Welcome to the crossroads Sup Forums, I'm your humble servant. If you get dubs, I will grant you one wish...

Welcome to the crossroads Sup Forums, I'm your humble servant. If you get dubs, I will grant you one wish, trips get two, but I must warn you, wishes have a price. You may be tempted to believe OP is some sort of a devil. I am not, merely a wish granting servant of the people.
>inb4 anything to do with OP.
These wishes are about your deepest desires, and I want to grant them.

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i want to leave this place, please.

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give me the power to strike down the shitposters and roleplayers of Sup Forums

Try again friend, rolling is free.

i refuse to believe that there's a bad side to you paying for me getting a steam game. So do it you cuck. rollerino

roll for excalibur shitposter bane

Sorry, better luck on the next roll, wish harder.

I want the future I dreamed but never worked toward

I want to make that happen, but I need dubs foist.

I wish to go back to 2005.

roll for being the best guitar player there ever was

I could make that happen easily partner, but I need dubbs.

I wish to control the will individuals.

Ahhhh those are what I'm looking for, you may control individuals named William, bill or simply will.

I wish to become a successful blues musician. In return I will trade my already traded soul.

There seems to be a conflict of interests, it says you ready traded your soul to a co worker of mine.

I wish that my dick has feelings, please

I want immeasurable wealth and powers beyond what anyone can comprehend.

I want to make it happen but you need to get me some dubbs

I want to know everything

Wish harder my friend, I believe in your ambition

REROLLING !!!!!

I really want to make this happen for you my mortal friend
:)

what's the price op?

Is your office in the astral plane? If so then I might have worked out a nonverbal contract with a friend of yours.

Nothing really, wouldn't know it's missing.

You'll have to fill out the proper forms and get him to sign it and it must be notarized.

Does that include a $5 gift card to hot topic?

You've done this before haven't you?

gimme 500 € on steam

Give me dubbs

here are the dubs

roll

500 € on steam

Try again, I believe in you.

i want the foot fetish cunts that keep posting on Sup Forums to piss off

i wish Sup Forums goes back to the way it was

Please keep rolling like your life depends on it.

i wish to know the price boss

I just want a smile

ROLLL

Your soul, thanks for the dubbs.

Reroll :(

is it over now?

i wish to get my sould back

I want you to smile too, keep wishing

I want the power to levitate when ever i want.

Sorry no refunds but here's a gift card

A blues man can get in to anywhere.

i wish to be able to read minds

thanks dad also if i lost it why not go for 1 million dollars aye

I want the power to mind control anyone.

r o l l

HOLY TRIPS

HOLY DOUBLE TRIPS

Whatever

I wish Trump Makes America Great Again

It is yours, but you can only use your gift in a vegetative state

give me the ability to see in the future

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while i'm at it gimme some o' dat knowledge for everything

op dies for good

>HOLY TRIPS
eh? when did become trips?

Try again, I really want you to know everything

i wish i could turn into a werewolf at will

I just want the motivation and drive to do something with my life

Why did you waste your trips? How will I know who can claim these trips?

also i got dubs on 1 million dollars op thanks

I need 100 million dollars USD

I want to fuck Mia

rolling my reply

Everyone you know and love is going on a cruise, and they have revised their wills to leave you as the soul heir.

OP how do i activate my newly discovered power?

Reroll

1 million dollars

And again

i wish a working maus tank would appear in my back yard

Re-roll for my only wish

You got it!

I need a few ligaments back to normal. I could have been a contender...

Here's what you do, get a frying pan, or any heavy object really, and begin hitting the ole noggin until you see stars, it should boot up some time after that.

Please.

I would like to have an old Jaguar. Like the 80's XJ.

Holy shit yes

rereoll

Help me get my money situation in order. I'm tired of being broke.

Rerolll

I wish OP was raped by 50 niggers and dies of super aids.

Please, I'm rerolling for my sanity

fuck all i want is the tank reroll

A briefcase falls off the back of a shady looking vehicle in your near future, wait for it in the ghetto dressed as a clown.

i don't get this also there's no sea here so fun times amirite

Fuck I need help, please grant wishing humble servant

I wish to live forever young.

I wish I can be the richest person in monetary terms in the world

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dubs for hiphop

You die of super aids, and if I were you, I'd start locking my doors

roll

please motivate me to lose finally lose weight.
trying to do so since 3 years.

OP WHERE IS MY TANK