/brit/

off to the ol' /r/unitedkingdom lads edition

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cara

GAS
THE
BRITS
lads

bara

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literally all parents are normies though. If they've managed to get a girlfriend to not only have sex and children with them, but also marry them, they're fucking normos of the highest tier.

do they make a "fuck black people" version?

Anime

This tbqh

racist

bit racist you rorke

yeah it's popular with American women

Doing a 'oo in Marks & Spencer

>mfw other people try posting the k-ons
get off my turf runt

mate I can see your willy. that's it. I'm calling janny

>Mum messaged me asking if I could top up the toilet roll in the downstairs bathroom
>get a couple of rolls from the airing cupboard
>walk into the bathroom to be hit with the smell of shit and my mum sitting there waiting.
There was probably literal poo on her bum lads.
Not sure what to make of it all.

>skidmark
alri 12 year old

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I've been posting Keions here since before you were even a twinkle in the milkman's eye lad get fucked

Describe the smell for us x

what's an airing cupboard

Kek

Ohh la la Mr fancy pants

>skidmarks
dirty cunt

Would heem Megumin's fanny if you know what I mean

Fantastic post

*remembers the cuckio meme*

didn't even know that subreddit existed until now. Why did you?

some uk houses have poor ventilation. airing cupboards for storing oxygen its released automatically if co2 gets too high, theres a detection system fitted into the fire alarms

its from scratching

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Shut man he knows. He's winding you up.

all cypriots should be killed

Literally never once heard the phrase "airing cupboard" either 2bh
t. not that guy

you watch anime too dude? *high fives you* kawaii girl haha what's her name?

tHIS THREAD IS DIGUSTING

can somebody start a new general not started by a plebbitor?

no i'm not
but ive now googled it and it seems like something thats only necessary in a place with significant periods of sub-zero temperatures

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Yeah I enjoy visiting anime imageboards such as this one too haha

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/brit/ is a strictly pro-reddit general

why did she ask you to come in

this wasn't that funny desu

What did she mean by this?

HOWLING

Good, Wilfred

Airing cupboard is Yank, granted. Brits have a hot press lol fuck that's fucking ancient too.
Place where you put your clean bed linens, spare duvets and such.

Ah yes it's the triggered yank who tries to prove how not triggered he is by sarcastically overreacting

this yank mad af

will be putting this on r/Sup Forums

SCREAMING

Business idea:start a patriotic subreddit for britain. Usurp the shitty r/unitedkingdom

Kinky

loads of people do that on here

it's the autistic, obese, wheezing neckbeard modus operandi

fuck off back to your shithole

holy shit include me in the screenshot pls

What would it be called

>Business idea:start a patriotic subreddit for britain. Usurp the shitty r/unitedkingdom

>hot press
An enclosed storage space, typically with slatted shelving and built around a house's hot water system to generate a low dry heat, used to dry damp clothing.

Genuinely despise 99% of Yanks

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BELLOWING

It's a great idea.

r/rightyunitedkingdom

>little caprice will never do interracial

REEE

literally in a seminar rn and some stupid cunt girl keeps asking irrelevant questions so it sounds like she knows what she's talking about and is nodding and making yes noises, she's even got her hand in a thinking manner.

fuck sake fake people fuck off.

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHE

Fuck off

>People will be really greatful that you try French and will switch to English. This phrase is magical against rude Parisians.
why are the french such cunts

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>It's a great idea.

BARKING

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at least americans on Sup Forums have some self-awareness
but on reddit and other websites don't think they have any awareness of timezones, currencies, or that anything can be different.

Shan't be going to this lecture lads

why does every uni runt think they're really smart except for the east asians?

they're the only ones who don't suffer from massive unwarranted sense of self importance

Riley once declared fish a vegetable.
We didn't run to rebbit then because that's what arseholes do.

saved

Jynx Maze and Eva Lovia had been around for years without doing interracial, but they've both done it within the last few months. She'll do it eventually.

Hopefully she's on blacked, would be kino af

>At work
>Asian bloke said he's thinking of getting a chocolate bar
>Tell him to get a twirl
>He stands up and spins around and says 'hows that for a chocolate twirl hahahahaha'

Yes we do have good banter here.

i unironically laughed out loud in my seminar over this post

good fucking post.

did you really????

t. university of life student

t. arrogant student
Fuck off

they made r/casualuk and its much less depressing

look at this ungrateful runt

Have unironically never been on Reddit except for when results came up for it in the 'oogle for tech problems. Cannot envision anybody that would go to that place being even a halfway decent poster from what I've seen, even setting aside the Reddit boogeyman meme, and even if it's been said a million times before to the point where it's a cliche, I really wish they would fuck off of this site and go back to their thought police circlejerk instead of latching onto actual original, funny content on this site and pretending they're part of it somehow.

>I went to the university of life

this


african-american here, they all come around eventually heh heh heh


*ghost rides his whip, leans back, and counts his money*

yes i am
i should be
bsc + phd in 6 years

failure of neet otherwise

going to need you to pay me back for the monitor I just ruined because I spat water all over it while reading this post

London needs to be firebombed.

nothing personal

>no, no i'm not a nationalist just a patriot i swear!

>mfw I'm earning £1.20 more an hour than an average graduate

you only fuck the ugly leftovers

race mixing is good, weeds out spiritual non-whites from our pristine ranks

This entire thread is fucking redditors. You all replied to that fucking shit joke about BLACKED like imbeciles. See you on r/unitedkingdom later

paris is a literal shithole, i want to come back to london

who is this guy i keep seeing get posted????????????????/////

he looks like my '''''mate'''' who all my mates hang around despite him being a bit of a scumbag who robs people

SHE JUST ASKED ANOTHER STUPID AS FUCK QUESTION