You're out of state on a camping trip, see this. What you gonna do?

You're out of state on a camping trip, see this. What you gonna do?

Beat it and piss on it

She's a mess but her hair is just fine.
Makeup!

Her hair sucks what are you saying

force her to eat a bowl of eggs

Ask her why all i get are dubs

not fuck her because she is dirty as hell

threaten to kidnap her into the woods

Take a picture and make a thread on b

Unprotected butt sex

Tell her to put a Sharpie in the pooper or it's not real.

-Fuck! Why do these whore not clean their rooms?
-Look at this pig sty!
-I mean shit, no one wants to fuck a slob.

finish the job that the guy who took her into the woods wasn't man enough to do.

Wash her off, smoke her up, take her home if she has one and wants to be there.

That's like the bottom line though, of course I'm gonna be trying to smash the whole time.

Why do i have to be out of state to rape someone?

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Whoa

Keep walking as i must be going in circles.

oh i wouldn't have thought of that.

i would so do that.

kys

Ask if shes alright.

>Yes

Move along.

>No

Need some help?

>Yes

Help her

>No

Move along
Simple.

I'd take more pictures of her.

Offer her a spare jacket/coat/blanket. Call police while escorting her back to car or campsite. For I am not a pagan heathen and have a beautiful gf already, and need not sin nor be lead into distasteful loyalties such as rape or extortion, for I am a humble Christian deep in my heart.

ask her why so privileged.....

I would give her two choices

A.) come with me to be my wife
B.) a two minute head-start

Id take her to a cantina and try to get her a job there. Then she could make an honest living shaking her ass in front of scum and villainy. Eventually she would save enough money to hitch a ride back to her home planet.

What a faggot

Ask her where the cameras are, her hair being that clean while the rest of her body looking like THAT is really suspicious. Mods everywhere man, just waiting for you to slip.

don't forget to tip your fedora so she'll know you're a supreme gentleman.

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ask them what they're doing naked in the woods, ask them if they need help, call the police if something seems wrong

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>no results on tineye, iqdb, saucenao

... moar?

and there it is

Ask her where the fuck my tent is since I wouldn't set up in an area that dense or damp

yes

Pic very fucking related.

I know how this story goes. This poor bitch is the last of her camping group still alive. The local inbreds have already put a waterheaded baby inside her, and now they're using her as bait for well-meaning knights in shining armour to come riding into their trap. I rush in and try to help her, and I just become dinner for the next week.

Fuck that noise. Time to back off, grab a shotgun and call in the cavalry.

Either I get a blowjob and bring her back or she freezes.

My exact train of thoughts. And then...

Give her my jacket, or shirt if necessary. Tell her I am going to take off my pants for a moment, so that I can give her my underwear. "Just don't want you to freak out, I'm not trying anything here."

>See if she looks at my dick when I take my underwear off. Profit?

>kill her
>get naked and cover myself in mud
>tear off her hair with my hands
>plaster it to my head with mud
>fuck her corpse while it's still warm
>become her

Good call.

Good shit, hombre

wha?

this is the only correct answer

Hypothetically
Are you alone?
> no
leave
>yes
Does anyone know you're here?
>yes
leave
>no
Kick her in the head and tie her up, violently rape her for a few days, beat her, torment her and then burn her when I'm done

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Rape then shoot

ask for sauce

Punch her unconcious and shove mud up her cunt

call an ambulance

A shitton of edgy lords here tonight.

make wife and begin new civilization in woods, future scientists will make documentaries about our descendent's tribe

tie her to a tree and fuck her ass over and over until my dick is covered in her shit then keep going using her shit as lube.

Give her a coat, i'm not a monster you fucking cucumber

No more than usual

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and then let trips decide what to do

rape

tip fedora, make her eat all the eggs

most definitely ask if she okay. I would offer her some clothing to wear to keep her warm and less exposed to the cold weather.

after that I would call the police and explain the situation I came across, then confirm her safety.

Kek

Let her get a drink of my hot chocolate drink and be on my way

Run off into the forest with her, learn to live off the land, and have wild, intimate forest sex after we consume the baby squirrels and rabbits we found.

It'll be glorious

Bring her to camp. Wash her with warm water heated by the fire. Have her wear a pair of my long johns. Cuddle with her through the night. She finds my presence comforting and we stick together. She has no problem changing in front of me and prefers to sleep topless. Eventually I get her drunk and she rides me like a horse. I shoot a full load right against her cervix and knock her up.

I would rape her in the pussy and ass

I'd ask to see them titties.

They look cold.

>rape
>kill
>rape
>and leave the morning after
you know the usual routine

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Consensual rape, if that fails rape.

Give her a blanket, call park rangers, regret not fucking the shit out of her for the rest of my life...

I can guarantee you this is some euro-shit us is too sophisticated for this...

OP?

comfort her and bring her to safety, ask her about what got her in that situation and help her get her life back on track

offer her an egg in this trying time

You let horses ride you?

>feed
>clothe her
>give her some snacks and water and point the way out
>cut off her hair then let her get a 20 minute headstart
>never chase her and hope for the best

Saucerino, OP, don't be a fag.

and a delicious wolf cola to was it down

Ask her if she seen/heard the screams, if
>no
Your turn
>yes
Your turn

why would you give her your underwear?
that seems wierd.

I would rub my face all over her hairy body, rip off my clothes and runaway to live as a primal animal with her. i would bring home daily kills for her and my cubs and she would forage for shrooms and take time to patch the den with mud

Nigger this guy said something funny instead of just saying "Muh rape". You nig nog

Ain't no pussy like kidnapped pussy

Keep it in a box with hold poked through the top, nnurse it back to health, then release it back in the middle of the woods

Throw here a granola bar and a bottle of water and tell her to fuck off

Cum inside it and knock it up.