YLYL
>greentext edition
i'll start
YLYL
Gavin Reed
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Julian Flores
If you post a your mother will die pic, your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
If you respond to one she will die twice.
Same for will get/ never get gf posts.
Abrahadabra, now it is law.
Nathaniel Sullivan
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Grayson Bell
dont let this die
Ayden Peterson
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Logan Parker
Contributin'.
Aiden Jenkins
I'll just post a custom story
>be 17 year old florida fag
>bored
>decide to do something productive
>want to become an actor
>not bad looking, so why not
>ask some of the friends from the film classes in my high school if they need extra actors for film projects and such
>begin to get desperate
>on the verge of whoring myself out on the internet to fulfill my addiction to seeing my face on the big screen
>friend calls me up one weekend and tells me that he was able to get me a job as an extra for a film he happens to be in
> was able to get the job for me because he happens to be friends with the director
>fuckyes.jpeg
>decide to drive with friend and another buddy to an ice cream shop to rehearse lines
>get to ice cream shop
>notice the 7.5/10 girl at the counter
>I recognize her
>seen her at a few local house parties, nothing too serious
>rehearse lines with friends
>havingagoodtime.exe
>after a bit we need to leave to the film set a little ways away
>decide to get up and pay for a scoop of vallina
>walk up to counter
>order cone
>as I pay I open up my wallet
>in my wallet is a Magnum condom
>I purposefully drop it on the counter
>Shout "whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong" (Its from a scene in it's always sunny in philadelphia)
>girl is mortified
>doesn't know what to say
>she is visibly shaking
>I am visibly alpha and erect
>She hands me the ice cream and I leave
>friends are laughing as I walk out the door
>walk to car door
>can't find keys
>PANIC.mpv
>It dawns on me...
>I locked my keys in the car
>oh fuck
>call my mom in front of everyone there
>ask her to call a locksmith
>wait a few hours in the hot florida sun wearing a suit
>wait for locksmith to unlock car
>pay him
>drive to movie set
>director is upset that I am 3 hours late
>get yelled at
Carter Lee
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Parker Roberts
More.
Luke Young
I lost all of my green text
Levi Flores
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Brody Harris
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Gavin Ward
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William Cooper
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Luke Kelly
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Ayden Clark
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Christopher Myers
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Kevin Cruz
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Brayden Gonzalez
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Michael Taylor
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Hudson Morales
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Ryan Rogers
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Tyler Torres
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Isaiah Moore
classic
Carter Green
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Noah Cruz
Not greentext but should be
Also I have a disgusting capture from fit to fump if anyone is interested
Joshua Evans
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Owen Stewart
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Kayden Moore
kek
Anthony Lopez
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Christopher Perez
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Ayden Brooks
Posting random stuff
Dylan Edwards
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Chase Morgan
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Anthony Diaz
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Adam Edwards
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Cameron Jones
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Robert Phillips
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Joshua Johnson
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Wyatt Jones
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Landon Turner
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Zachary Bennett
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Jeremiah James
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Jace Robinson
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Bentley Brown
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Chase Stewart
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Jeremiah Davis
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Cooper Young
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Mason Diaz
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Brody Smith
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Leo Stewart
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Christopher Fisher
I come for the ylyl but stay for the banana and the pickles
Ian Myers
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Ian Cooper
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Adrian Phillips
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Logan Roberts
Not a green text but watch till the end youtube.com
Alexander Brooks
WHERE WERE YOU FAGGOTS IN THIS.
WHY CAN'T WE HAVE THIS
Alexander Hughes
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Jonathan Torres
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Levi Cooper
2/10 needs more ice cream
Henry Campbell
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Carson Rogers
>Rochester 14614
wtf that's like 10 minutes from where i am
Adam Wright
kekd
Gavin Sanders
Mind blown
Austin Jackson
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Xavier Bennett
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Brayden Davis
Camden Reed
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Owen Russell
bout 5 hrs from me.
Daniel Watson
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James Reyes
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Luis Clark
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Ryan Brown
My friends, my friends,
I promise you...
This.. you don't want to miss.
Julian Nelson
nice repost faggot
William Morales
Weed doesn't do that to you.
Sebastian Robinson
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Ryan Johnson
>laced with MDMA
do you read?
Josiah Hernandez
not only that, but that's not what MDMA does either.
Some straightedge middleschooler probably.
Landon Peterson
Not even weed laced with MDMA would do that to you
Not than anyone would lace weed with MDMA in the first place
Juan Bennett
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David Richardson
Yeah, MDMA is not smokable nor does it produce such effects. MDMA is always sold as a HCL salt, therefor unsmokable. You can freebase MDMA like you would cocaine->crack, but it becomes 1. A liquid 2. Extremely corrosive. Thi is Bullschisse
Connor Ross
fucking pussy
dog got old amd the cunt hand a fucking gun
my dog got ran down and the driver left
i had to take a fucking shovel to the back of my best buddys head
whole road fucking watching
then get told by vet who was called out by one of the motorists that all the dog had was a damaged fucking leg
dont see me crying like a bitch
bitch
Angel Cruz
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Eli Moore
Sorry I'm late, I had to appeel a parking ticket!
Adrian Phillips
I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY TODAY AND I USUALLY COME FROM WORK AND MAKE A YLYL THREAD AND THEN WHENEVER I SEE THIS BANANA I JUST WALK UP TO MY WIFE AND BEAT HER INFRONT OF THE CHILDREN, U AND THAT BANANA ARE THE REASON WHY MY LIFE IS IN SUCH A SHIT STATE, U TELL MY WIFE U ARE THE REASON FOR THE PAIN I BRING HER, YOU ARE THE REASON YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU AND THAT FUCKING BANANA GOD FUCKING FUCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryder Davis
the reason romans are appreciated despite their many flaws is that they were one of the most technologically vital civilizations to ever exist. The vikings were cool and all, but just a bunch of ice niggers if you look at their contributions to the world.
Jayden James
eeeeeh that was 10 miles from me,..... unsettled
Jace Lopez
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Carson Moore
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Owen Brown
People post pictures of that 'cat found' poster of the possum and the cat meat Discordian posters which something go up around Rochester.
Jaxon Kelly
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Asher Ramirez
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Andrew Morris
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Carter Rogers
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Jace Martin
I hope this takes off as new cancer. Atleast is better to look at. Easier on thd eyes.
Joseph Morris
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Gabriel Garcia
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Ryan Hernandez
It already has my friend xDDDDDD
Sebastian Bailey
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Charles Long
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