Dan Thread
Dan Thread
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dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" schneider
Dan "I'm going to be your first man"
remember the nip-slip?
why didn't dan have her clothed on the set? even a nude suit would work
now he does School of Rock, Henry Danger, Nicky Rick Dicky and Dawn, The Thundermans.....you know that thunderman girl is getting the fatty backstage.
so is the faggot playing Henry Danger. his acting is shit but his mouth makes Dan pleased
>tfw he fucked prime Miranda and you never will
damn
Dan "The Hydration Provider" Schneider
Dan The Hymen Divider Schneider
Dan 'spread them wider' Schneider
Dan "If she's on Nick I gave her the dick" Schneider
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What nip slip
well thats hot
prob this one. this is from the leaked video that didnt air on TV
Hasnt this proven fake?
kys
its not fake
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Heard that Miranda is trying to get roles again, so probably that fatass is fucking her again in exchange for contacts and stuff. Seriously, I'm so jelly of him. He is living my dream life.
for all we know the "fake" could be a fake-
Dan, are you, you are?
She still is a totally fuckable bitch.
she is smoking hot
Dan "grab my brolly it's raining lolis" Shnieder
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Pink Guy did a song on this, it's pretty gud
lit the second post... damn boy keep up
shit my bad lmao. i jsut woke up
>rip to Sam and Kat, the last nick show I could fap to and not feel like a pedo
kek'd
sauce?
Television
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Dan 'dick under the table hider' Schneider
so this is how you get off op. the thought od Miranda Cosgrave being raped turn you on?
maybe its the thought of innocent girls being raped that does it for you.
You sound like some type of faggot.
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>Miranda Cosgrove "icarly"
>She was paid $180,000 per episode when she was sixteen
Don't feel bad for her. She is like a high-profile Hollywood escort.
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She is a legend at USC, like the legendary Clara Bow.
>until our fingers get sore
>If you think Lindsay Lohan is a mess, film's first female megastar, Clara Bow,might have been worse. She was sued for alienation of affections by the wife of a doctor and the jury found her guilty of ruining the marriage. In 1930, Bow sued former secretary, Daisy DeVoe, for embezzlement. DeVoe got revenge on Bow by leaking all sorts of salacious stories about her to the press claiming that she drank, did drugs, had sex with tons of men (especially the USC football team), women and dogs (dogs!) and engaged in orgies. At age 26, she suffered a nervous breakdown and in 1931, she was dropped from Paramount studios.
wow
wtf!!!
well, well, well. I do believe to have struck a nerve.
What Would Dan Do?
Any sane girl will be his sex toy for that crazy amount of money.
>this is literally so random, I cant even
All the memes condensed into once sentence.
Is Miranda into dogs too? Girl is so crazy and I like it.
Dan is a sweetheart
pls be true
This is actually legit?
You are so vain, Dan.
That was fake you retard.
>be Miranda Cosgrove
>you are trying your best for years, but your career is dead since you left Dan and Nickelodeon
>you give up and fuck old producers to get roles again
feel bad for her
bump because Dan is /ourguy/ and deserves it