Ask a guy that beats up people for a living anything

Ask a guy that beats up people for a living anything

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I'm gonna go ahead and assume you fake af, but if you're not have you ever fucked up one of these, "I have a blackbelt" faggots?

What are your services and rates?

I mostly work for casinos and people that need to give some non paying customers a lesson. Depends on what they want.
Mostly do it because I like it

They can't stop a baseball bat with a black belt

why the hell would you make this thread if you don't gonna share stories.

Did you ask for a story?

no but I didn't ask for you to be a bitch and you're doing that readily enough.

your fave weapon?

Depending of the situation. If it's a simple casino cheater the classic is a hammer to break his fingers but when it's a break in to some random dude my favorite is a baseball bat.
I always carry a gun, just in case

do you work alone ? and stories ?

how many stab wounds can you take before you drop? hell for that matter how many bullets can you punch out of the air?

I only take works that I can do alone, never more than 3 people to beat up.

Not really a lot of stories to tell when all you do is kick down doors and beat people to a pulp.

Although the most dangerous thing that happened to me was when the man that gave me the job was working with the man I was supposed to beat up

ITT: some faggot read a page posted by another faggot on the onion and now wants people to pay attention to him.

Come at me OP I'll shoot you dead you faggot.

I can punch 5 50.cal out of the air before I drop

Whats the solution for ∫∫siny dy dx with (0,4) and (sqrtx,2) integration limits?

It's 3

you are trying too trying hard

When you beat people up, do you also give them a verbal message, if it is requested? Like, "This is what happens to people who don't shut their dog up!"

If the employer ask me to, no point in beating someone up without telling them why though.

Funniest message I delivered was "this'll teach you not to fucking stab another fucking cat, asshole"

They even paid me extra for that

Almost had it dude.

>5 50.cal
> 50. cal
>50
I suppose you're far too young and stupid to realize this but you're talking about a projectile that is roughly 4.2ft across. That's about 1300mm. As opposed to a 9mm handgun.

Have you begun to grasp how stupid you are?

Yes