Remember kiddos, you have to get Kek's approval to masturbate or you'll go insane

Remember kiddos, you have to get Kek's approval to masturbate or you'll go insane.

Evens you sleep/homework, odds you fap.

Dubs you sent a pic of your dick. No exceptions.

Thank you Kek. Live a blessed live forevermore.

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may the kek bless me

Rolen

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Hi

Hairy bunghole

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hmm

I'm kek himself

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Hail Kek

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Oh lord kek give me the great gift of continuing to watch Vikings, Jarl Borg is about to be blood eagled and I really wanna see this.

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Kek please let me fap I beg you

Ok

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okay let's see.

More pics like this for interest please.

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So if I get dubs that means I sent a pic of my dick? To who did I send it to? And why the FUCK are we guessing if people sent dick pics to someone via dubs?

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I'd beat that bitch seven ways to sunday

NAZIS GET THE BOOT

Just finished homework what's good

trips i kill myself

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ok

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here's to hoping no cuck from kek

Ayy thanks kek :)

wew lad

I am legally insane. do I go normal if I dont get KEK's approval?

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I shall obey

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Kek em

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Kek what shall I do with my life

Rolling, what shall i do Keku?

Yay I can fap

Please m'lord I wish to touch myself.

Stfu and go to sleep

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lets go

rolleroonie

pls fap

is this approval?

one of those was me, fuckboi

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Show us that Hitler cock.

Sieg.

Fuggit

Rollin thunder

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roool

Please

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Rolling for a joint and then fapping.

Rollerino

im probably gonna masturbate regardless

i need this

neat, here i go

Thanks kek

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pls kek

same

Kek, grant me the ability to remain sane

Kek pls

Roll call bitch boyz

What am I doing?

Kek let me touch my pussy please

Roll for sleep

Kek please

But I just fapped for literally 2 hours straight. Also squirted in my pants. Praise Kek?

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*sighs*
*unzips pants*

Okay no but seriously my clit hurts now. No bueno. Please don't bully me or have anything bad happen because I refuse to fap, Kek. Please forgive me, if you're controlling these numbers in this thread.

>thinking kek is of any value
go to sleep kiddo it's way past your bedtime.

>4
THANK YOU

(digits for this post I'm typing right now don't count, I'm taking that 4. Will listen to music and then go to sleep soon.)

>55
KEEEEEEEK

GEEEEOOOORGIIIIII

Kill yourself forever.

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>Kill yourself forever.
You can't prove me wrong, kek is a scrub that exists as a filed concept and nothing more.