was my second place. Was $60 for an hour, but I upgraded to some "hand work" which became $150 for 30min or $200 for an hour. Tried 30 min, didn't cum, paid $50, then came.

First 20min was massage, pretty good. She wore something like a nurse's scrubs in black. Then went on to some fun and she stripped to just lingerie panties.
She only used her hand, but I touched her everywhere but under the panties

I haven't had a woman for years, got a girlfriend for a year, she left me. I want someone who can actually make me cum. Never came from someone else before tonight

Yeah I mean I've been there twice. I tried to be open to it the first time but it was not enjoyable for me. Different strokes for different folks to each their own.

I just want some oil a good hand and them to let me go under their shirt

A good price is $60 for an hour then $40 "tip" (if she jerked you)
Never had sex at a parlor, but I know the standard good price is $140 for full service

I don't like condoms so I just want to stick to naked jerking

There is an Asian brothel in Dallas, some prices varie from each building or to the girls. Each building is connected, I've seen prices from $60 for 30 minutes up to $140 for 30 minutes

I feel you
I feel you

I'll iterate though I had been crapping my insides out immediately prior to to going there so part of my hesitation had to also do with not wanting her to spring a leak

That's fucking hilarious. Though I don't have that problem. If anything I get farts 20mins after the fingering

where

Know any spots in Houston?

Also would like to know

Unfortunately for you I'm in AZ
Though you oughtta check Backpage for a good rub down.
Finding a new place involves a lot of research though. My thin is I will not go there unless I can find some kind of positive review from a male client somewhere. Reviews might be on Yelp, Yellow Pages, or try checking usasexguide's forums

There's lots. And they usually come and go pretty quick so only use the last couple months of reviews.
www.rubmaps com/houston-massage-parlors-tx

Is the happy ending a common thing for massage parlors ?

backpage has shut down all of their adult sections. Go look.

It's common for massage parlors that either DON'T have signs (find out about them online or in classifieds) or places that have things like blocked windows or their sign says only "Massage."

Also, reviews on sights like Yelp usually have bad reviews by women

YEAH
I just saw. I was on there today too. It happened a few hours ago. Try rubmaps or if you pass by a place called "Massage" at a mini mall kind of place, they'll more than likely happy end you.

The tricky part is how much they cost

Unfortunately in the UK we do have this kind of thing, but much like our porn "industry" it's just a few wasted crack-whores in their 60s.

In London there's more on offer, but it's not great

US only? Backpage here in Aus. still has the adult sections.

Yeah, it's US only. I guess I'm lucky because I did a lot of research in the past weeks

The UK doesnt need them from what ive heard.
Jim Jefferies says its the easiest place to get laid in the world.

Check out rubmaps or spahunters. For Full review details you'll have to be a premium member but I'd say there's a 70/30 shot on the good side that if the place has a lot of reviews it's a place that will give a happy ending

Yep, just the US. Check the image for an explanation. It's an interesting read for reason you may not expect.

First, Asian massage places are the most common. They mostly consist of no younger than 40 year olds, but some have younger girls. From what I hear, the younger asian girls almost ALWAYS suck ass. Want big tips, get tired too fast, shit massage, etc.

Second, this American place I went to had mid 20s-30s girls, not bad prices, and they KNOW what they're doing.

Shit, that was the first time I was finished by someone else (slept with more than a few girlfriends who could never finish me off)

Alright thanks I was just wondering.

Wow. That is nuts!

Do you wear nothing but the towel and then the turn happens and you're full mast? A slight breeze gets me hard...

They show you the room, leave, then you strip nude and lay on the table face down. You can choose to put the towel on yourself or not. Keeping the towel off will pretty much let them know you've been to parlors before and are expecting a happy end.

I think it's sexy when they take the towel and start on my glutes though

Then after a bit of massaging, they tell you to turn. I'm almost certain that they'll start asking if you want to upgrade and she'll list the menu/prices at that point

.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/

Add your city to the front. The adult stuff is gone, but most of the Asian Massage places will meet your needs. Also check out Rubmaps.com to find reviews.

I've probably only gotten hard before they started fumbling with my man bits once and it was at a non Asian place south of Boston. Had this hot black chick that put my hands on her butt during the massage and took her titties out and teased me all throughout the massage before the flip.

Sadly she was only a DIY girl. She could have emptied my pocketbook

That part is kind of a hit and miss since it's not in the adult section. I'm worried I'll go to a place expecting a happy end menu, but just get some independent massage place. I'm sure the massage will be great, but I'm expecting a happy end

I'd concur on this. AMP are usually women in their 40s though sometimes younger. But man they have awesome experience and know what they are doing.

They're not all lookers but most are pretty decent and doll themselves up well and they will treat you like a king.

They want those big American dollars so let em do their thing and enjoy it

Holyshit almist quints!

Okay. I need to go to work now
Part of the reason I went there today was to unwind before the grind

Someone turn this into a discussion thread on good sites to find places in user's areas

>goes to massage parlor
>to buy a gift certificate for his mommy, deliverer of tendies
>too chicken shit to actually get a massage for himself because he knows how awkward it would be for anyone to massage a 350-pound ball of lard
>touched himself in his naughty bits later
>lies on Sup Forums in an incredibly misguided attempt to boost his non-existent self-esteem
>will continue fapping to MLP/furry/etc. and shitposting on here

never change Sup Forums, never change

tinder in london? oh help me mama.

i live in the massage capital of the free 1st world (arguably)
Sydney - where outsourcing a wank is standard

Firstly, taking literally the wisdom of a comedian, especially one who is well known for his satirical and outlandish stories, is a bad life-choice.

Secondly, Jim Jeffries played my university student union. Tried and failed to pull afterwards, but I think he also mentioned a girlfriend off-stage so I think it was just a bit of a laugh for him.

Finally, I haven't experienced this myself, and quite the opposite in the US. Sure, there are easy girls over here, and maybe Americans are just more easily impressed by a British guy, but it's not exactly paradise. I know guys who are solid 9/10 gods who struggle to pull at times because British girls can be such utter bitches. They all fancy a guy, but spend so much time trying to "prove" something to each other they all scare him off.

So true, went to what I thought was a legit place in York st for a remedial massage, 20 mins in starts rubbing balls and head each time she was working my thighs

Came buckets and didn't pay anything g extra

Now I'm a regular