Women disgust me, I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps...

Women disgust me, I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps, they can properly clean their anus and don't act on emotion solidwifematerial/10.

Women do nothing that they say and everything that they feel, unstable and insecure at best, plus pussies look like a knife wound, disgusting, nothing looks better than a nice clean weiner, I'm serious, call me gay but traps really are the most stable wife material of the bunch. Plus it's even worse if you live in America.

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the slipperly slope isnt real goyim good goy good goy

We will get so much shit for this but i agree with what you say, at least for the most part.

mind not be a disgusting degenerate?

>I like tits
>penises aren't that bad
>I should never procreate

This is why I like traps, but I'm bi

>not gay
>nothing looks better than a nice clean wiener
>nice clean wiener
>wiener

Bad bait

I do admit he sounds pretty gay but hey i suppose we can give him the benefit of the doubt or assume that he is bi. I know i am

>has penis
>wife
Husband the word you're looking for is husband

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All I got out of that was 'call me gay'. The rest was just self justifications and noise.

>I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps
kek
i know is bait -a bad one in fact- but soon your mental illness could be treated in your medicare

nigga u a raging faggot

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Fuck off Randy Bobandy

Fuck off

Tbh wanted Drake and Josh, disappointed

>I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps

You keep telling yourself that

Lmao just admit you're kinda gay, nobody would actually give a fuck irl

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Same faggot

old pasta

>liking dicks
>not gay

choose one

>Women do nothing that they say and everything that they feel
generally no argument here, there are exceptions however. key word = EXCEPTIONS
>unstable and insecure at best
see above
>plus pussies look like a knife wound
>disgusting
have to disagree
>nothing looks better than a nice clean weiner
balls still look fucking weird though
>I'm serious, call me gay
YOU ARE GAY
>traps really are the most stable wife material of the bunch
ehh... traps tend to generally be as equally batshit as your average woman
>Plus it's even worse if you live in America.
definitely no argument there

>no sauce.jpg
Sarina Valentina

>traps
>stable

I like reaming out traps as much as the next guy...but let's not kill ourselves. They're as stable as the San Andreas Fault.

You have some great points there user and thanks for source, no wonder she looked familiar.

Women are all the things you say, but I love pussy.

The solution is to MAKE them do what you want. It's called being a man, and it is highly offensive in today's culture, but if you want a woman to be a good woman, you have to be a strong man. Or at least act like it.

I promise you, women are only as crazy as you LET them be. I tell my gf to shut up when she starts acting overly emotional and out of control. And later she thanks me for it. They need to be controlled sometimes.

>not gay but I only masturbate to traps

QUADS = TRUTH

even with quads traps are superior still

>unprotected anal sex

yes please

same here

>They're as stable as the San Andreas Fault.
i'd have to respectfully seriously disagree with this. traps, at least the ones on hormones, are predominantly batshit fucking insane. i speak from some unfortunate personal experiences that i most likely won't be repeating.

>unprotected anal

AIDS please

Ftfy

If you think traps have better emotional stability than women than oh boy are you in for a surprise.

here let me try my hand at this user.

5 seconds in... What

Girls have butts too, and natural big boobs

Fuck off Randy

>Quad Quads
it's the word of god, Sup Forumsros

>all these repeating digits

It is a shame that this thread is about such a shitty topic, we should make this a great thread with those freaking digits

Bro... the San Andreas Fault is the most unstable, active fault in North America.

Traps are hands down the most neurotic, narcissistic, paranoid, victim complexed humans alive.

ESPECIALLY ones on mones within their first year, or any that back alley that shit with birth control.

I drink heavily when i fuck traps, that's not a coincidence.

>Women disgust me, I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps, they can properly clean their anus and don't act on emotion solidwifematerial/10.


Try fucking a real trap and sucking her cock then see if you feel the same. Fantasy is far far away from reality. Many men love watching the porn and fantasizing but can't handle the real thing.

traps arent gay

check em

Im glad you wont reproduce faggot

nah theyre gay af son

true words man it's sad to see guys like op who are turning to mentally ill traps because women these days don't act right. Feminism has killed chivalry and made women undesirable cunts. Act like a man and they'll treat you like one and suck you whenever you want.

>Her
This is why I can't find love

I have no idea what traps freaking are, i will just fuck anything that moves and that looks nice (and that is an adult).

leave now and never come back
for your own safety

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>the San Andreas Fault is the most unstable, active fault in North America.
and i still have stand by my assertion that it's the fucking rock of gibraltar compared to some chemically altered degenerate with a high degree of pre-existing psychological issues. not that i'm really complaining. apparently crazy is my type. but, yeah, massive substance abuse prior to contact is highly recommended.

^
he's Right you're too far gone. It's called. "Trap" for a reason you fucking fag?

>this entire thread

I was kidding, i guess i am bi? i do not even freaking know but yeah who cares what people identify themselves as

^^^^^^^ we have the real task at hand Niggers!

fuck off greasy cheeseburger eating bastard

Truth.

I like OP's diatribe about dating them. I've never met a trap interested in relationships, and know more critical failures of people trying to date traps than strippers. Rabbits have a higher sense of fidelity.

The average "date" of worth a trap consists of enough drinks to fuck them, enough drinks to tolerate them, the uber ride home, fucking, and walking them to the door and waiting uber i called while they were cleaning up.

>mfw when I made this shitty bait thread an hour ago and people are still posting

seriously all Sup Forums cares about is traps what a bunch of closet homos and flaming faggots

Nothing about being in the closet here. I know I'm not straight. Traps are just girls that are very easy to get. A good substitute when the college girls are out on break.

"A good substitute when the college girls are out on break" I like how you think user

Id rather have a mouthful of cheeseburger than a mouthful of man cock fag

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Kek'd hard, you are right user, people should just eat homosexuality without the repressed part

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Awww yis, this thread is gonna get good.

Actually hooked up with a trap/trans that hasn't had the operation yet that I met I met from tinder. Best time of my life.

lets be real serana is a neither a guy or a girl. Dick is useless but still has one but also has tits.
Id fuck the bleached butthole given the chance

love tits and ass
hate vaginas
love dicks
not gay but bi

I have no idea what he/she/it is, i would still do he/she/it.

Is it gay if you dress up as a woman to fuck dudes? I mean, one person is acting as a woman and the other as a man, so that's not gay.

I'm asking for a friend.

Would you like to get your dick sucked while i jerk off mine? asking for a friend.

Meh, I prefer to do the sucking.

Alright then, how about we suck each other? i mean, my friend and you suck each other.

>not gay but i masturbate to a human being with a penis, testicles, and pieces of latex attached to their chest which are meant to artificially resemble female breasts
>NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY NOT GAY
>BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN BUT I JACK OFF TO MEN

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If not gay then what are you? You masturbate to penises and mens buttholes, don't like women's hormone driven emotional cycle and aren't turned on by vaginas, in fact it sounds like you're repulsed by them.

Pretty much no straight traits and all gay ones, but hey, if it makes you feel less gay if you pretend you're not that's your business.

>Women disgust me, I am not gay but I only masturbate to traps
>only masturbate to traps
>TRAPS
>not gay
>choose one user
BETA FUCKING UP CUNT

>i am not gay
>ifunny watermark

>claims to like traps
>doesn't recognize sarina

yall lads be postin in a bait thread

Eh, sure, but you better fuck me afterward.

"looked familiar" pretty sure that counts as recognizing someone, knowing for sure who someone is, that is different.

Fagit

For sure, tell me your kik cutie.

Looking for good videos of cute traps is a chore
>Assholes stretched to the point of no feeling
>Either the guy or the trap starts going AW AW like a seal (or the guy goes SHEEEES eah instead of just listening to the sloppy sounds)
>Traps bigger than the guys
>They reach their hands back to the asscheeks and the windows fly open from the amount of wind they generate
>Cut scene to guy sucking off trap or getting fucked
A few more things but I am fading, I just want to see a petite trap barely able to take it but not screaming in south american. I wish the cam ones could get fucked in a way they'd do no hands with a dick.

I guess I am just picky, also I don't care about the difference between trap/cd/shemale/tranny/CD etc, as long as they pull it off. So I will dump some gifs

Kik: madelinejuliawright

Nah man, i know what you mean and it is tough to find nice traps/shemales/etc.

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Thank you, already messaged you

ok so op is pretty stupit most of trans girls ar just as fucked up as woman you see they take hormones to make them com closer to being a woman those drugs fuck with the balance of yourself the psycoal effects can be depression plus a loss of sexual desire

lol I fucking love this post

Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility, of you having sex with one, but there;s not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So, in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it’s disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That’s what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don’t even do it for me. I am cursed

>traps
>stable
obv troll post.

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>I am not gay
>only masturbate to traps

friendly reminder that traps are just guys trying to be a woman. traps are in fact, gay. and so are you OP.

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