You come home and find this in your backyard, what do?
You come home and find this in your backyard, what do?
Ask me, when have I got a daughter?
Call her parents.
>Yell 'Get off my lawn or I shall release the hounds!'
>Watch her grab her pretentious book and run away
>Pet the hounds
>Drink my whiskey in peace
Mow the lawn
Bury the big pieces
I'd make like R Kelly and piss on her.
Demand to know how she got out of her cage.
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Hide indoors like a hostage as not to let my social anxiety make me shit down my leg
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Ask if i can like her soles
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Call the authorities as she is trespassing on my property
Realese the hounds with bees in their mouths
Have my smoke and go back inside, worry that these hallucinations are getting worse.
>Wonder who she is
>Ask her who she is
>Ask her what she's doing here
>Tell her to go home
what did i just read
>go to her
>tell her "I usually don't permit this but I make an exception for you"
>go home
>turn on the water sprinklers
She is beautiful. Invite her to cone in my home and then try to seduce her. Need her in my bed.
Go back to the basement and browse Sup Forums. Open a thread "help there is a girl on my parents lawn, what do?"
secretly jerk off behind tree then cum on her feet and run away
Walk 360 and turn away
Idiot you still would be facing her
walk backwards retard
You mean 180 right?
You turn away 360 then walk
Turn 360 not walk
Fucking newfags also 360 you the same direction fgt
Offer a drink and hope she has daddy issues
if u walk (turn, i assume) 360 and turn away and walk backwards, u would walk towards her, backwards.
Give her a footrub
Just walk away man fucking cancer
360 is a full turn moron
It would make sense when you say you turn 180
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i'd say hey what are you doing here?
tell her to ask op for more pics
what if you want to see your surroundings first before making decicion to walk away after doing 360?
rake leaves
fucking kek'd
I think I know this girl.
First name? Or any source?
nothing. ask her or I can get her a drink or some blankets or a chair. reload my duckkiller with a buckshot and w8 until my pedo neigbour aims an eye on her. shoot his brains out
wrap her in a blanket and bring her inside. It must be freezing out there. Call CPS because parents are terrible. Ask about adopting her and raise her like a princess
tell her to get the fuck out of my backyard
stop and think about how the fuck is it summer out in january
you need to eat all the eggs
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>when the fuck did I get a backyard
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I live in Alaska so she would likely freeze
>call 911
>police and medics get here
>save the girl
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