I have insanity coarsing through my veins. Challenged me see who is crazier

I have insanity coarsing through my veins. Challenged me see who is crazier.


Pro tip: not for kiddos with emotional problems

prove it

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I have consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

checkmate.

How so?

I could prove that you are either 15 or have assburgers

pathetic

One time I took a poo I flushed but didnt wipe.

I browsed porn for 13 straight hours and not once did I fap.

One time I didn't want to eat veggies so I kind of spread them around to make it look like I ate some.

I shave my nuts with a cutthroat razor without looking. Still dont know if I got my nuts.

lose some weight lardass and you might be able to see if your balls are there or not

only homos look at dicks

Kiddos dont get mad cause you're basshed by dad

its only gay if the balls touch

I gave my mom the finger when she wasnt looking and didnt even cover it with my other hand

i bet you pour the milk first when you eat cereal you fucking psychopath

i whipe from back to front

I went on disneychannel.com without parents permission

i peel my eggs from the dull side

coursing

I pour milk into the bowl first. Then I add the cereal.

I drink coffee with a teabag in it.

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I play RTS games using only the mouse, while my left hand rests on my thigh.

I routinely buy and consume ice cream year round. Including times when it is below freezing.

I also enjoyed Batman vs Superman.

We are all crazy cuz we are on Sup Forums, dude.

I pull out my usb drives without 'ejecting' them first.

I place vaguely menacing obsidian monoliths around my town in the cover of night. They hum and bleed a vile smelling liquid when punctured. Most people think its viral marketing though.

yea dude.