Friendly reminder that if you haven't impregnated a woman you are still a virgin

Friendly reminder that if you haven't impregnated a woman you are still a virgin.

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You just made my day OP. That's a good way of thinking about it. I'm still a virgin :D can't wait to impregnate someone special.

D'aaaaww. I didn't know I was ganna come into this thread and feel.

only jews believe that bullshit

Shit. My secret is out

I agree with OP in a way

No condoms, let the chance gods sort em out

What if she had an abortion?

>being so omega a women would rather murder a baby than raise your children

Truly a fate worse than being a perma virgin.

>all woman are virgins

... That just blew my mind

friendly reminder that pregnant women are the worst persons alive...

I would know, my wife is pregnant at the moment...

Impregnated my wife and her mom
Girlfriend doesnt know
Will have a son brother

I still gotta lose my v card & then impregnate someone but it's cool cause I already have a person in mind who'd be interested.

Don't worry, egg shells go good in the compost

why not lose it an impregnate them at the same time user?

That's what I plan on doing, sorry for not specifying.

>every homosexual dies a loser virgin

no wonder God hates them

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just bumping

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would love to wake up next to this.
a morning fuck while sucking on her lactating tits.
lawd

>"leave me alone, it hurts"

Those are the words you will hear more than once...

fantasy != reality

I had a fetish for pregnant women until my wife was...
Worst sex ever...
For 9 fucking months !

More sexy preggos boyos come on this is my thing

Couldnt you just rub it out for 9 months?

the fuck is the point of having a wife if you can't sex her?

Thank you Op, yesterday I was at the gyn with my wife, saw my bb for the first time, you just made me even more proud :-)

if
do whores count? ive tagged 3 im pretty sure of

Make a baby?

>rub it out for 9 months

Do I sound like a 15 yo boy ?

but she wont let me have sex with her for 9 months
holy shit.
pregnant sex is a big fetish of mine.

that's fine.

They are only good when its not your wife.

Glad you like her. Anything I can get you?

on her side on the bed full side belly and ass

no but your dick probably the size of one

You do realize you can fuck her all the way till week 35 of pregnancy right?

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>Dick the size of a 15 yo boy
Thats fuggin yuge

its gonna be HUGE

Only have that one nude of her pregnant. This is after. Should I give her personal info?

I do, she doesn't...

I did Then i Convinced her to abort
So lucky id make a terrible father

So rape her...

why dont i just kill her after and dump her body in the ocean

You do realize I have to live with that woman, right ?
Further, I have to raise children with her...

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Rather give her an ultimatum. Either she can do it or you can go find a slut who will.

op is quite literally retarded

this is kinda hot

If she is seriously in pain all the time something is wrong.
Also if she doesnt want to fuck you she's getting dick somewhere else and that's not your kid. Women are the horniest bitches ever when pregnant.

Been there, done that.

She cried, we fucked, it hurt her, we stopped...
Back to step 1

See

I'm not virgin, not child in womb.
Win

Some small percentage of women don't really enjoy sex, especially during pregnancy.

Lucky me, I found one !

Well then user fucked up when chosing which m8 to impregnate.

You mean should you dump it here?

would love to see more of her, pregnant or not

yes dump it

haha nice photoshop....not.

she is gorgeous

yeah, but that shoop wasn't.

would love to bury my face in that bush

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I know you're trying to make yourself feel badass by attempting to validate your recent unwanted pregnancy to strangers on the internet, but by this same logic then all girls who haven't been impregnated are still virgins, which gives a free pass to the whores who go around fucking literally hundreds if not thousands of guys while on the pill.

So nah, bruh. You're just a dumbass. Pull out next time.

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looks amazing, would love to run my fingers up n down that bushy puss

does an abortion count?

Don't you think I know that already ?
But she was nice and funny at first, so I got duped.

Now I miss my ex, a crazy bitch but a real tiger in bed !

does it count if she had an abortion/lost the baby ?

Just found out the girl I'm talking to is pregnant. Now she wants nothing to do with me