Ask someone currently fucking one of these anything

Ask someone currently fucking one of these anything.

why black one?

How annoying is it to clean and what powder do you use?

why isn't the pussy that disgusting purple color that black human pussies are?
Also does it have ingrown pube bumps?

does it feel good?
are you a virgin, if not does it feel like the real deal?
price?

How pathetic is your life that you wound up buying this

I generally prefer to fuck black women, but not always possible.

Does it smell like shea butter?

How much was it and you got a vid fucking it?

why not? if it feels good on your dick why wouldnt you but it? Just because you own one of these doesnt mean you cant fuck irl or have a gf. my gf have a dildo, and i have a fleshlight. noting wrong with that.

have your belongings started going missing?

rate yourself! How ugly are you.

can you give me $20 for diablo 3?

are you blind?

Easy enough. The hole goes all the way through, clean it in the shower. DOn't use powder,

Have you pretended it's Condoleezza's pussy?

They cost extra.

did you name her

I got mine used from the dumping grounds. You wouldn't believe what some people throw away!

Does the material tear without powder?

>purple
best black pussy is pink nigga

Dat ass is pretty small for a black one

Thought about getting one of these. Or a mouth and pussy masturbator.

Really good, much better than standard masturbation. It doesn't feel like real sex, but it's a nice halfway house.

How much EBT did it cost you?

thats because the only white pussy you have had is fat white girls.

I'm sorry, but purple pussy is just disgusting. it looks like you're sticking your cock into a pile of stewed plums.

It's fine. The reason I own this is that one of my female friends was saying how it's pathetic that girls can openly own all sorts of vibrators and stuff, but men aren't supposed to have and sex aids.

She basically said that I should get a blow up doll and give no shits about it. I ended up with this instead, which feels better and is easier to fuck.

>it looks like you're sticking your cock into a pile of stewed plums.
...and the problem with that is...?

...

you just had to get the black one. racist

What pornstar is it modeled after?

Yes, I rub it all over before starting.

white women are degenerate, go black. They also know how to take care of children

￡ 36.89, and no video.

Where is the corpse of Jimmy Hoffa?

Get a girlfriend, fuck her........

link?

No, I don't let anyone from Liverpool in my house.

5 or 6 depending on the day. If I dress as a woman I can hit 7, but I need make up help for that.

No, but to be honest it's not that great

if white women are degenerate then what does that say about the ignorant porch monkeys that swoon over them in droves? also, if black women knew how to take care of children there wouldn't be riots in the fucking streets every night caused by imbecilic teenagers that were raised by these inbred fuckfaces. kys cunt

No, but I've been short sighted since I first started to masturbate.

Has it told you about the 8kids from the 8 different unidentified men?

No, my go to list is Serena Williams, Gina Torres, Beyonce and Janet Jackson.

No, she's whoever I think about at the time.

Life hack, you can also pick up condoms from there, and as a bonus you know they have been tested.

Have you ever shared it with a friend?

Use the fucking powder. Fucked up my fleshlight cus i was too lazy to use it.

The asshole has, but very little on the pussy. This was cheap, so I'm not that bothered if it does. If I had a doll, I'd look after that better than a woman.

Is it cold?

Depending on what you want, it might be worth getting both.This simulates sex, which is what I want most of the time, but the masturbators make normal jacking better, which some prefer.

I've no idea what that is.

Nothing wrong with fat white girls, especially if you like anal.

The doll I'm thinking of getting is white, my quest for a solo orgasm cares not for colour.

fair enough

None, it's too cheap for that.

Can u gift me? Argentina jujuy san salvador de jujuy cp 4600 av jose de la iglesia 1848 dpto 11 Nadia Molina dni 32632056

Under the Cerne Abbas Giant.

You realise you can have both right?

How much? And where?

Item is no longer available, but was from Ali Express.

No, we don't really speak about your mother since her ass got too loose for me.

No, but I've fucked it in front of the female friend who is responsible for me getting it.

Fat white girls give the best head

At first, it soon warms up.

No, sorry.

why not just buy a hooker and do the real thing instead of this thing?

I don't know about best, but I've never had a bad blowjob from a fat white girl.

STD's

Pics OP
also show if it has an asshole

This cost me £36, and can be fucked daily for that one off price, a hooker is at least £80-100 unless I chance a streetwalker again and that's an hour.

This is for masturbation, hookers are a once in a while treat.

Even your fuckdoll is a used up roastie

bump

pics

What size is it, say compared to the real thing?

>Ask someone currently fucking one of these anything.

Why are you such an amateur?

Turn her over, show pussy, and timestamp

Also, how much did you pay for this?

nice, wm 140?

How long has it been since you had real pussy?

Does she have a name?

What's your height & weight?

Why did you buy it?

How much did it cost?

Does anyone in real-life know you have that?

Why are you such a beta?

Goes through the effort of showing his wife, says ama and doesn't reply to genuine questions.
Why'd I even bother?

Where did you find a severed black pelvis? Inquiring minds want to know.

give me a minute dude.

Small, child size.

Because they are fucking expensive.

technically he was just mocking OP

See

here you go. $2kish
wm161
Had real pussy from a 10 year relationship from 2003 to 2013. 16 to 26 years old. I got fucked over. Never want to deal with a woman again.
Her name is Judy. As in Big Booty Judy.
Her height is 5'1", and she weighs 99 lbs
This is my third one bought it because I love fucking dolls. Its a fetish for me always has been. even in the said ten year relationship I was in, I was fapping to videos of guys fucking dolls. As soon as we broke up, I bought my first one.
It cost $2kish.
1 friend knows. He approves. And hes my insurance policy. If something should happen to me, he knows what to do.
meh. whatever
I didnt even say ama though. I was quoting the OP.
Mine is 5'1" brother.

Define 'got fucked over'? What happened?

Is it secured to a table? Are you typing one-handed?

Meh we both got fat after highschool.
I was happy being a fat couple.
Fast forward 2013, She went on a crash diet, Lost like 60 lbs, started getting attention from dudes. Mean while Im still like 70 lbs over weight and sped my days sitting on the couch in my underwear playing The Last of Us.

I just popped a viagra so I wont stop after 1 nut. About to spend the next four or five hours ravaging this ass. And when my dick eventualy goes down, Ill be taking another.

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No, it's on a pillow on my bed. I was typing one handed, finished now though.

Do they just smell like rubber? I like how women smell.

Does life really boil down to guys putting our dicks into holes?

Pretty much yeah. Mine is pic related

Do they come with the piercings or did you add them?

Basically.

For guys who are basic af, yeah. For actual men, no. It's just a nice byproduct of aspiring toward co-creating a better world.

Put a horsehair tail on that thing & I'm goin' to town on it!

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