Be you

>be you
>walk into daughter's room
>see this
what do

Rape.

Explain that cosent is a social construct.

Switch to Zarya

Kick her dick.

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Lick between her toes while she quotes D.va lines.

Start camwhoring infront of her

"what happened to tf2"

pee on her

Spray her with my hose

laugh because of the eventual nerf incoming

Depends, how old is she?

18

Deus vult

Lick her elbows and caress her knees

Damn, do you know who she is? Would also love to see her feet

>tfw I have a son

If I had to guess, I'd say D.va.

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

Go do your math homework, son.

Tell her that you're proud of her and that'd whatever she decides to do with her life that you will always love her and support her.

Hunt the fucker who screencapped her cosplay for lewd reasons and then establish dominance on him for camwhoring in my d.va suit.

Is he cute? Post pics user.

*yawn* Never mind then.

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>implying it isn't him

dubs confirm this is the correct answer

don't believe that faggot, shes 15

Go do your Sup Forums homework, son.

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Newfag alert

Since that's not my daughter, probably hit on her.

>not turning 720° and walking away

git gud

Now we're getting somewhere...

Yeah sorry, just got out of a feels thread. Daughter just passed from ovarian cancer. She was 22.

Propose a romantic and sexual relationship

Who would pass that up having a daughter that hot

Only if she were 18+ though

Not too late to show her how you feel. Her body is probably still warm.

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Don't be such a square. If you don't get them when they are young, they'll just end up with some asshole grunting on top of them for 5 minutes in the backseat of a car. Is that really how you want your little princess to lose her virginity?

You're right about that, but it's not worth going to prison for a quarter of your life

If you've raised her right, no one will ever know. Daddy's good little girl knows how to keep a secret.

Haha jokes on you my daughter is actually my dad.

Yes please.

Tell that to the 100 pedos that are arrested everyday kek

Holy fuck.
Savage / 10.

Certified daughter here
That's actually really hot.
>inb4 tits or gtfo

Beat her with a hammer like my hero Reinhardt.

What's hot, losing your virginity in the backseat of a car or getting your virginity taken by your daddy?

Nerf this!

Hand her a bowl of eggs. "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do need to eat this".

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kek'd

I'm assuming you were raised right, and I know those tits along with everything else belong to your daddy, and that you're a good girl and would never show them off to total strangers.

Other femanon here, I'm not attracted to my dad but the idea of being a "daddy's girl" and getting fucked by daddy is really hot to me. Like, I wonder if I would still think the same way if it had actually happened

winrar

7zip

>is this easy mode

Only one way to find out...

Maybe not my daddy, but my friends daddy is hot. I saw him in the shower one time. I was so wet.

so you wouldnt mind him plowing your preteen butt?

I tried anal one time and it REALLY hurts. But I'd let him fuck my tight little 18 y/o pussy.

Put on my Roadhog costume, then use my hook to pull her ass over to me and commence the anal devastation.

>Take out costume
>As I cum i say "NERF THIS"

>pic related
>Her reaction when I unzip my pants and whip out the daddy dick...

Tell her we need her to switch to support.

fucking bitch, where's my korean waifu

pull out my big cock, "nerf this you stupid fucking broken piece of shit you dumb fucking whore"

dying to DVa ult in 2017 xD

Explain to her that a 3 tank team is no longer viable in the current meta and ground her for a week so she has time to reflect on her poor team comp choices.

Dubs wills it.

Tell her daddy needs to inspect ber bottom parts to make sure she's keeping up with her hygiene, and that I'm her father and it's my right to do so.

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she's not 8

so all you're gonna do is take a peek or are you gonna snap some pics while you're at it

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Would marry.

>not fucking a hottie just cause of her age

Talk about pleb central

ask her what the fuck is she cosplaying as.
proceed to beat her ass, then rape and kill her.
no daughter of mine will be a fucking slut.

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Newfag detected!!

>top pic
post up in front of her room
>bottom pic
pulls out dick

A lot of people like the idea of incest between other people, but not their own family. I do too, but I find it repulsive thinking about my family like that, but other people its kinda hot.

Just gonna get my fingers a little stinky.

still too old. fuck off.

Wow real edgy there don't you have some homework to do you fucking child?

y-you're not gonna finger her butthole, are you?

Beat the shit out of her for playing a shit game.

underrated post, bois

;)

>copy that

I guess that's true. But part of my fantasy is being fucked as a young girl... like preteen. Since I'm an adult already I don't know if I would've enjoyed it back then since I was a pretty horny girl

33yo don't go to school, neither to college or jobs rofl hahaahahhahaha

Gotta make sure she's wiping front to back and that she's free of colon cancer!

Tell her it's a great costume, and ask her to tell me who she's cosplaying as (I have no idea.) Then I'd ask if there was anything I could do to help her make the outfit any better, drive her to a convention, etc.

Because I'm a good dad, not a goddamned freak.

Its alright. You can be lax with the daughters.

>33 year old posting on Sup Forums

lmao get a life you fucking loser

Sure thing mate

watch you pull your finger out and it's covered in shit

I'm 29 tho and I post on Sup Forums. I am kind of a loser though. Plus I've been here since I was 22 or 23.

I don't give a shit how long you've been here don't talk to me