Tell me what to message this girl on tinder

tell me what to message this girl on tinder
dubs

would you like do inject heroin with me ?

ill get right to it, cup size?

Why can I only find cunts on here? You're one, so surely you can explain what's going on.

gonna be honest I like getting choked to unconciousness you with me?

what are you fucking gay?

Send me a picture of your shit

i can be your jew nazi master

I wish to see your breast

roll for lulz

Im actually gay, sorry

Sister, can you spare me some oats?

Roll

Kek this

I'm looking for a quick fuck, you down

I am your gubernatorial nominee now. Submit fully to your sovereign or face the light of your maker.

winrar

would you like do restore russian empire with me ?

I'm a total ass hat and I want to on your lap sat the dog bark lol woof I see all

"I bet your ass looks like a gerbil trying to wink. I bet it smells like blue cheese mixed with the rind of an aged cheddar. Any truth to that, m'lady?"

Fuck you bitch.

waiting for a reply

Bye

>Hey thar sailor can I slap yer tit?

Don't ignore my oats you rancid swine

If I send you a dick pic, will you spread your butthole for me?

Rollin

Tinder? tryhard

That wasn't dubs you fucking faggot

op disobeyes dubs, op is a major faggot

Sometimes I like to paint my balls yellow and pretend there's a small dog with a funny nose living in my pants.

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Fuck. Way off. Re roll

OP isn't honouring his promise.

Oh wait, I forgot, OP is a faggot.

Roll

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roll roll roll yer boat

Fuck off
Roll

Rolling

Why are some of you cunts still rolling, OP has failed to deliver twice!

Role

/thread op not delivering

Because no one did this

/thread
OP did not delivar

Are you here to fuck or talk? Cause i dont fuck girls.

how do you play dubs lmao im new