Be me 19yo southamerican fag

>be me 19yo southamerican fag
>cook some of these badboys with a friend
for all of you who don't know what are those they are known as Floripondio (Brugmansia Arborea) and they are used to get high
>anyways
>be in his room drinking the Floripondio tea
>his gf had just arrived and she was to look after us so we didn't get too carried away
>my friend says "user, we should have some more, this isn't affecting me how it should"
>i say patience but he still convinces me
>didn't bitch out
>taste is bloody awful and Floripondio it's also lethal in great amounts
>i had cooked like 12 flowers (recommended dosis on the internet it's like 1 flower each for the first time)
>we're both first timers
>we drink 2 teas each
>what_the_fuck_the_guy_who_sold_us_this_ripped_us_off.jpeg
>actually we stole some flowers from a bush that is like just 2 squares away from my friend's pension

cont.?

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Sit and drink pennyroyal tea..
Natives used the pollen to break fevers. Do a line.

please go on i like drugs and shit

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12 flowers split between two people should do shit. Use plant fiber or seeds. Then you will have a trip, that will wreck you for around 5 days

go on op

also this; Exemple morning glory seeds > flower

More like this?

if op delivers holy shit what a fking cunt

>so there we are
>fuck this isn't doing shit
>start feeling a bit under the weather
>like with a fever
>also feel a bit drunk
>"do you feel that user?"
>"kinda, just wait a lil bit more"
>internet page said 20 minutes
>It has been 40 minutes and nothing
>fuck.jpeg
>and then it started
>i just felt a real fucking fever
>i was burning and i also felt really fucking drunk
>i didn't drink even a drop of fucking beer
>i was sober as a swallot
>let's_get_this_party_started.gif
>friends put blue light bulb
>i put some kabuki theatre music
>then i just start feeling sleepy
>i had trouble seeing so i closed my eyes
>it wasn't like when you're tired, shit was really weird
>i felt like my thoughts were unenveloping
>thought about medieval Japan
>wtf.jpeg
>then friends go out of room for a bit
>i close my eyes and start laughing about the river Nile and how i had mistaken Egypt for Egyptianland
>i could see the world clearly in the back of my eyelids
>friends gf asks me what i was laughing about
>"river Nile"

cont

>>"river Nile"
shit better be than this
contcunt

also;

that's datura m8

Probably takes him a while to write these down, maybe you should have previously prepared them OP

>other friends comes to sleep over
>Pato's (i'll call him like that from now on) room sucks ass, it's like a box of matches, really small and it smells like shit since it has no windows
>walls starts to wobble smoothly
>nothing i can't handle
>suddendly friends gf just goes to her hous
>it was like 2am
>we weren't that high at that point so she said "hey, this room is already pretty full so i'll so you Pato, user and other friend can sleep well"
>what a sweetheart
>then Pato and other friend go to sleep
>other friend is an asshole and takes an entire """bed"""" (it was just a matress on the floor)
>Pato keeps his bed
>i have to fucking sleep with one of them
>fuck it i'll sleep with Pato
>bed sounds really bad
>like it will fall appart in any time
>i squirm like a fucking worm
>realize i can't sleep
>start fucking wandering inside the pension like an intestinal parasite
>sit in a chair by the doorstep
>watch a car that's right outside
>i can see two individuals inside chatting
>freak out
>we are involved in pretty bad shit with Pato so they could be detectives
>try and go to sleep again
>scream "FUCK I CAN'T SLEEP"
>neither of my friends woke up
>i put on the lightbulb
>FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>everything is fucking blue and wobbling and can't get my shit together
>must_focus.jpeg

cont.

tons of this shit around, never knew it could get you high, please continue

You're a special type of stupid

ayy were getting there leggo op

>decide i'll have to go to my house walking since i had no money at all
>in reality i had copper to pay for a bus
>i live in shit town in southland so buses just last until 00am
>it's 3am
>so i had to get my backpack and my shit, but the room is a fucking mess, everything is fucking scattered here and there and with everything around me doing jello like movements it was really hard to think about which of the crap was my crap
>finally get most of my shit
>can't find headphones tho
>i start my journey across the sealand
>there's this awesome quasi full moon
>everything is in yellow
>dogs are barking
>there's an old hag looking at me
>i don't look at her
>i never look at anybody at night when i'm walking the streets
>i felt like fucking shit
>trip was worst than acid, one because of the taste and two because it is actually fucking poison what you're consuming
>try to text my friends some shit just to get my shit together
>Impossible.jpeg
>i walk outside of my college, looking at the moon and start laughing and barking
>i figured it would be better
>go past a communicational facility that was a cemetery for a plague that ocurred one hundred years ago
>i play it cool
>guards are blasting music in the middle of the night
>i do the catholic cross around myslef so i can protect my soul from the bad juju
>holy fucking shit there is a lot of fucking people and dogs everywhere
>what the fucking fuck
>what time is it Pato?
>realize it was almost an hour since i had left the house and i just advanced like 700 metters
>Pato wasn't with me

Continue

the best way to do floripondio is inhaling its vapes when boiling. try that.

Go on

shit is making my fingle tingle
leggo OP!!!!

Fucking go on fag

>"hohohoh i thought i was with my friends! silly me!"
>still wondering why do i see so many people
>try to look at the time but my eyes can't see nothing
>everything is fucking warped mate
>i just reach the coast
>try to take a picture of the moon
>can't get my shit together even for that
>and then i start smelling the sea
>have you ever smelled the sea?
>at the middle of the night it reeks of dead fish and lost hopes
>this times is even stronger
>i feel really sad
>FUCK WHY IS THERE SO MANY PEOPLE
>realize i've been confusing shadows, stones and trees for people since my eyes are fucked up
>"howdy, i'm a fool, i'm making a fool of myself"
>and then i fucking see it
>my hallucinations had just jumped the shark
>literally see the rotting corpse of a big white shark being devoured by the seabirds
>holy fucking shit that's not a shark! that's a human corpse!
>no, wait, IT IS a shark, but there are no white shark this far away south, waters are too cold
>still, there is a big white shark there invading the ambient with the foul smell of death
>i wanna take a picture
>can't figure out how the fuck do i take a picture
>fuck, if this is real it WILL appear in the news
>keep walking and still seing people
>now they're waving at me, talking with me and cheering me
>i fall under the spell
>start talking to them while walking
>i can't remember what the fuck did i say, but i'm almost sure i did see some real people
>i go to pee
>see dead shark head
>HOLY FUCK THAT'S NOT A SHARK HEAD
>That's a human head! oh wait no those eyes are too big
>fuck it looks scary
>stare at it for a while
>then i walk away

cont

this sounds like when you take WAY too many dramamine

Please cont
Also that sounds awesome i need to get my hands in some floripondio

kek

LEGGO
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thats it?...

You should have stayed at pato's house

>think of calling the cops to inform them about the dead white shark on the beach
>everything looks yellow
>"Dude i'm really fucked up do you have some water?"
>turn around to take the water bottle from Pato
>there's nobody
>holy shit
>i'm literally the only man on earth who understands myself
>i'm alone
>alone i'll walk this night time path
>start feeling really macho but really depressed at the same time
>sadjoy.jpeg
>blackout while walking
>suddendly i'm at bus stop
>buses are coming and going
>i made it
>now i just have to wait
>making a real effort i can read the numbers on my celphone
>it's 5 am
>i'm surrounded by marines
>one of their facilities is behind of me
>"come on you fucking bus come here i wanna go home and sleep on my bed"
>felt really tired
>start talking with Jose and his gf
>Jose is a college classmate
>really cool guy
>we talk about shit
>tell jokes
>he tells me to go to him
>i go to tackle him

cont

>realize he isn't there
>the face of the marine who was behind of me when he saw everything
>i sit again
>and then again the same shit, Jose appears and tells me a really funny joke
>the only thing is that the marine isn't there anymore
>my only anchor to reality was lost in that moment
>get up but realize i'm just looking at a lightpost, not my friend
>say to myself "user, this is rough but we can make it work it out!"
>stay optimistic
>then feel something in my head
>fuck a spiderweb
>jump sideways
>then step back
>get scared again by the same web
>the only problem was that it wasn't a web nor a spiders nest, it was a plastic bag hanging from the ceiling
>3rdworldcountry.jpeg
>and then something horrible happened
>a spider fell from the bus stop's ceiling
>it was dead or so it seemed
>from her butt another big fucking spider comes out
>mfw
>run away
>then i go and get on all fours looking for the spider
>it has to be around
>i can't sit knowing there is a spider near
>i have to kill that bitch before it kills me
>"Jose dude, Pato, come here, did you see that?"
>FUCK
>can't see for shit with the yellow light all i see in the floor are lines and dots
>no spider
>no bus either
>what do

cont

cont

Keep going

Nigger thats datura.

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>i'll walk a little bit more so i won't be cold and i also can kill some time
>youtube.com/watch?v=UbFS8Fet0MI
>well, it wasn't that song but i'm almost sure i was humming something
>see a kiosc that's sideways of the road
>remember the grill who works there
>damn son i wanna watch some porn
>no, i can't, have to move or else i'll get mugged or worse
>3rdworldcountry server user logic
>don't remember much more
>i just know that then morning came and i was waiting the bus at the square
>i kept talking to myself like i was surrounded with people while i was walking
>when i went to the square, it was pretty full for a monday at 6 o clock
>oh yeah, i could handle myself to make sense of numbers
>am i going down?
>good, i was getting tired

cont

Continue

Go on

You know the shit gets real when you see a dead white-human shark, i bet that was actually a squid (Spanish PD: te fuiste en la vola con el floripondio hmno xd)

This story kinda explains why the flowers in OPs pic are dancing around in "Fantasia", which was made when everything was legal

Someone please screencap this

these flowers arent illegal, neither is ingesting them

>ride the bus half asleep
>keep hearing voices of all directions at the same time
>felt like i was on the market
>floating above the people while sleeping
>snap out of it just so i can get down of the bus
>get out at my stop
>fuck yeah i made it
>plus i'm not that high so i can totally sleep
>yeah_right.jpeg
>this is where the fun part starts
>i couldn't see shit
>everything was fucking blurry and in slow mo
>but my body walked really quick
>my legs would walk on its own
>i felt like i was being pushed by my own fucking legs
>tried to stop them but it wouldn't work
>then i was just at the front door of my apartment where i live with little sister and mum
>my aunt is also staying at my house for like 2 days more
>it's 7am
>my mum is going out to work at that time
>and then i start seeing them
>it wasn't people this time
>i saw a fungus a weird fucking grey fungus growing on everything
>it was even on the metal knob of my door
>in my keys
>in my clothes
>every fucking thing had the halo of the grey hairs growing around it
>i thought they were toxic and i didn't even wanna touch them
>but i had
>how would i go inside my house if i didn't?
>put the keys on the lock and then i feel my hand shaking and something coming out of the knobhole
>it was the grey fungi coming out like an explosion
>i laugh really loud
>walls are wobbling so bad around me
>i say "PATO HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FUN"
>"he's no here cunt"
>mfw i hear my own voice

cont

>I took some edibles and thought I wasn't high
>then suddenly it turned out I completely fucked up
>holy shit reality doesn't exist and I fell off a building
>some fuck call 999 please

There, I saved everyone else the rest of the story

wasn't saying they are, or were, just that the animators were tripping balls when they made "Fantasia". Didn't know anything about the flowers, just recognized them is all.

Hurry up you take forever to post

fuck off cunt

...

llllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeegoooooooooooooooooooo

lel i would really like it if had been that way

>anyways
>go inside house laughing and trying to talk to Pato again
>my mum is there
>try and say hello but instead i tell her about the door handle exploding with fungi
>i also tell her that everything in the city is covered in this fungi
>my theory is that these are not fungus, they are indeed ashes
>the city has been ravaged by fire in the late time
>3rdworldcountries.jpeg
>so i think everything is covered in the grey thing because of the fires
>mum just gives me this confused look
>i then laugh and proceed to my room
>everyting is nasty
>everything is covered in the gray stuff
>have to dust off with my bare hands most of my room
>dusting off gets me fucking hungry
>try to eat something
>nope
>want to take a shit instead
>try with all of my force to take a shit
>i can't fucking take a proper shit
>some white thin long things start to coming out
>then a really terrible itch starts ravaging my asshole like the fires ravaged my city
>my asshole is itching so fucking badly
>it's fucking horrible
>start thinking i have intestinal worms
>holy shit why me fuck
>start reading about how can i get rid of the worm
>nothing is really conclusive
>decide to force it out
>i know beforehand that these worms go out to take a breath and that the head is attached by teeth to the walls of the rectum
>holy fuck
>hulk hogan my ass off
>i the green hulk my ass off
>i can't take the worm out
>most of the tail has come out
>come on
>get really red and start getting really worked up about it

cont

Good thread so far, user. Actually got fucking high. Lot of bullshit stories from retards who never been high as fuck. I been like this before.

They're called moonflower in the states, right? Had a plant growing in the backyard before ex-gfs dogs destroyed them. Still have dried seeds tho

For me, my friend's walls were rotating and his acne was moving across his face. i also lost track of time and every 30s id stand up, walk a circle and ask what time and day it was

Those flowers grow all over the place here. I remember trying them one time but didn't do shit.

cooked as right now, body's doing the numb thing
just waiting for op to continue

>keep forcing my asshole
>i have my cellphone in my hand
>it slipped and got thrown against the tub because i was doing a tremendous force
>phone gets even more fucked up than before
>now i really can't see shit
>try to "fix it"
>now it's readable
>i had to go out with my gf at like 2pm
>it's now 8am
>we start chatting in whatsapp
>my asshole really itches
>i'm scratching it really roughly
>inside out
>getting really desperate because of the worm
>i was kinda scared
>since i couldn't see shit in the phone i got really confused
>i could not chat properly with qt3.14
>that was the moment where the hallucinations came back at full force
>i went to take a shower
>i see my classmates at the window of my bathroom looking at me naked
>they were all guys so i flipped them off and mock them
>scream things like "do you like what you see you fucking homos?" then do the helicopter dick
>but i HAD to keep scratching my asshole
>now it was really burning up
>then see grill from my class sitting down on the tub's floor
>i sit too
>warm water in my asshole
>feelsgoodman.jpeg
>we start talking
>idk what
>she kept looking at my dick
>mfw my dick was shrimp sized and it was really cold

Bro imo this is the perfect shit to rob a bank with, I assume all this 3rd world referencing is to columbia where this shit grows in front of fucking schools and shit. I took 3 seeds from the datura and couldnt imagine how fucking paranoid id be from what you took. Seems your trip was fairly dissoactive. Godspeed OP, hope you didnt fuck anything up too much

Had so many heavy trips. Never took this flower but used to sell acid and mushrooms. I got lost one time walking back and forth between 3 blocks for at least hour because it goes 10, 10b, 10a, 11 st. Literally took me an hour to figure out which direction I was going. So many other times shit like that happened to me. Just to high to even figure out what happen. Have sex on 1/4 oz of mushrooms and can't tell which parts are me and which are gf. Can't get out of her pussy. Can't tell if it feels good or not. Can't tell if she's talking to me, moaning or if I am just thinking sounds in my own head. Fuck for hours until finally we come down enough to orgasm. My knees and scraped to the bone and her back is scraped raw. We realize we are on the roof of a building and we're fucking on gravel. Gravel roof. Good times. She had a huge permanent scar right where girls usually get a tramp stamp. Gets a tattoo to cover it up LOL. So many fucked up times. Hope user finishes his story, though. This one's good.

so is this that scopolamine plant/drug that Vice did a thing on a while ago?

Yeah my dealer brought some to me once and I gave it to all my mushroom clients. They were sitting on the ground in a Mac's parking lot picking up shit off the ground that wasn't there and putting it in their pockets. My dealer went home and let people in and out of his apartment all night that weren't there. One guy kept wandering into traffic so we had to tie him to a pole and he couldn't even figure out how to untie a knot. Cops eventually came and rounded most of them up. Must have been an interesting night in the drunk tank. I didn't take any. Turns out the shit was growing in a botanical garden downtown for anyone to grab it. Just that no one knew what it was.

Keep going you faggot and hurry up

One guy thought he got bit by a snake (no snakes live in that city) and ended up hospitalized in psych because he asked someone to call him an ambulance for a snake bite.

>shrimp sized dick makes me laugh
>burning asshole makes me wanna cry
>idk what to do
>go out of shower
>start putting a lot of different lotions in my ass
>nothing fucking works
>GOD HAS FORSAKEN ME
>i literally start screaming against good and hitting the walls
>why me
>why my asshole
>get a response from qt3.14
>she loves me
>awww- FUCK MY ASSHOLE HURTS SOMEBODY HELP ME
>Pato asks for a smoking paper so he can set up the joint
>i give him one from my wooden box while scratching my ass
>"Pato i don't want to have a tapeworm in my insides, it's scary"
>"you can totally work it out man"
>"do you think so?"
>"yeah man"
>i laugh and try to give him a hug
>realize he isn't there and i'm trying to hug a chair that has my pants hanging
>sitting on my desk is a gay fatfuck who always gives me the eyes
>shivers.jpg
>go to bathroom
>ROUND 2...
>FIGHT!
>user forces his asshole... It missed
>Tapeworm uses "Nitrocharge"... It was super effective!
>FUUUUUUCK
>I FUCKING SHIT FUCK FUCK IN GOD THE FUCKING WHORE WHO FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU JESUS I FUCKING HATE YOU
>i force my asshole so much
>i'm not even sitting on the toilet anymore
>i'm squatting at a corner of the bathroom
>trying to kill the worm
>SHIT this doesn't work

pic related, the size of my asshole after forcing it so much

this in the us or...? I want to get my hands on some, for reasons. Central texas, wondering if it'll grow around here.

Hurry up

It seems to grow pretty much anywhere warm. I wouldn't recommend trying it. We had pretty much no idea what it was except you could get high. Lots of deaths associated with it. Nearly impossible to properly measure a dose. What I did was really irresponsible and I feel like a dummy. My friends were lucky.

>>they were all guys so i flipped them off and mock them
>>scream things like "do you like what you see you fucking homos?" then do the helicopter dick
FKING LOST IT

>go to bedroom
>say fuck it i'll go to the doctor tomorrow
>i'm gonna take some sleeping pills
>start searching the house for sleeping pills
>i know some of them but i end up taking one of every fucking pill
>my advisor told me there was one kind of pill that my mum hated since it made her sleep so heavily she forgot to go to work
>i ask my advisor what pill is it
>he points to the insides of a transparent green jar
>i take out the pills
>shove three in my mouth
>fuck why is everything covered in this grey shit
>it was like 10pm and i was still tripping balls
>i felt shitty because of my burning asshole
>i try to walk to my room but something catches up my attention
>there's a bug on the wall
>it's a fakebee and it's being trapped by the green fungus
>i'll take you out of your misery, everything that gets consumed by the fungi dies miserably and really slowly
>give her a kick
>then i try to lay down on the bed
>It's useless my asshole still itches
>this pain is unforgiving
>fucking worm fuck you i want you out
>ROUND 3
>same results
>start a dossier on "How to kill tapeworm"

cont

>this thread

See, this is why I only drink. Worst thing that happens with alcohol is, you have too much, puke on yourself, maybe start a fight or screw somebody less than attractive. With hallucinogens, you can start scratching imaginary tapeworms out of your ass, teleport, turn inside out, astral project, and have entire conversations with people who don't exist while looking like a complete lunatic. Overall, I'd probably prefer concrete fuckups over abstract druggie nightmares, thx

This just keeps getting better and better

That's only plants like that which cause straight delerium. Even acid won't send you on trips like that unless you eat like a whole sheet.

Most real drugs are way better than alcohol with less shitty consequences (aside from dependence)

Like alcohol abusing is not the smartest thing you can do, BUT it surely is a memorizing experience/
Low dosage could make you have the best trip of your life, high dose can literally fuck you up.

Come one you faggot keep going

>read in this argentinian site
>"you have to dildo it out"
>kek
>ain't gonna do that shit
>that's for fags
>this has to be a joke
>keep searching bullshit
>there is nothing else in the entire internet
>so i kept texting my gf the whole time
>she didn't knew i was tripping balls and i couldn't even see the telephone screen
>in fact, some of the pages i visited to kill the tapeworm i abandoned them because the color in the back wouldn't lemme read
>see a Fantano review of some shit
>spend the entire review looking at some green line in one of the borders
>obviously while scratching my poor asshole
>the thing is i was texting my gf and couldn't read what i sent
>i started thinking there was someone else with us in the chat
>somebody hacked my whatsapp account and i have a tapeworm in my asshole
>holy shit this is a shitty day
>start fighting in chat with the rich guy who's inviting my girl to his house while using my account
>can't handle the conversation since my screen is all fucked up
>try to call gf
>she doesn't answer
>realize then the guy in my wsp account is friend of mine who i have a page with
>he's just trolling me
>kek
>what a fucking faggot
>he literally modifies my entire wsp account
>links contacts with their WoW acount
>how?
>idk
>i just went to my room and he was there
>i said "Hey dude how are you? Why do you want to fuck up my relationship with my qt3.14?"
>he didn't respond
>he was writing in html in chrome and somehow that was modifying my account while also saying random bullshit to my grill
>i said "hey i have a tapeworm in my asshole and i don't know how to take it out"
>i go hit Pato in the back because his taking to much time to roll the joint
>mfw he was still a chair

THIS IS THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE READ TODAY.

>go to hit pato
>mfw he was still a chair
Fucking gold keep it up

Thats why Datura fking scares me.
One minute a human, next a chair and in the same instance you forget that it was a chair and still treat it like a human
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
Keep it on op

Datura is really bad stuff. The trip is not fun and you can't tell what is real and what isn't. It can also cause you to bleed out of your asshole.

There is an old datura rhyme: "Can't see cant spit; can't pee can't shit"

Diablo pero este muchacho se volvio loco jaja

keep going OP im fucking crying

don't let the thread 404 i know i'm slow but this was just yesterday and i still have to get things straight in my mind

>try to close the other wsp session at distance because girlfriend is getting pissed
>she sends me messages and i respond cryptic shit since i can't read for shit
>my eyes are really fucked up at this point
>in the wsp options there was nothing that could help me
>in fact it was asking me to state the class i wanted my character to have
>you know Paladin, Rogue, Warlock, Warrior, Mage, etc.
>what.jpeg
>i wanna close the wsp session of this little faggot so i can talk to my grill
>i also wanna take the worm out of my intestines so i can go out with gf without feeling like shit
>good god it didn't end up happening, that shit, going out, do you imagine the consequences of doing it in that state? DO YOU?
>suddendly i have a lot of girls in my celphone and i can talk to whoever i want
>some girl texts me first
>"hey user i have a job for you and your friends"
>"what is it?"
>"it's a 11v11"
>"weapon?"
>"it's the 22 of March"
>try to call my gf to set things straight, to tell him the awful things my account sent her was another man's words
>can't connect with her
>plus the buttons start dancing all around the phone, they change meanings and words over them and sometimes wouldn't even let me touch them

cont

BUMPERINO

Bump

i hate my life

>bumpadoo

never gonna let u 404kek

i was 3 days schyzophrenic on that shit its not even fun

OBumpA

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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuclk
how much did u take?

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>i somehow end up calling my mum by accident
>she had sent me some messages before, but i couldn't read them
>it was something like "user, you have to pay your college fee in March"
>and i responded "Weapon?"
>so
>i called her and told her i had made a mistake, but then i remembered i had a giant centipede-like worm sitting tight in my asshole
>"mum i need you to ask you for three things... well the first" -i was gonna say i need a new pc, why? idk- "forget the first, the second thing i need is a doctor appointment because i have a worm in my asshole"
>"user, what?"
>"As you heard mum, i have a tapeworm"
>"Ok i'm gonna make the appointment right away"
>"Thanks Mum and don't forget the cream for the fungi"
>yes, i could still see the fungi
>they were everywhere
>fuck my asshole itches
>stop talking to gf for a while
>concentrate in getting the worm out
>put myself in all kinds of positions while trying to reach the tapeworm with my fingers
>i was fingering my asshole
>walking round the house seminaked trying to take the tapeworm out
>it wouldn't fucking come out
>then my girlfriend calls me
>i say to her while walking to my room that the admins of my page were using my wsp to troll people
>guy who's using my notebook and it's also the troll tells me he's gonna give me all these girls numbers and that's why he hacked my wsp in the first place
>it was a christmas gift
>i call Pato to come and look at the chair but chair is only chair now
>i ask the gay fat fuck where is Pato
>"idk"
>look again at the adminbro but he's nowhere
>i have adapted to the wobbly realm
>to the fact that everything is covered in gray
>to death
>but i have not accepted nor adapted
>the giant worm in my asshole
>i tried doing an enema with suerum
>malenurse gave the suerum a while ago so i could clean a wound i got in a fight
>anyways
>ROUND X at this point doesn't matter
>worm won't come out
>mfw

Came in late but this is somewhat entertaining.

Bunp

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no 404

Continue pls

Bump

Call it datura.
I've been with people using it, One chatting up a letter box, one trying to play cd's in the micro wave, one playing GTA on PS2 with a blank tv and no PS2, and one on the roof, No idea how he got up, there was no ladder or anything.

"no lol dildos r for fags"
literally fingers his asshole
KEEP
THAT
SHIT
COMING
OP

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>"so this is it, huh?"
>"so i have to take away my pride as a man and take it up the ass for the greater good"
>that's what i told Pato he laughed
>i asked him to look for something dildolike so i could get the worm out of my fucking asshole
>he opens one drawer and i open the other one
>i found a big marker i used to fuck my neighbor's wall up
>ain't a nigger tho
>kinda hooligan punk type of person
>anyways
>Pato says "And that is going up your ass? It's really big and it will hurt like a bitch"
>i respond "Mate, it's the only i'll end this. I have to go to my gf, i need to feel her tits on my face without having to scratch my ass every ten seconds"
>Pato said "I agree"
>I said farewell
>I didn't tried to hug him, since i knew he was a chair
>"Thank you forever Chair Pato-san, i'll never forget how you helped me! Sayonara, Chair Pato-san!~"
>I came sweating into the bathroom
>I knew this was the final battle against the fearsome feces eater
>There he was, Milo the gayfatfuck was looking at me from the door, behind of him there were many
>the gayfatfuck said "We came here to aid you to take it like a man and get rid once and for all of the devil worm"
>"Thank you faggot-san, but you're still a homo and i know you're watching this for your own pleasure"
>"Yeah, but i will still cheer"
>well in the moment it wasn't like an anime, but there were people cheering at me

cont.

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