Remember kiddos, you have to get Kek's approval to masturbate or you'll go insane.
Evens you sleep/homework, odds you fap.
Dubs you sent a pic of your dick. No exceptions.
Remember kiddos, you have to get Kek's approval to masturbate or you'll go insane.
Evens you sleep/homework, odds you fap.
Dubs you sent a pic of your dick. No exceptions.
Thank you Kek. Live a blessed live forevermore.
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may the kek bless me
Rolen
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Hi
Hairy bunghole
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I'm kek himself
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Hail Kek
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Oh lord kek give me the great gift of continuing to watch Vikings, Jarl Borg is about to be blood eagled and I really wanna see this.
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Kek please let me fap I beg you
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okay let's see.
More pics like this for interest please.
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So if I get dubs that means I sent a pic of my dick? To who did I send it to? And why the FUCK are we guessing if people sent dick pics to someone via dubs?
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I'd beat that bitch seven ways to sunday
NAZIS GET THE BOOT
Just finished homework what's good
trips i kill myself
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here's to hoping no cuck from kek
Ayy thanks kek :)
wew lad
I am legally insane. do I go normal if I dont get KEK's approval?
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I shall obey
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Kek em
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Kek what shall I do with my life
Rolling, what shall i do Keku?
Yay I can fap
Please m'lord I wish to touch myself.
Stfu and go to sleep
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lets go
rolleroonie
pls fap
is this approval?
one of those was me, fuckboi
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Show us that Hitler cock.
Sieg.
Fuggit
Rollin thunder
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Please
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Rolling for a joint and then fapping.
Rollerino
im probably gonna masturbate regardless
i need this
neat, here i go
Thanks kek
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pls kek
same
Kek, grant me the ability to remain sane
Kek pls
Roll call bitch boyz
What am I doing?
Kek let me touch my pussy please
Roll for sleep
Kek please
But I just fapped for literally 2 hours straight. Also squirted in my pants. Praise Kek?
>7
*sighs*
*unzips pants*
Okay no but seriously my clit hurts now. No bueno. Please don't bully me or have anything bad happen because I refuse to fap, Kek. Please forgive me, if you're controlling these numbers in this thread.
>thinking kek is of any value
go to sleep kiddo it's way past your bedtime.
>4
THANK YOU
(digits for this post I'm typing right now don't count, I'm taking that 4. Will listen to music and then go to sleep soon.)
>55
KEEEEEEEK
GEEEEOOOORGIIIIII
Kill yourself forever.
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>Kill yourself forever.
You can't prove me wrong, kek is a scrub that exists as a filed concept and nothing more.