So Sup Forums lets get a green text/story thread about when you found a drunk or passout girl at a party. What happend
So Sup Forums lets get a green text/story thread about when you found a drunk or passout girl at a party. What happend
I protected her through the night against predators. She was my best friend and I knew she would do the same for me.
dont know why i always have to read whats written on them
its like im expecting a haiku or something
and its always just the same: slut, whore, etc...
well, tbh. im a fucked up guy and i have my fair bit of mental problems. I might just be the pred. i would take the chance for nice body though. was she hot? Kappa. god im cancer
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Bumb for stories
When I was 14 I sucked the pussy of an 11yo girl who was the daughter of my mothers friend while she was asleep who had to stay over one night.
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Story's?
none yet unfortunately
I have a drunk/passed out technically date rape story. not pre typed tho, have to write irt
not a proud moment memory but did in fact happen
>was visiting a city not my home province
>met cute slim brunette, some heat
>was with bro I who's house I was crashing
>we hit local bar for drinks
>ran into said chick with her gf
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>the four of us many beers
>drunkinly walking home
>gf said going home
>brunette said going with us
>make it back to house
>buddy crashes in his room
>me and her on my rat nest of blankets on the floor of livingroom
>much saliva exchanged mega makeout
>clothed grinding and kissing for long time
>I am boner
>suddenly she is asleep
>mfw blueballs
I went on vacation with my wife, my buddy and his wife. 3rd night in I carry my buddy up to his room cuz he's out already. After I put him on the bed I went to take a piss before going back to my room. My buddies wife is passed out naked leaning over the tub which is full of vomit. I always had a thing for her. My pants were off before I even really thought about it and I raw dogged her. Afterwards I went back to my room and fucked my wife with my buddies wife's pussy juice still on me. Best vacation ever.
youre doing it wrong
>me thinks she wanted it so...
>takes off her pants
>slides off her panties
>there is a bicycle at our heads
>hangs her panties from pedal
>its like im expecting a haiku or something
nice dubs
But you know what you have to do now, right?
she fell asleep as we all did...wake up in the morning...grab her ass and walk out
Nearly every night my girlfriend takes sleeping pills to helps her sleep. Well the work well. I usually play with her pussy till it's soaking. I LOVE playing with her tits, sometimes in not even a sexual way. Sometimes she rolls on her back with her arms above her head and I'll go to town on sucking them tittys. I once managed to get my cock in her but usually the position is awkward. I still want to get in her mouth though but she always tucks her face away in a pillow.
"doing it wrong" how so?
>had the foresight to apply condom
>enter the dragon and bust way too soon
>too wound up by anticipation but whatever
>drop condom in garbage and snuggle up to her totally naked
>sleep
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>she wakes in the morning to this scene
>has the most repulsive look on her face
>asks if 'we' used a condom
>I fake surprise that she doesn't remember
>wtf girl you came home with me from the bar
>you came to bed with me
>you kissed and groped me for like an hour
>you are offended that we had sex?
>got out of that city and never looked back
>fuck you stupid bitch
Rapes girl, gets angry...
I did nothing wrong. she came home with me and into my bed willingly.
u fucking twat
>Sup Forums
I already stated that I regret it, much remorse. But still, what was she expecting?
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>what was she expecting?
to not be raped?
Never done anything like that before or since. Was a long time ago but still haunts me. A momentary loss of self control. One of the worst things I have ever done.
Too soon..
videos please
You are right. She liked me. We could have dated if I wasn't just passing through that town. I am a colossal jerk.
>Go to party
>Friend of a friend goes
>Dosen't usually drink, drinks
>Shitfaced, passes out on couch
>No problem
>Wakes up...vomits on carpeted floor
>Problem
>Tell friends to take her to bathroom
>Friends come out...laughing
>I get up to check on cunt
>In bathtub, from the waist up
>Fast asleep
>Tell friends to put her on the bed
>They pick her up, shirt slides up
>Oh shit...huge tits flop out
>Call her friend to help her out
>Friend crams tits back in bra
>Throw her on bed
>Let her sleep...later, take her home
I could see how rapes/assaults happen...bitch had no idea what was going on but she passed out in the company of a good dude...apartment owner was cool about the vomit pooled carpet too. So Maggie...wherever you are...nice tits.
This is a true confession.
Not something I would ever disclose to anyone.
Learned from the experience
Would never and have never done again
I date raped. not proud of my actions
Amateur shit of this quality never has a video bro, my heart weeps at all the missed opportunities of fap material it truly does. Hopefully with improving tech we will start to see more of these moments on video, the drunken girl spanking her friend at a party, the nude pillow fights, your sister getting fingerbanged by the fat Chinese chick. All this will be at our viewing pleasure in the coming years and I can't wait.
not to diminish my shame but
is it so wrong to finish what she started?
she came into my bed
she was having 'sex' with me
the fell asleep
I finished what we both mutually started.
I know it's a bit creepy but wtf.
We were in the middle of it when
Go to party. See wasted chick. Hot as hell. She passes out and starts being taken advantage of by a bunch of douchbags. I slit all their throats and watched them bleed to death and laughed. I took her home safely to her family. Now no woman has to worry about being raped by these pathetic excuses for human beings.
>go to university
>high school friend is really trying to get me to pledge frat
>my whole family is alumni and everybody on my track team is in frat; pretty much guaranteed entry
>go to frat party
>last chance to pledge
>frat prez approaches me
>"let me try to convince you to pledge user. follow me"
>follow him into the basement and to this rug hanging against the wall
>behind the rug is a door. it isn't on hinges or anything it is just leaning against the wall covering a hole
>follow him through the hole and down this fucking tunnel completely sure he is going to murder me at any given time
>"my dad helped dig out this tunnel"
>jesus christ his dad is a murderer too
>"that's cool chad"
>"you're dad probably helped dig this out too"
>my dad literally helped dig my tomb
>see some light ahead
>finally come into this dug out room
>in the center of the room is a wooden table with names carved into it
>on top of the table is a girl and this guy is balls deep in her
>two other guys waiting their turn
>"are you ready for your initiation user?"
>panic.exe
>"can I smoke a joe first bro?"
>"haha of course user! just head back through the tunnel and smoke in the basement. we'll be waiting"
>walk through tunnel
>get to basement
>proceed to run out of frat house
The frat had a reputation for date raping bitches at their parties and that was their underground rape chamber. when I left the party the frat had actually somehow managed to get every non-frat member outside the house and locked them out. I also thought about it some more when I got home and the tunnel led right under their pool and my friend told me they have since dug another tunnel into the room
I want to know your story, what happened to you.
Nice greentext newfag
I want to see your sister fingerbanged by a chubby chink. this sounds like an awesome thing. I do agree with your premise.
OK white night sure ya did.
cont.
the names carved into the table were names of passed out/drugged girls they dragged down there
Watched a girl all night cause she was drunk gave her my shirt cause she threw up on hers and years later talked to her and come to find out people thought I was trying to rape her/get wit her...
You give out a rapist vibe to people that says a lot about you user. Kys
> Be me, 23
> Not ugly, 7/10 probably. Tall, Nice face, work out, But still awkward and nerdy.
> At a friends party, Having a pretty good time.
> Struck out a few times.
> Party has dwindled down, I'm crashing there so head to spare bedroom.
> An hour later drunk as fuck hambeast stumbles into room
> Half takes off clothes flops on the bed ontop of the covers,
> At first im like "WHAT THE FUCK RAPE, RAAPPPPEEE"
> She mumbles stuff and is passed well out.
> Flip cover over her
> Pull on shirt and sleep in my clothes on the other side of the bed.
> Next morning wake up,
> Shes there and does the awkward "Did we..."
> Shoot her down fast "No, You stumbled in here like a fucking wilderbeast, took off half your clothes, woke me up and flopped on the bed"
That was about it really
should have got your dick wet, women like to fuck too ya know.
You better have given her the "what the fuck no" telling of, I hate modern day fat chicks making the presumption they are fuckable, lose that confidence Bertha.I blame feminism
White knight located
no answer to my question? opinions.
>this slut sucked my dick
>she wont suck yours but dat puss
>it is free, not clean
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You aspire to be that guy you rainman acting downie
It's not rape if the girl is passed out. sleep = consent in the real world
seriously though. If the bitch is comfortable enough to fall asleep in a strange place around people she doesn't know, she is giving her consent
Any pics? Did you cum in her?
"Not ugly"-tier is 5/10 dude, 7/10 is damn good.
This. You should have reacted in pure disgust.
>2 yrs ago
>me with a friend who is rly drunk and stoned
>i put her on the bed after i carry her and get her naked so she can sleep "comfortable"
>slowly take off her underwear and put it slowly inside her..
>it was so wet.... i just got in even though i am 7.5
>second fastest sex i have ever done
>cum inside her pleasure.jpg
>once i am done she opens her eyes turns to me and ask me if i didnt cum inside her
> i shit bricks
cant tell whats worse... that i almost let her have my kids without telling her or that she was pretending that i raped her...
That is hot. I would have fapped to it if there were any pics of the wives.
The fuck do you mean she pretended that you raped her.
You raped her and she knew.
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>is comfortable to sleep near dad in a strange place
>must also be comfortable to get fucked in the ass by dad
I don't know if I follow your logic, user.
the real question is why did you greentext over like five replies instead of one you cunt
she was fine all that time... just pretending that she was unconcious and i raped her for her own pleasure or fantasies...she even had my carry her while she was awake and probably too lazy to walk
What ever helps you sleep at night doug
K
Good sir
Kind sir
That is rape
i still regret not fucking this girl when she was passed out in my bed. or taking photos. or doing anything.
I don't understand this comic. Is it trying to say that rapists to girls (drug/drunk) are not capable of understanding that they did something wrong so at the end he just hears a 'honk honk'? Instead of him hearing the 3rd part cause his mind is blinding him from the truth.
wish it was... I always wanted to rape a girl but not in the bad way..
>Be 20, collegefag, Fratfag, enjoying myself at a pregame before going out to the bars
>Above average looking guy, short but I occasionally pull some ass
>Always drunk/high/fucked up as it is but parties tend to exacerbate things
>Attempting to get with my friend Jenna
>She's gorgeous
>5'2, Blonde, Petite but hourglass figure
>as of recently has been more flirty and affectionate with me
>She knows i'm about to go study abroad and she has always been very kind to me in general and is very sad I'm about to move away
>She and I decide we're gonna go out together and then meet up with everyone else so that we can blackout together one last time
>before i call the uber, I run upstairs to my room (same apt complex)
>Get to the elevator and a girl is passed the fuck out standing up
>Literally, girl is so drunk she fell asleep standing up in the elevator
>Don't really know what to do, take her to my room and sit her down on the couch and find her ID and phone
>Post a picture of her ID in group messages that our fraternity has with other sororities
>Also say she is in my apartment and that if anyone needs to get in contact with her that they can message or text me personally
>sprint back down to the party to grab jenna as the uber is arriving
>Me and Jenna get in the uber and off we go dt
Cont?
I don't know if this counts, but my sister and I went to the same party. We both drink until we black out. We wake up late afternoon together, naked, under the blanket in a bed, with several of our mutual friends giggling. By the feel of dried bodily fluids, we had sex. We tell ourselves it wasn't with each other and our so-called friends remember us, stupid drunk, stumbling to the same bedroom together. Yes, I know how it reads but we are sticking with the story that we must have both banged other people and our friends dumped us in the bed together as a prank. Neither of us can recall any of the blackout and now neither of us get blackout drunk anymore.
Fuck man you serious. The day Sup Forums went to far.
>rape a girl but not in the bad way..
Rape in a good way? Um... that is like charity in a bad way, obey in a rebellious way, etc. Are you a walking oxymoron?
Nobody cares, not even her. So it's technically rape but it's not like raping a baby or rape and murder, it's not even as bad as groping a stranger. She was mildly inconvenienced, not traumatized. 100 million years goulag for making her a bit miffed? fuck that noise
This legit?? Goddamn
yes cont pls
i mean like i did with my ex.. she was pretending to sleep while i was having sex
That's rape fantasy, not rape. The two are distinctly different. It's like playing a murderer as opposed to actually being one.
>people she doesn't know
>dad
i'll bite
A bitch should always be cautious that she might get raped especially in today's world. falling asleep around strangers is a roll of the dice; she might get lucky or she might get raped. Bitches don't get to pretend like they didn't know bad shit could happen.
Possibility I think it's very serious, the first 3 frames and the 4th one gives some comic relief from how serious to how goofy it went it ,but doug is still a rapist but your point of view makes me wonder if that was the creators intent
If your friends are assholes, don't get blackout drunk with them. That's the moral of the story. If we were actually about to bang in our oblivion, they (as friends) should have stopped it. If we both banged other people, they should have fessed up to the prank by now. Sis and I don't even talk about it, but it's a nagging question.
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Dude it was just sex.
>Me and jenna go out and have a great time
>tequila shots, trashcans, the whole nine yards, we are fucked ass up
>we even see all the friends and most of my boys are cheering for me, since Jenna is clearly way too sexy for me
>We drink til about 3 am before we stumble to a fast food place and are being absolute trashy college kids
>making out in the restaurant, holding hands like a high school fag couple, being way too fucking loud
>we're both teetering on a blackout but hell, i'm having the time of my life with this gorgeous girl and I can tell she wants me
>finally i can't take it, and as we're getting our food served to us, I blurt
"JENNA WE'VE BOTH WANTED THIS ALL NIGHT AND I'M SURE IT'S BEEN LONGER THAN THAT FOR AT LEAST ONE OF US, I'M CALLING AN UBER SO WE CAN GO FUCK"
>the whole place full of drunk shitheads like me, is staring, and my few fraternity brothers who are in there are in hysterics watching me be a complete retard
>Jenna, taken aback, starts laughing hysterically too, but dashes away my insecurities when she grabs my phone, calls the uber herself, and pulls me by my hair to a big kiss
>"I hope your face makes a good chair" she says
>I don't know what raised faster, my heart rate or my cock
>The uber arrives and I'm mere minutes away from smashing this angel
cont?
Different kind of comic from the usual, but relevant, nonetheless.
You're still friends with these assholes then? Since they seemed to have not fessed up it would seem to me that you bothed banged, in that case your friends are assholes.
just tell your story or fucking leave dammit
So because they are filthy, horny animals willing to fuck their own relatives it's their friends who are assholes? lol
I know right? I hate these damn pauses ruins the story
Moooorreeee
>> find drunk girl passed out in booth
>> wake her up
>> buy her a coffee
>> start talking
>> take her to her place
>> go home
no number, no sex but a kiss on the cheek.
Jesus you guys are desperate.
Yes cause they were both extremely intoxicated and maybe OP thought it was some other chick probably.
so to this day none of your friends have told you what happened? seems legit
How intoxicated do you have to be to be able to bang your own sister?