What did she mean by this?

What did she mean by this?

is she white?

>15%

That the bitch needs to charge her phone.

>that same fucking expression in every god damn fucking picture

he is such a fucking loser.
>inb4 someone replies and says 'youre one to talk posting on Sup Forums'

Came here to say this. I think it may be stuck that way.

This so much

he has a hot daughter which I guess is better than not having any hot woman in your life

like you

my wife is very attractive, you hooligan.

>Wife
>Sits on Sup Forums all day
Yea keep telling yourself that pal

he might have had a stroke user

>he has a hot daughter
Who does?

>all day
its the evening. dont assume, you'll look like an idiot.

B-but im a 4yo bald guy, with no wife or kidz.

Am i a winner?

Kevin Smith doesn't look repulsive in this picture. Has he been losing weight?

he has other clothes than those jerseys?

>What did she mean by this?
Well, by dressing like that she looks 30.

>4yo
reported

>be socially awkward nerd who just wants to read comic books and make movies
>forced to constantly be in the spotlight

I think I might do what he does, because it would be so forced and unnatural to make any sort of real expression, so why bother trying?

>be you
>sitting in a pile of shit
>see someone walk past
>he has a little bit of shit on his boot
>feel the need to point it out
>"b-but I bet you're going to point out how completely covered in shit I am"

what?

I hate this guy so much.

BE YOU
SITTING IN A PILE OF SHIT
SEE SOMEONE WALK PAST
HE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF FUCKING SHIT ON HIS BOOT
FEEL THE NEED TO POINT IT OUT
"B-BUT I BET YOU'RE GOING TO POINT OUT HOW COMPLETELY COVERED IN SHIT I AM"

He does it to stretch out his old man face, to stretch out the wrinkles and the crows feet so he doesn't look so fucking old while trying to appeal to a yoof audience with everything he does

She wants to fuck her father

but Im not you. what upsets you doesn't upset me you know.

Post pics of Harley's ass

not wanting harley in your life, she thicc

No it's because he's stoned all the time so he tries to counteract the slant eyes you get when your high, but he opens his eyes too far so it looks unnatural.

Does he have a receding hair line? Why does he always wear those hats?

And why can't he dress like a adult for once?

He actually has a 10/10 hairline (I'm serious look it up) but he has a huge bald spot on the back of his head since forever

Personally I'd rather be in his situation and have a bald spot but with a perfect hairline in the front, literally no one can tell the difference when you're wearing a hat

Nigga you gettin your ass paddled and you still too stupid to realize

that her dad looks really, really young

hivemind

Hey Kevin James? Wheres that gay jersey you wear everyday you fuckin sperg cuck fat gross nerd?

>She wants to fuck her father
So, Bizzaro Trump?

She's a fatass. I guess that's synonymous with thicc.

Kevin Smith is one of those dad's who ostensibly claims to be a "good father" when satisfying his daughter's every desire, even though it's obvious to everyone around him that he's grooming her to be his emotional spouse.

What does Jason Mewes do now? Is he still sober? Been JUSTed at all?

She's 16 and I would fucking SSSSSSMASH

No idea. Just sitting back watching Silent Bob raise his kid I guess.

I'm joking but she does look like him. I used to think Ben Affleck but now I'm leaning towards Jay. She doesn't look much like Kev.

What's going on with that nose? Is her mother a Jew?

>kevin james genetics

would fug

god it's like watching an old friend commit suicide

jesus christ that is one ugly jew fuck

Damn, kevin's looking good.

So is his daughter :D

Well he looks a lot healthier, that's good. Shame I'm not really into his movies he's been making lately.

It means she looks 30+ years old.

I just noticed he's holding his wallet in his hand? Is he not wearing any pants?

Probably rocking a pair of jorts

I WODER WHAT HER ASSHOLE TASTE LIKE?

He's dressed like he's 20 she's dressed like she's 35 and looks like she's 30 they are also holding hands and at a Hollywood primier they are use to old guys with young girls....