Confessions thread

Confessions thread


>Never Had sex with someone i didnt pay and all 7 times sucked >starting o think sex is overrated


youtube.com/watch?v=F_l30Modhzg

its been posted too much that nobody even reply

a few years ago i put my dick on a girls face while she was sleeping and i feel bad about it

shes pregnant now

You're just not trying hard enough

I'm pretty sure i blew my chance with my dream girl. Don't really know what to do from here,

I snorted meth of a hookers tit in vegas when i told my wife I was going on a business meeting in Arizona. Instead me and my buddy went to vegas and got super twaked out of our minds. Lost all sense of human qualities and began a massive orgy in the hotel suite at the MGM grand. Pretty sure I fucked my buddies ass too...Can't remember it was a pretty big fuzzy blur after I snorted that line of meth.

Keep in mind before the meth I was under the influence of weed and a shit load of tequila shots lol

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

shit gotto find me some meth

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I don't really care for immigrants at all.

I shot a man in Reno.

What do you think about me?

I'm white and can sound convincingly American.

I CANNOT TRY HARD ENOUGH TO MARRY A WHITNEYCORN THIS IS A METAPHORN

why

>be me last summer
>working out in the backyard and some drunk neighbor ask if I need help (looking for money)
>tell him to fuck off, he leaves
>hear my front door close, cunt went into my house
>go in, knock his ass out
>one punch, hes out, some old drunk man
>hes out...
>hes out.... still. I drag his limp body out of my house and drop him in the driveway
>3 minutes he starts coming too, confused af
>walks away super rubber legged
....
>week later I drive by neighbors house
>ambulance there taking out old drunk guy
>ask other neighbor what happened
>bleed out from an untreated brain aneurysm
>dead
......
Never told anyone

>be me
>be like 26
>nolife.tiff
>gotovegas.exe
>Lick 53 pussies.
>Suck a few dicks, too.
>Go home.
>Masturbate.

he sucked my dick like a faggot

I wouldn't be able to live life and have success in my life without rotating numerous strange drugs everyday

I'm not American.

There is no white, nor is there black.

There is only Allah.

>Be building a church

>tfw it's the only one that has god.

I AM ALLAH!

I hide my crippling depression under a heavily rehearsed veneer of aloof cheerfulness.

was it just to watch him die?

not so crippling if you still have time to 'aloof cheerfulness'

Pretty much.
It's an act, user. I have to do it whenever I'm around other people. Even my family.

What's there to do on Sup Forums? What is he, and how big is his pussy?

literotica tat shit nede a good wank before i go to sleep

I masturbated for about 1½ hours yesterday. It was one continuous thing. I never stopped stroking, though I didn't do it particularly quickly.

Felt pretty nice once it was done.

What happened after that? Details, man

abortion.

I love spanking naughty girls and boys.

Gas the kikes and niggers!

When my sister was.. younger.. I repeatedly ejaculated into her as she slept

you should try it while she's awake. its more fun.

I confess that I am now very jealous.

>younger
Like, below 16 younger?

My daughter makes a good living on a cam site, and I just can't help but peek around, jerk it, and give her money

I got kind of forced by a guy to give him a blowjob and ended loving it when he pushed on my head and told me how to do it

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I support the State of Israel.

how much did u sich since then

I french kissed an eight year old repeatedly
She loves it

i assumed that meant such instead of sich and only once more

Your niece?

Used to rub my dick on my moms ass when she slept.

do you love it?

No

Totally
It's adorable feeling the little tounge wiggle about

Never forget when u become the mayor the gonna use this against u

A have a sort of face fetish

I have a folder with over 500 pics of FB friends selfies

They're going to ruin my career over asking a question of a guy who kissed an eight year old? You sure you haven't been snowed in too long?

writing with a girl my gf don't like
she doesn't know but I'm saving every chat so if she finds out I can show her everything and there's nothing to hide

same

Are you the piece of shit that's making all those cancer wyydw threads?

I'm in love with a thirteen year old

ur age makes all the difference ......?

More info?

does she know?

No it doesn't

21

i am 45.

a thirteen year old or thirteen years old in general?

The other day I took coke after work and had drinks with this co worker. Im maried with two kids btw...we got drunk and she wanted to smoke a bowl in her car. We smoked and mid conversation I start making out with her and fingering her. The coke made me reallly aggresive. She stopped me after about 2 minutes and said I dont want to do this to your wife. I stopped and got out of the car and went home and had 3 hours of coke sex with my wife. To this day I regret not fucking that girl. I feel like I could have made it happen. Pic related.

Not me
Me

i dated a 12 when i was 25.

it was weird, but i dont take it back.

especially the you know what...

Old enough to be her daddy, which means there's no excuse for not spanking her when she's a bad girl.

>Not me

i am me. what the fuck are you talking about faggot.

Yes she knows
It puts me in an especially awful situation
I know I'm sick for it
She says she loves me but I know she's thirteen and has no idea what that means

>which means there's no excuse for not spanking her when she's a bad girl.

this is some cringe-worthy shit.

are you fat and balding by any chance?

bad acne?

>i can almost see it.

what is it i could understand if its just sex but u all talking bout live and dating WHY i cant even be around someone that age for to long with out wanting to KMS was it just for the sex?

No, it's advice he should take. Girls need a firm hand.

How's that worked out for you Mr. Pediphilic Virgin?

Many girls like older guys, just go for it
Girls that age know more about love than you think
be with her, be a good bf
You're not sick, just unfit for today's society

speak english nigger.

are you autism incarnate?

Youre fucked when she realizes how fucked up this was aand reports you Sup Forumsro

Keep making silly assumptions if it entertains you. I'm content with my family.

It'll be fine
she knows its an unusual thing to do

Pic is the girl. Does Sup Forums still think i have a chance to fuck this girl? She still seems into me at work.

How did it start?
What's your relationship?

Nobody cares about your bullshit story

You mean he's fucked when someone tells her to feel it was fucked up. She'll probably go down the stupid feminist route and want to play the victim but I hope for user's sake she doesn't.

i got her mom pregnant and waited 8 years.

we are a happy family.

This is a cop, dont give him details.

At age 17 I fucked my 3rd grade math teacher.

Not bullshit, still have coke from that night. What proof do you need Sup Forums? Pic is from her facebook.

asshole we live in the snow flake age when she reach 13 & feminist tells her men are the reason for all her problems ur life will be over

>At age 17 I fucked my 3rd grade math teacher.

heh. i actually believe this.

got any pictures of her?

how old are you now nigger?

I'm not happy. I'm not sad.
I'm just pic related all the time.

This

...

You were 17 in 3rd grade?

No pics, but I'm 22 now. She has some big ole titties though, wouldn't mind fucking her again.

Search for her facebook. Pics or gtfo.

no pics, didn't happen

She basically started it on her own after a bath she ran ariund naked and asked me if we could kiss

She's just a friend

If that's how it goes, that's how it goes
I'll enjoy it while I can

Are you fucking autistic? No matter what age I currently am I had a 3rd grade teacher previously

Are you ever tempted to do more than kiss?

This is a cop

Damn I'm legally obligated to admit I'm a cop now
You got me

Sure
But I'll do more only if she asks for more herself

That basically means he's fbi

smokeshow
this is where you lie about your wife (she has mental issues and can't into sex or something) so the gril can give herself permission to fuck you

Interpol tbh

twist: he's a dirty cop and he's going to blackmail you