HELP ME Sup Forums!
Chickens are trying to break into my house!
HELP ME Sup Forums!
Benjamin Hernandez
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Andrew Sanders
God speed you magnificent bastard
Nolan Gray
stick your cock out the window and pretend it's a rooster
slap them each in the face with it to secure your cock's place in the pecking order
once you have done this they will all fall in line and follow your cock's orders
god's speed
Carson Kelly
birds are friendly animals
Nolan Robinson
Ahhhh!
Easton Perez
Capture them and leave them in a cage with each other to starve, wait until one of them becomes the alpha cock and proceeds to eat the others, keep this cock as your champion.
Joseph Bailey
When they break in, close your eyes so they don't Peck them out!!
Justin Hughes
There is no escape. I'm sorry op. This is it
Dylan Ward
oh thank goodness they're gone
Henry Miller
> come out nigga we jus wanna talk
Joshua Wright
Turn them in to nuggers
Jaxon Morris
They'll be back. You just wait op
John Butler
They are trying to lull you into a false sense of security until they strike. You gon die nigga.
Angel Sanders
Good thing you've got that cock-blocking window
Alexander Parker
They are bringing in reinforcements.
But seriously op Where the fuck do you live? Stray chickens in the streets?
Cooper Ramirez
this
chickens are incredibly intelligent hunters
i mean they are descendants of dinosaurs
i guarantee you right now they are checking the perimeter of the house for any structural weaknesses they can take advantage of
it won't be long now before they are in the vents
don't underestimate them OP, better lockdown now before it's too late.
Isaac Price
they are getting more clan members at this very moment your house will soon be under a angerbird assault and that house will be crumbling down on you
Nolan Morales
I went outside to investigate.
they spotted me and i had to run my ass back inside
Jaxson Miller
Kek Jesus Christ they are out to get you
Jacob Wood
One of them is a nigger chicken, you fucked OP
Adam Hughes
Day of the rope begins with chickens rising up with the battle cry of "NO MORE TENDIES"
Robert Perez
Shit they're back at the window
Colton Phillips
"The day of men is over, the time of the chickens has come"
Justin Allen
Kek someone screen cap this shit
Hunter Harris
...
Carson Bell
son you're fine, they're all pale-colored hens.
if pic related shows up, CALL 911.
Colton Flores
ARISE CHICKEN!
CHICKEN!
ARISE!
ARISE!
CHICKEN ARISE!
ARISE CHICKEN!
Ayden Gonzalez
Are there any anons out there who can assist!!!!!!!??????
Samuel Gomez
He's Just standing There... Menacingly!
Adam Davis
Kek arm up!!!!! Grab some freedom
Jonathan Anderson
don't let that nigger cock cuck you OP
get out there and slap it in the face with your cock to put it's in your place and establish your role in the hierarchy of the pecking order
conquer your fears
stand tall and proud
cock slap that little bastard and take your place as a god among chickens
it is your destiny OP
Jackson Stewart
This was a fighting rooster we rescued.
We named him Jean-Pierre. Because he loves to dance.
Anthony Jenkins
Bad news OP...
the one circled in red is a HAWK
Nathan Walker
this is my favorite thread of the morning
cheers OP
Evan Jones
it's not just you OP...
I JUST looked out of my window
:O
Christian Phillips
oh my god
Gabriel Ramirez
>:O
Get out
Mason Rodriguez
OOhhh tendries delivery. Well thought OP.
Grayson Ward
You got whole fucking zoo out there mate. Time to fire up the grill.
Ian Lewis
Dude grab some weapons or something. That fucker is about to break that window and Cuck the life out of you
Blake Torres
Best thread so far, 2017
Jackson Wilson
let them in, chickenophobe
Cameron Reyes
for maximum efficiency you should insulate and enclose that water heater
Dylan Hall
He is in 4chin, already a cuck provably. I bet he fucks his mother and makes him watch.
Nathan Brooks
...
Ian Brown
>for maximum efficiency you should insulate and enclose that water heater
Photo full of chicks. Looks at the water heater. Found the authist.
Hunter Price
you gotta lash out OP. grab a shield and a sword of some sort and let out a gut wrenching war cry as you charge at them. post vid.
Liam Sanchez
eh theyre just chicks if you've seen one you've seen them all! my priority is proper plumbing practices! And would an authist be an autistic author by chance?
Brandon Allen
will a baseball bat do?
Juan Barnes
I was too busy looking at the cocks.
Alexander Rodriguez
How many image boards would an autist post in if autists posted in image boards?
Kayden Cruz
RELEASE A CAT
Sebastian Long
Kek that'll do. Now hold the line!!!!
Brandon Stewart
i think it's working
Nicholas Sanchez
Ohhhh shit here we go
Grayson Brooks
Grayson Rivera
all of them of course! maximum spreadage of the autismo
Juan Jones
We're with you user! For Sup Forums!!!!!
Brandon Gutierrez
Esti roman ma muie?
Hunter Edwards
no
Xavier Peterson
Alea jacta est.
John Smith
>Alea jacta est.
Veni vedi vici
Chase Barnes
back to rebbit.
David Rogers
semen retentum venenum est.
Joshua Brown
they're gone, but one of them took a shit on my air conditioner
Nolan Myers
Zi,ma,esti roman ?
The faq guys we are summoning demons get the fuck out before it's too late
Aaron Rivera
>mfw this whole thread
Jackson Edwards
You live to fight another day. You've been warned user. They will return
Xavier Green
Fuck off newfag
Julian Wood
>Zi,ma,esti roman ?
Sunt spaniola, dar fata mea este română
Jacob Campbell
Nice.How old are you?
Benjamin Rodriguez
wrap some barbed wire around it and smack some asian kid
Adam Cruz
29. Oldfag here.
Camden Richardson
what the fuck is this thread
Xavier Mitchell
Nice.Keep the memes coming
Isaac Hill
Chicks. Wait, was it this thread? Well, now it's a chicken thread.
Julian King
Chick thread? Chick thread.
Colton Mitchell
Op is kill. They sent in seal team chicks
Hudson Kelly
My fucking sides
this is so goddamn funny