Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Lewds encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!

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cyt me yuno

still here


and


what would you want to do?

カラミチーマス

i still want to cum in that cup

>Claim

How are we all doing tonight?

Better.

...

I claim them all, faggots

m.youtube.com/watch?v=g0A58aeDDAs

Good to know.

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>07 gives you free reign - you may choose one of the drinks or two of a random
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
>you dont get to say unless its dubs or more
>I wont add anything, sorry toothpaste guy
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

Roll

>Suika

Only here for a little bit.

Well i'm sure you would enjoy it if we can utilize some rope.

Pretty good. How about you?

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Nothing

Roll it in.

>I swear you have a script for this shit

fine
no what would make you think that?

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>and theres the face

A little tired, little sad, but not bad. What've you been up to today?

I'm about to master my Cheetahs and I'm saving for that Ebon Jaguar. I'm like halfway there, though. Also, streaks work way better than the LRMs I was using, thanks. Just wish they had more than 350 range.

Hello Syndra.

Roll

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lmao russian faggot

Hello lewd one

The ACH is a close in assassin mech. You can use it as a light hunter, but Stormcrows do the job faster. And again, I recommend the TBR over the EBJ. Its faster, more nimble and runs less hot.
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Reroll.

Oh no reason at all~.

Just played some games. What about you?

B E S T B O I

Just got home from an eight-hour shift at work.
What've you been playing recently?

what're we rolling for?

Nothing anymore. Syndra dubbed it into oblivion.

aww, i wanted to make you do things before i left for work and couldn't see the consequences

TBR was the other choice, it's just that they're so damned expensive. And, given that most servers are Heavy-heavy, I thought about going Assault (since it's only a few extra mil).

I guess the end goal is to build a dropdeck, so would it be better to take an Assault or a Heavy with that in mind? I can learn to play Assaults.

Immediately with the shit-starting! You ...

well you are right i would like it very much

Ooh this late huh, that's rough. GTA 5, Resident evil 6, and Metal gear solid 5.

So, which would you like more, being tied up, or tying me up?

She look homeless

Looks*

Assaults and heavier Mediums. Though a TBR can do as much work as an Assault at times. They're worth that extra cash. And drop decks are limited to weight. You need as much as possible. Until you can earn 2 Kodiaks at Elite then the TBR is a better choice. Keep in mind that Clan XL 400s are expensive.

Feelsbad. Speaking of this late, too, I don't actually really have the energy to stay up right now..

So I'll see you all tomorrow.
G'night!

Goodnight.

So I'm going to need that XL400 on a Kodiak? I figured people just accepted it was slow AF and used the weight elsewhere.

haven't seen the anime, huh?

well im sure both would be fun its just who goes first

I haven't slept that well in a while...

How is everyone?

60 kph for an Assault is good. And the Spirit Bear can have a max speed of 97.7 while having the armament of an Atlas. Engine sizes also affect torso turn rate and maneuvareability in the legs. Weapons on the KDK-3 are heavy asf too. Either 2 UAC5S and 2 UAC10s (13+ tons of ammo) or 2 Gauss 2 PPC (Less ammo, fill the gap with a TC5 for fast asf projectile speed). They bump down to 395 for the Gauss build but you still need to turn / poke effectively. No one outfits it with full hardpoints because that would run way too hot or not have near as much punch.

Alright, had today off from work so it's 2-a-days at the gym. See you all later!

Hmm a coin flip to decide?

Pretty good. How about you?

Does anyone ever run not-upgraded armor or structure? It seems like the limit is always weight, not slots.

Best I've been all week. Stopped something falling apart that I didn't think I could, so I'm super happy.

Well I'm a bit greedy. May I go first?

Its either Endosteel or both. Ferro gives its best bonus when combined. I think a few mechs run without both but they're either not comp viable or Clan omnipods.

Oh nice, that's good to hear.

I knew you couldn't resist~. Of course.

I claim my OC waifu

Fag

double fag

You just want me to ask for things hm?

Of course, as cute as you are when embarrassed, you don't have to be shy about the things you want.

Choose one and get the fuck out.
Faggot role players are not welcome.

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Well you know what I want. Good morning to you too

Nice contribution top notch first rate witty commentary!

claim

>Faggot role players are not welcome.
And yet you're still here.

Yeah, but i want you to say it.

Buttmad faggot.
You're so analaggravated that you can only type le maymay arrow.
How does it feel to have your ass hurt so bad that you can't even type an insult.
>You're going die alone
No, I'm just not going to with a faggot husband/boyfriend, you furry fruitloop.
I hope you star in the new ISIS video.
*hilarious and original*

>Lewds encouraged
>Feel free to RP/ERP
just kill me please

mine

100 100 fire fire fire

claim!

kek, one arrow and I get a whole message
You're funny

Why?

>calls me a faggot roleplayer
>"Which would you like more, being tied up or tying me up?"
How have I been homosexual or a roleplaying at all?

:joy: :ok_hand:

stab me portugese spic

Because i want to hear you ask.

I dunno,gettin upset and bitching about people having fun on the internet is pretty faggoty behavior.

>cringe

hi

> Claim

inferiortochairs-chan

Skyscraper skyscraper plane plane fire cryinglaugh

Well im sorry but why once again?

>yeah um not liking homsexual activities makes you gay
Spotted the anally annihilated fag. Go back to your homosex country. You're too fucking easy to get butthurt.

>Your Based God Tomoko

:shrug::skin-tone-1:

I don't want to.

Who?

hello!

why not?

I like how everyone is all either angry or in full meme mode.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

shut the fuck up daddy

>TFW you will never have a friend like Speedwagon.
Why is life so cruel?

Because i want you to feel comfortable telling me those things, asking for what you want.

Not in the mood to perform some stabbing... maybe I could compensate with a hug.

This. Most anons in thread are edgy ass teens who think they know what Sup Forums is all about

But it's an uncomfortable topic to me

I'm almost enjoying my anger.

I know, but i hope to change that.

hi

>thats an old pasta
It can be fun at times.

I don't know it seems like something I'd change too much on

Wouldn't*

sup