German guy is doing a party. What time should I show up? It says 9pm on Facebook...

German guy is doing a party. What time should I show up? It says 9pm on Facebook. Do you show up on time at parties in your cunt?

20 minutes late and trash the place.

8:55pm to a true prussian german

9:40pm sounds about right

Do your friends have the tradition of going back to the house or yard of person that had the party to help clean up?

My German friends did this a few times

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There's the saying:
>Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Deutschen Pünktlichkeit.
which roughly means, 5 minutes early is the German's punctuality.

For parties it's not that strict. Arriving within the first hour is probably fine, still, the earlier the better holds.

How is this in other countries anyway? I've heard that it's sometimes even considered impolite to arrive at the appointed time.

don't care about your normie problems

Me and my aussie roommate usually go drunk as fuck 4 hours late and call everyone cunts and leave.

>German guy is doing a party. What time should I show up? It says 9pm on Facebook.

You show up ten minutes early, then wait in front of the door for ten minutes and ring the bell at exactly 9pm.

I'm not even kidding.

t. no social life

8pm for German etiquette

12pm for Montenegrin etiquette

Show up two hours early and start doing blow in the bathroom

Do you have autism?

Come later
Important people always come later

We have a saying a bit like that too.
>If you're on time you're already late
It doesn't really apply to casual meetings tho. After all you're the one missing out the party if you're late.

I thought that was just a stereotype

do you really do that?

>loud crowded environment with a large group of >zero chance of any actual conversation occuring
>socialising
I love the things normies tell themselves to justify the dreary, boring existences they live.

Why is britain filled with so many r0b0ts?

he is fucking with you.
Nobody will come on time to a house party.
Just come an hour later

>be German learning the language of Voltaire
>get invited to a meeting of French-speaking expats in my city
>be the first to show up at the restaurant during the exact time
>host is 20 minutes late
>everyone else comes 15 minutes after that

Giving the host a little gift is common here in Germany, maybe a fine bottle of beer. I am sure he will be very pleased

>Host is 20 minutes late
Looks like you were the one 20 minutes early

Well sometimes we do. When you are invited by you family or good friends you definitely shouldn't be late.
This is seen as extremely rude.

If you're close friends then show up on time, but otherwise wait 30 minutes to not be the first one there.

When It says 9pm it means that autists will arrive at 9:30pm, regular people at 11pm, and hipster boring ass faggots or off limits "Joselito" like people after 12pm. I come with the autists, but people still love me

>language of Voltaire
You mean Montesquieu.

>no socialising at a flat party
t. cunt that has never been to a flat party because nobody invites autists

thanks my Kraut friend. It's a birthday party indeed.

>a single bottle

Better bring a crate.

Go to the lecture 5 minutes early, nobody is there.
Go to the doctor 5 minutes early, it's closed.
Call some government office 5 minutes early, nobody picks up the phone.

>>Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit ist des Deutschen Pünktlichkeit.

what did they mean by this

>12pm for Montenegrin etiquette

aah, 12am I mean ofc

>WELL UR A VIRGIN LOOZER LMAO
like a broken record you sorts are
look forward to reading about it in the papers when your car is wrapped around a telephone pole

Even on an anonymous image board you shouldn't post something this stupid.