Have you ever shit in the shower? accidentally or on purpose

have you ever shit in the shower? accidentally or on purpose.

accidentally, just stopped it down the drain.

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was it hard to stomp it down?

Just did a few days ago. My gf and I ate Tennessee pride hot sausage for breakfast and. Around 3am had the shits. I thought I was finished so I let her go since she Is pregnant. But I still needed to shit so I shit in the shower. Poured peroxide after.

not really, shit is pretty soft.

Once from diarrhea

thanks

...what is this fucking picture

I always take a shit before my shower, then clean my anus in the shower with my left hand. But not an actual log of shit though.

How do you accidentally shit?

food poisoning?

Once took the shower head off and enema'd myself at a friends house. Water jetted out my ass and a huge chunk of shit landed in the shower. Picked it up and plopped it in the toilet.

Wouldnt that be diarrhoea?

i think that still counts as shit

why were you doing an enema

not really sure, just felt like it

i understand. sometimes you just feel like it. they're kinda nice tbh

yeee, cleans you out a bit

i wonder how many shower shitters are on Sup Forums right now

I gape my ass under the bath faucet almost daily I just push it down the drain

the old waffle stomp

Yes but only with mommy in there to help clean up

Yes, one time, i was cleaning my ass at a friend house (cause a date later) and I accidentally put some water in my ass and i shit everywhere... The longest shower of my life

I take the lid off the back of toilets and use the little hose to give my self an enema

deetz brah

>be me
>this past summer was out camping for 4 nights
>have a serious hard time shitting when I can't shower soon thereafter
>hold it in for four days
>can hardly take it any longer
>on the drive home stop at rec center
>if I had to drive another 10 minutes I probably would've literally shit my pants
>pay regular admission just to use the shower
>never been to this place before
>get in private shower room
>expected the room to have a toilet and sink
>nope, just a shower
>fuck it, I'm already here
>a drain's a drain
>let 'er rip
>massive soft dump all over the shower floor
>thought the water would break it up
>nope
>start squishing it down the drain with my foot
>disgusted me right the fuck out
>decide to fill the plastic garbage can with water
>thinking if I dump a massive surge of water it will push the shit down the drain
>nope
>shit river starts flowing across the floor toward the crack under the door
>oh fuck
>finished showering asap
>got dressed and got the fuck outta there
>saw staff member walking toward the showers on my way out
>say "have a great day" to him
>no ragrets

hey, me too. pretty much daily.

you fill your ass with water from the faucet?

on purpose... wait...wat1234?!

Yes, three days ago actually. I was playing Rainbow Six Siege when I felt like I had a huge fart coming, so naturally I let it rip.
But as it turns out the pressing feeling I had on both my colon and my O-ring was in fact diarrhea shit, not gas. I immediately went to the toilet and jumped into the shower, as I thought all of it had already slid out of my asshole and into my underwear. That was not the case, and I had to make a decision: Fumble my way out of the shower and risk shitting all over the floor, or squat and just let it go. There was no way I could hold it for any longer than 5 seconds.
I was not willing to risk the cleanup.

on purpose yeah

the shit that gets talked about on Sup Forums...

Nothing like a nice bowel cleaning ass piss, don't knock it 'til ya try it

sounds like a good way to save money on tp

I'm more interested in the accidental shitting stories...

I run hot water down my ass and use my left hand to gape my butt hole feels cleaner that way

how the fuck do you fill your ass up with water? you must have such a loose ass, because i can barely stick a pencil in my brown starfish

with a small pipe

Where else can we talk about shit like this?

post buttjole

No dont

No. Don't think you want to see my hairy, hemorrhoid riddled assHole. I don't even want to...

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When you try to imitate Trump imitating Serge Kovaleski

just stomp it down the drain

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