We're all over the news Sup Forums

We're all over the news Sup Forums
Sup Forums sent out a fake story and the CIA and Mainstream media ran with it
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Holy shit!!!!!

Nobody is buying this shitty bait.

The CIA CNN and BUZZFEED did

Nope.

yall spinning hard as fuck. it's embarassing.

would you feel better if I peed on you?

Sup Forums can't count to ten without someone calling the OP a faggot. You honestly think anyone is buying your bullshit, kid?

"an explosive, yet completely unverified, dossier..."

what a fucking retard, doesnt know how to use commas.

What the fuck is townhall.com anyway?

You don't fuck with three letter agencies

Ask Kennedy

I just wonder what they're going to have to leak to make Trump supporters actually give a shit

That makes no sense idiot

I swear they're going to shut this place down one of these days it's a matter of time

>Sup Forums sent out a fake story
MAN THAT GUY!
WHO CAN STOP HIM?

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Sup Forums went to my school. I knew him b4 he was mainstream. Pretty much an autistic fag that was never good.

I need to know where you make the news, I tried hoaxing everyone that putin has been assassinated, but no one ran with it!

Suit up faggots

Holy shit this would be fucking
G O L D
to see explode

It would be remembered for years

No one wants to help though, what's the best way to get your hoax out thee #newfag

Here I am, still rep'in #findmona

using an old government fossil filled with hatred to your benefit by convincing them your bullshit is legit

>Sup Forums trolls CIA
>Sup Forums tries to take credit

This board is stale and can hardly gather the will to troll an Internet poll.

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Sup Forums didn't do this though.
It was Sup Forums

We have to make this trend.

tru
Sup Forums is full of underage
Sup Forums can actually make things like that happen

Sup Forums made operation chanology happen

the average person is fucking stupid. remember that.

He's saying that even with 1/3 uninformed 14 year old and 1/3 pol misinformation agents you are unable to get even 10 replies before someone calls you out for attempting to spread this pathetic lie. The report predates whatever screengrab pol is trying to spin as their involvement. Grow up and follow the actual news cause this is hella interesting

Just checked it's still there

>the actual news
>we decide whats real

More fake news. Pathetic.

>hella
Stopped reading there

nice try you desperate edgelords
this is what denial looks like

So i should blindly trust Sup Forums instead?

Well i think i got my point across before that. I just wanted to end with a flourish to show my streetcreed.

Yeah the tinfoil hat wearers who think the holocaust was faked are masters of wisdom and truth

if "Sup Forums" did it, i always doubt that Sup Forums did it. we aren't very organized or focused here.

Have you not read how absolutely ridiculous the story is? I'm not saying it was Sup Forums behind it necessarily - but it's definitely a bullshit story.

IT WAS Sup Forums !!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

fag

"Guess we'll have to wait and see if Sup Forums pulled off what is possibly the greatest troll game in internet history."

You mean the greatest troll game in internet history since the last over 9000 times we did that.

Sup Forums can only do this because journalists are retarded as they prove time and time again for falling for this shit.

The only people dumber are the ones who read the news and take it seriously anymore.

Sup Forums plans the shit, then thinks they are trolling when the tell Sup Forums to do it, then shit spirals out from there

everybody bends Sup Forums to their will. It's so fucking easy.

Sup Forums trolled the Cia what's Sup Forums been up to besides being the worst board on Sup Forums?

Seems like shit Trump would do, and most the stuff isn't that ridiculous. The Trump hiring prostitutes to piss on a bed is the worst thing. You didn't read the report, did you?

Sup Forums is Sup Forums's back up/ Sup Forums is mobile infnatry and Sup Forums is he green berets

u idiots are going to kill us all soon. stop fucking with the world, morons!

Dont really have to bend Sup Forums just gotta give.them the right motivation to fuck something up

The story is pretty much undisputable at this point. There is a report and it's been in the hands of FBI and major news outlets for months. The notion that Sup Forums or Sup Forums is blatantly false. The "evidence" screenshots that people throw around are dated at several months after the report was initially received and so can be pretty easily dismissed.

As to whether the report is credible or not i can't say. On one hand the FBI are investigating it and senator mCain trusted the source enough to bring it up. On the other hand it is still as far as i know completely unsubstantiated by any hard evidence.

Pretty much this

Or just win a dubs thread. 1/10 chance. If lose, wait and another chance will arise.

And yeah, the idea has to be good too.

The day Sup Forums trolls legit cause nuclear war is going to rembered as the single greatest moment of Sup Forums

oh no...

You're a special kind of stupid. Remember that when the story is inevitably retracted

The prostitutes would be legal at least. Several other parts of the report indicates behaviour bordering on the treasonous

Kek demands more.

If it's fake or real, doubt it matters. Do real life pols really think they can take down the God Emperor with something like this? It's fucking immune.

No one on Sup Forums likes Sup Forums you're all filthy underage degenerates.

>journalists are retarded as they prove time and time again for falling for this shit
It's true. And it's going to get even worse if colleges stop making algebra a required gen ed course

And you're all floundering for human contact after even the bullies stopped talking to you after highschool

Commas aren't just for lists, you tard.

That is indeed an example of Sup Forums. Completely unrelated to the subject of the news though

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Take the credit we don't want the attention.

Si si oui oui amen amen yes yes it shall be so

fake news site pretending that the dossier is by Sup Forums, duh

that was a different time my son.

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Fuck you faggot we all know /r9k is the worst

Kek wants more.

Well if litterally all of it is provably true then he could be found guilty of treason for conspiring with a foreign power. Even if none of it is true the piss monikers are probably going to stick to him for a while. Just ask pig fucker Cameron. Gonna be interesting to see if he reacts to this at the next press conference

FBI suspected - there's your problem right there. No credible News Agency would speculate on who did it. NOR would they chose the FBI they'd choose the CIA which is chartered with intelligence activities outside the U.S.

Sup Forums hasn't been relevent in seven years

Something doesn't feel right about the whole thing..

I think they're terrified people are losing faith in traditional media sources (which they are)

So a fake report like this gives them a reason to drive home the dangers of "fake news" and start attacking/censoring sites like Sup Forums. Also any other source they can't control, opening them up to being censored, sued etc

Problem, solution. Only the subject changes, not their methods.

Hahahaha are you shitting me the only threads I see are porn threads on Sup Forums

It's okay we still have zer0 chan on zer0 net

>golden showers
>weak stream of proof

the "average" american voted for trump

According to Buzzfeed's official statement, the MSM has no obligation to verify the information they report on, it's up to the viewer if they want to believe it or not (good luck using that one in libel court...)

That's an admission that 1) they're fake news and 2) they don't care, Trump is getting inaugurated in 10 days and they're going to throw everything they can out there in an attempt at sedition.

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that is a correct way of using commas you retard.

your stupid ass didnt even bother to use proper grammar

seriously how did everyone miss this

"We"? What part did you write user?

>Chanology
That was pure cancer.

This sites best hard hitter back in the day was /i/.

>Chanology
>That was pure cancer.

Indeed! That's when the carefags started taking over!

you two probably werent even old enough to be on here when that went down along with haboo hotel raids

nope still fake. The report is from june

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the blackup calls and the swastika by the pool entrance?

Nope don't remember those at all

>along with
Habbo raids started way before February 2008. Nice try though friend.

Wasn't us. Was ebaums world. Heard it from a guy on ytmnd.

Sup Forums has more evidence than buzzfeed.

The only thing refuting Sup Forums's evidence is;

>Nah, nah. That fake story you sent me wasn't the one I sent to the CIA. I sent a real one from someone else earlier.

LOL now THAT brings back memories... we're from Ebaums :P

>The story is pretty much undisputable at this point. There is a report and it's been in the hands of FBI and major news outlets for months. The notion that Sup Forums or Sup Forums is blatantly false. The "evidence" screenshots that people throw around are dated at several months after the report was initially received and so can be pretty easily dismissed.

So dismiss it.

>:P
Time to gb2 Gaia friendo.

There's no thread, m8
It's all over the pol

>/thread

I came here not too long after SA started charging :tenbux ... hung around for a while, got bored, paid :tenbux , got bored came back, got bored trolled Eve Online for a few years, came back, liked the Whose Line threads and vidya rooms for a while, made a Wayne Brady Poo Me Dow meme that made it around for a while, got bored, came back tthis election cycle because I KNEW there would be tons of basement dwelling neckbeards nerdgasming all over the place, wasn't disappointed, starting to get bored again tho