SCP THREAD

SCP THREAD

LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE IS NEEDED TO VIEW THIS THREAD.
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HELLO CLASS D PERSONNEL,
Please follow these direction carefully.

Roll in this thread to see which SCP you will be assigned. This assignment will take place based on the last 3 digits of your post.

To access the information of your SCP, replace your three digit number in the X's of this URL.

scp-wiki.net/scp-XXX

You will be placed into a containment chamber with the chosen SCP for 24 hours.

Please inform us of the results of your stay.

Other urls found in this thread:

scp-wiki.net/scp-091
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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bracing for epic

Roll

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ADDENDUM 628-A
If the SCP assigned to you is a location or site, [REDACTED] will escort you to that location for 24 hours, before arranging pickup of you or your body.

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I will gladly take whatever assignment I am given, for I wish to die

Description: SCP-314 is a 0.97 m long, 0.21 m thick obelisk which is highly reflective and metallic in appearance, with tapered edges that are apparently sharpened to a molecular level. No material has ever been recovered from SCP-314.

The object is capable of levitation and extremely swift motion, although it lacks any visible means of locomotion. Although research does not indicate any true intelligence, the object is most certainly sentient of its surroundings and extremely reactive to any motions or vibrations within an approximately 50 52-meter radius.

Analysis of rubble recovered from the ground below SCP-314's origin point indicates that the object arrived at this location some time between 1975 and 1979, which is supported by pre-containment reports from civilians.

The object emits no unusual radiation save for a very faint sound which appears to be an anomalous broadcast of █████ FM, a local classic rock station. Comparisons between SCP-314's vibrations and the actual broadcast of █████ FM are identical approximately 85% of the time, although recordings from SCP-314 often include extra audio in the form of guttural sounds, snarling and occasional commentary from the late DJ ██████ ███████, who passed away in 1998 and was not employed with █████ FM after 1983.

Oh boy, can't wait to see what I get

SCP-289 is an irregularly shaped mass of hematite (Fe2O3), with analysis showing trace amounts of aluminum, phosphorous, [DATA EXPUNGED], and water. SCP-289 has the unique property of intensifying the effects of inertia over objects in a 1.6m radius over time. Objects that remain immobile will become more and more difficult to move, while objects maintaining a constant speed will become very difficult to stop.

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Sadly, Dr Gideon has been rather Passive, requesting re-assignment

Subject assigned to SCP 666 has died of Liver failure, I am here to take his further assignments

gay

Rolling for giant baby thing of doom

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I have returned from my assignment within SCP 186, no unusual phenomena occurred

Faggot xhxxhx

rolling for hopefully not instant death

>D class with level 4 clearance
Dr. Bright this is against policy. I'll have internal consistency checkup on your procedures!

This assignment too has passe without incident, although SCP 424 exhibited reclusive behaviour

rollin

Ugh I'm sorry ok I'm stoned as fuck writing the op and missed that

The assignment with SCP 223 has gone without activities. Presenting for new assignment

10-20-09, 1:43 PM: Subject acquires the sealed SCP-501. Subject stares at it without blinking for 10 minutes. Some researchers believe that the subject is still able to see SCP-501 even through its sealed case.

10-20-09, 1:53 PM: Subject suddenly stops staring and begins to strip all of his clothing. Researchers hear him muttering “I must remove the contamination” repeatedly as he does this.

10-20-09, 1:55 PM: Subject throws all the removed clothing into the corner of the room, after which he looks into the speaker and requests a razor. Request tentatively granted. The razor is carried in by an armed security guard. Subject takes the item and the guard leaves. Subject immediately and violently shaves off all the hair on his body and discards it in the same corner as his clothes. Subject cuts himself several times in the process, but does not seem to react or notice. As he shaves, he is heard over the speaker repeatedly muttering “Begone, unwanted possessions.” Subject discards the razor in a similar fashion to his hair and clothes after he finishes using it.

10-20-09, 2:00 PM: Subject enters a lotus position and begins to meditate without closing his eyes or taking his eyes off of the sealed SCP-501.

10-20-09, 2:23 PM: Subject is heard whispering “I see” to himself. He stands up and looks again at the speaker. He says: “I hereby renounce all of my worldly possessions other than The Holy One. I do not need anything other than The Holy One. Everything else is a contamination and must be forsaken.” A researcher acknowledges the request, after which the subject immediately returns to his meditative stance.

10-24-09, 12:00 PM: Subject ceases breathing. Subject has not moved since he resumed his meditation on 10-20-09 and is presumed to have died of thirst.

Ready

Dorito endless maze SCP plis

Ouch.

I hope I get the magic free pizza box and not some horrible monster.

rolling for 173's sweet tight butthole

Gimme something good!

Operator ████ faggot# ████-██ Reporting for orders. ████ ████ ████ ██ ██ ████████ ██ Engaging Roll.

This assignment has been uneventful due to the time restraints placed upon me, 40 hours are required to produce an SCP 806-1 from SCP 806, I have made a note to request more time with SCP 806 at a later date

Roll

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Wonder what I'll get

The subject hasn't returned from the expedition at SCP 982. Replacing him is my duty.

I got a tree. If I set fire to it, it turns into a huge burning skeleton that destroys things.

Roll for assignment

I have been assigned yet another uneventful SCP, mostly due to the prohibition on bringing multiples of the same object into the room, I am requesting something more interesting for my final assignment

xd

What do I get

Roll

Roll

rollan

Rolling for tickle monster.

Yes it's a real scp, it's SCP-999 to be exact.

roll

Roll

roll? kinda curious

i want the bear

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scp-wiki.net/scp-091

Good times

rollerino

good luck dealing with the anti-meme

H dB BBK gfv

rollo

rollin

rolling in the deep (I always have good luck with SCP threads, will my luck hold out?)

Reroll

rollin

reporting for duty

i cant stop farting

I'm in. Rollin

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My prayers have been answered, so to speak, while I have followed the rules and used the visual distortion goggles at all times, my colleague, [REDACTED] gave in to their curiosity and read several passages from SCP 592, and during the following interviews, described the 10th and 11th crusades, that by his account, occurred in 1968, and 1982 respectively, and now believes Israel to be under European occupation, [REDACTED] has been transferred to [DATA EXPUNGED] for further evaluation

Rolling for the anti-meme

Ill def live, but I may have to break a few arms and legs of the subject.

roll

Roll

Sentient Blood kek

roll

rawling

SCP 999

Yea, that's a real weird one

dash-dot-dash

asdf

rollin'

Rolling to see how fucked i get

Rolling

>MFW seeing this thread. Roll-a-roody-doo-dah.

>Tfw no polymorphing fox-girl gf

Rolling to avoid SCP-JEW

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I'm ready for anything

tom yhW

Rell

So, what is the most terrifying SCP?

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Object Class: Safe

I hope I get a joke scp.

Rolling

sorry but took the spot already

Rolling Gahanna

I hope my version of SCP-481 doesn't correspond with Detroit

Rolling

Chicago.

Ayy

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