ADDENDUM 628-A If the SCP assigned to you is a location or site, [REDACTED] will escort you to that location for 24 hours, before arranging pickup of you or your body.
Christian Rogers
Scrolling
Adam Garcia
k
Carson Phillips
I will gladly take whatever assignment I am given, for I wish to die
William Wright
Description: SCP-314 is a 0.97 m long, 0.21 m thick obelisk which is highly reflective and metallic in appearance, with tapered edges that are apparently sharpened to a molecular level. No material has ever been recovered from SCP-314.
The object is capable of levitation and extremely swift motion, although it lacks any visible means of locomotion. Although research does not indicate any true intelligence, the object is most certainly sentient of its surroundings and extremely reactive to any motions or vibrations within an approximately 50 52-meter radius.
Analysis of rubble recovered from the ground below SCP-314's origin point indicates that the object arrived at this location some time between 1975 and 1979, which is supported by pre-containment reports from civilians.
The object emits no unusual radiation save for a very faint sound which appears to be an anomalous broadcast of █████ FM, a local classic rock station. Comparisons between SCP-314's vibrations and the actual broadcast of █████ FM are identical approximately 85% of the time, although recordings from SCP-314 often include extra audio in the form of guttural sounds, snarling and occasional commentary from the late DJ ██████ ███████, who passed away in 1998 and was not employed with █████ FM after 1983.
Jayden Robinson
Oh boy, can't wait to see what I get
Ryder Edwards
SCP-289 is an irregularly shaped mass of hematite (Fe2O3), with analysis showing trace amounts of aluminum, phosphorous, [DATA EXPUNGED], and water. SCP-289 has the unique property of intensifying the effects of inertia over objects in a 1.6m radius over time. Objects that remain immobile will become more and more difficult to move, while objects maintaining a constant speed will become very difficult to stop.
Asher Hill
oke
Landon Perry
Sadly, Dr Gideon has been rather Passive, requesting re-assignment
Ian Rivera
Subject assigned to SCP 666 has died of Liver failure, I am here to take his further assignments
Joshua Sanders
gay
Robert White
Rolling for giant baby thing of doom
Robert Hall
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Daniel Reyes
I have returned from my assignment within SCP 186, no unusual phenomena occurred
Ethan Watson
Faggot xhxxhx
Parker Wood
rolling for hopefully not instant death
Lincoln Williams
>D class with level 4 clearance Dr. Bright this is against policy. I'll have internal consistency checkup on your procedures!
Tyler Watson
This assignment too has passe without incident, although SCP 424 exhibited reclusive behaviour
Jaxon Reyes
rollin
Austin Myers
Ugh I'm sorry ok I'm stoned as fuck writing the op and missed that
John Brown
The assignment with SCP 223 has gone without activities. Presenting for new assignment
Alexander Rogers
10-20-09, 1:43 PM: Subject acquires the sealed SCP-501. Subject stares at it without blinking for 10 minutes. Some researchers believe that the subject is still able to see SCP-501 even through its sealed case.
10-20-09, 1:53 PM: Subject suddenly stops staring and begins to strip all of his clothing. Researchers hear him muttering “I must remove the contamination” repeatedly as he does this.
10-20-09, 1:55 PM: Subject throws all the removed clothing into the corner of the room, after which he looks into the speaker and requests a razor. Request tentatively granted. The razor is carried in by an armed security guard. Subject takes the item and the guard leaves. Subject immediately and violently shaves off all the hair on his body and discards it in the same corner as his clothes. Subject cuts himself several times in the process, but does not seem to react or notice. As he shaves, he is heard over the speaker repeatedly muttering “Begone, unwanted possessions.” Subject discards the razor in a similar fashion to his hair and clothes after he finishes using it.
10-20-09, 2:00 PM: Subject enters a lotus position and begins to meditate without closing his eyes or taking his eyes off of the sealed SCP-501.
10-20-09, 2:23 PM: Subject is heard whispering “I see” to himself. He stands up and looks again at the speaker. He says: “I hereby renounce all of my worldly possessions other than The Holy One. I do not need anything other than The Holy One. Everything else is a contamination and must be forsaken.” A researcher acknowledges the request, after which the subject immediately returns to his meditative stance.
10-24-09, 12:00 PM: Subject ceases breathing. Subject has not moved since he resumed his meditation on 10-20-09 and is presumed to have died of thirst.
Christopher Smith
Ready
Lincoln Kelly
Dorito endless maze SCP plis
Kevin Mitchell
Ouch.
Dylan Martinez
I hope I get the magic free pizza box and not some horrible monster.
This assignment has been uneventful due to the time restraints placed upon me, 40 hours are required to produce an SCP 806-1 from SCP 806, I have made a note to request more time with SCP 806 at a later date
Josiah Green
Roll
Jonathan Rivera
Roll
Tyler Thomas
Wonder what I'll get
Leo Scott
The subject hasn't returned from the expedition at SCP 982. Replacing him is my duty.
Asher Fisher
I got a tree. If I set fire to it, it turns into a huge burning skeleton that destroys things.
Thomas Phillips
Roll for assignment
Jaxon Anderson
I have been assigned yet another uneventful SCP, mostly due to the prohibition on bringing multiples of the same object into the room, I am requesting something more interesting for my final assignment
rolling in the deep (I always have good luck with SCP threads, will my luck hold out?)
Cameron Hughes
Reroll
Jonathan Sanders
rollin
Nathaniel Allen
reporting for duty
Asher Mitchell
i cant stop farting
Gabriel Green
I'm in. Rollin
Zachary Jackson
roll
Brody Campbell
My prayers have been answered, so to speak, while I have followed the rules and used the visual distortion goggles at all times, my colleague, [REDACTED] gave in to their curiosity and read several passages from SCP 592, and during the following interviews, described the 10th and 11th crusades, that by his account, occurred in 1968, and 1982 respectively, and now believes Israel to be under European occupation, [REDACTED] has been transferred to [DATA EXPUNGED] for further evaluation
Adam Sanchez
Rolling for the anti-meme
Michael Clark
Ill def live, but I may have to break a few arms and legs of the subject.
Adam Peterson
roll
Joseph James
Roll
Samuel Cox
Sentient Blood kek
Robert Anderson
roll
John Hill
rawling
Adrian Torres
SCP 999
Austin Brown
Yea, that's a real weird one
Alexander Murphy
dash-dot-dash
Connor Hughes
asdf
Leo Walker
rollin'
Nicholas Gomez
Rolling to see how fucked i get
Aaron Rivera
Rolling
Nathan Morgan
>MFW seeing this thread. Roll-a-roody-doo-dah.
Aaron Ortiz
>Tfw no polymorphing fox-girl gf
Cameron James
Rolling to avoid SCP-JEW
Jayden Parker
roll
Landon Cooper
I'm ready for anything
Joseph Martinez
tom yhW
Andrew Nelson
Rell
Michael Parker
So, what is the most terrifying SCP?
Hunter Perez
roll
Easton Diaz
Roll
Kayden Fisher
Object Class: Safe
Jonathan Bell
I hope I get a joke scp.
Liam Baker
Rolling
sorry but took the spot already
Easton Turner
Rolling Gahanna
Angel Peterson
I hope my version of SCP-481 doesn't correspond with Detroit