ITT: shit that makes you laugh

ITT: shit that makes you laugh

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Lost

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I'd fuck it, idk about kissing it though.

>it

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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same

Man, that's fucking sad

real?

For cp being such a terrible thing, these advertisements for this porn here sure like to make these girls look young as fuck....

this shit is so sad i had to save it to my baw folder. Sometimes we're not aware how lucky we are. Fuck

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There is no such thing as luck. However probability is real.

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this is obviously fake, who the fuck posts a fb status to call 911

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it's actually real. theres a radio interview with the mom out there somewhere. dumbass juggalos

What the fuck

That's what I was thinking. But if it's them on the right I wouldn't doubt it.

No. Snopes says the pictures are from two different events several years apart

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fake, it was a miscarriage

hmmm i guess i stand corrected
and checked

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Thank Christ or whoever

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Track me down too, pussy.
>Save you a little time, I'm in Kansas City.

Bee way funnier if it was black science man

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Missouri?

The hero we deserve

Kek

>baiting this hard

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>Alpha as fuck

When did he say that

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youtu.be/pGShs3QSKvs

Whoops. That's what I get for uploading random webms from my phone

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yeah

You're.... you're joking right?

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No he's baiting.

Then what's the joke then, sounds like something he would say if he was asked a stupid question

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this breaks my heart. i mean really. its os saaad =(

trve hero

I don't possess the decency or selflessness to claim I'd be willing to be her bf but god damn that is heartbreaking.

this is a worst case scenario. i hope she doesnt read that

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Who the fuck gives their newborn a gun?

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and nothing of value was lost

I never got how this was funny. Unfunny, tryhard shit.

I would date her, it's my kind of kink. Seriously how can I get in touch with her?

ignorant white trash AKA white niggers

Might have a nice body, though.

It can always be worse
Just think, she could be that hopelessly ugly and also be a man

>it's my kind of kink
GOD DAMN am I glad I'm not the only one

test

Runescape is probably the best place to start. Look for anyone playing as a big burly man or a wicked seductress.

dem titties look perky as fuck

Ay another lad! Want to have a threesome?
No I SERIOUSLY want to meet her. I hope a kind user will pass by and help me.

Just wear a wig, thats the closest you'll ever getting to finding her

I will always choose to believe one of Biden's kids showed him photoshop and this was the outcome.

First result my search turned up was an OKCupid account, goes by Depressionchan. I can't speak to whether it's fake or not but I'm not the one trying to fuck her. Good luck.

This.

Most people like long stories, not long puzzles.

And the fact's tend not to quite fit into a nice little story.

Every fact on it's own can feel disconnected from everything else and we, after a while, lose interest. We forget things we’ve already been told, or remember things which never happened.

We want to see the big picture without having to go through all the trouble of connecting the dots ourselves, even if that picture might not 100% accurate.

And so maybe that's why even now in the digital age, when we have instant access to so much information,

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when we try to look closer at that same information, the story is still still so unclear - contradictory and constantly changing.

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Pretty sure it's a guy trolling. I have that same wig. Also he's wearing a turtle neck to cover up his adam's apple.

those are two unrelated things put together
the story on the right is

>juggalo couple
>she gets knocked up
>doesn't know about it
>had been doing drugs and drinking the entire time
>the baby is stillborn
>she uses the story of her dead kid to go on the radio and get sympathy points
>switches to talking about some merchandise the station never sent her
and the casket was a modified beer cooler

We are being sold stories and headlines instead of facts - facts which a lot of the time when looked at alone by themselves show that the story might look different, if the dots were joined differently.

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But, like I said, we don't want to bother doing that, connecting the dots - we don't care about the process, we just want to be told the story. Preferably one that fits in neatly with the story we’ve already been telling ourselves.

This isn’t all bad. It’d be unreasonable to ask people to personally do all the in-depth research on every single topic they want to know a little bit about. And sometimes, you just have to pick a lane and run in it - even if you’re only 70% sure, you tell yourself and everyone around you that you are 100% sure. You must be sure.

And so we look to talking heads on TV, or the ‘experts’ and ‘analysts’ and we let them do all the hard work for us, all the connecting, all the storytelling, all the thinking. Which is fine, normally - they are experts for a reason afterall.

Holy FUCK. No way he didn't shatter something in his face. Concussed af at least.