What's the gayest you ever gayed, Sup Forums?

What's the gayest you ever gayed, Sup Forums?

I am currently in a relationship with four males, and I got them all to gang up on me multiple times by now.

Male friend gave me my first bj the summer before starting highschool.

i bought curtains that matched my bed sheets
that matched my area rug

Let my friend suck my dick while I was black out drunk. Not something I actually want, I'm just in a dark place and don't give a shit about what happens to me anymore.

craigslist gay blow jobs like 5 of them so far

Have coked up sex with my gay best mate once a month or so... so that's how gay I gay.

>black out drunk
>still remembers friend sucking dick

I was filled in the next day you fuck

This is. Which- currently going strong

Gave a handy to an old man in a public restroom.

Friend jerked me off 2-3 times a night, every weekend for a year or so. Guess that's kind of gay, huh?

threesome with my ex and a dom guy we met online. we both sucked his dick, he made me lick her ass hole and his balls while they fucked and he fucked my ass while I ate her pussy. When he came it was on her body and he had me lick it up

Green text? How did you initiate it

Lost my anal virginity in a sling at a sex club. Got fucked by the whole building, I think.

kissed my best friend while his gf was watching, she thought it was hilarious because my friend thought i was her kek

fucked a dude. so yeah, pretty gay.

Watched boku no pico with my little brother

Dressed up as a girl, hair, make up, every thing and let a big hunky guy fuck me three times. Was amazing sex

I find Geralt of Rivia from the Witcher 3 oddly attractive

I enjoy the assigned male comics

Hey look, its a couple of faggots carrying faggots.

made out with cousins a few times at babysitter. also played truth or dare mutiple times which resulted in us sucking cocks and kissing under the bed.

Im gay for geralt of rivia

Dont explain the joke retard

>Mentally retardedand

like posting pics of self in feminine poses and hopefully get male attention

Also me

Used to fuck my neighbor in the ass when we were both around 15. He would suck my dick almost every day as well.

That comic makes me want to kill myself from cringing so hard

I bought myself a miata

got molested by my cousin when i was 9 at a sleep over (he was 18) and i ended up liking it turned into his bitch and would suck his dick now and then 4 years later i was 13 he was 22 he moved out of my aunts and would invite me over to stay the night and fuck my brains out ama

>Got fucked by the whole building, I think.
Calling bullshit, the windows would have popped and serrated your colon, you lying fuck.

I have crossdressed, gone and sucked tons of cock at the adult arcade, whored myself out on CL, and now trying to get this fem fuccboi to have sex with me

details

My asshole is rectilinear. It's genetic.

>genetic
More like geometric, amirite?

Fucked a guy in the woods, Fucked a guy in a hotel swimming pool, fucked a fat woman in her parents room(Not gay, but the one I regret most)

went over to my aunts for the weekend got there friday afterschool play vidya with cousins for the rest of the day hes gay but shy and was just coming out so he was getting a lot of shit from the whole family since i was kid i didnt know shit about gay hate so i felt bad for him, it gets late and i head to the boys room and crash in one of the beds i wake up in the middle of the night and cousin is bigspooning me and groping me i play dumb and act like im asleep and try to nudge him away (like hell that was gonna work) he puts his hands down my pants and starts playing with my junk i get hard and start feeling good can hear my heart trying to pound out of my chest and can feel his hard dick poking my butt and i get the feeling i gotta pee just as im about to come push him away run out of bed into the bathroom and take a really long orgasmic piss cont.

trips of faggtry

how does one organise this? where do you meet them?

asking for a friend

youre a hottie

Not that guy, but you either respond to a Craigslist ad of some dude that wants a blowjob, or you post one asking to give blowjobs and get responses. Then after a SHITLOAD of e-mails back and forth (or only one or two, if the guy is cool), you meet (your place or his depending on both party's preferences) and you do the deed.

Really, if blowjobs is all you're into, it's much easier to just go to the porno store arcade and suck dicks (or get sucked) through the glory holes.

my friend just wants to try sucky sucky or get sucked

here
The guys right. Glory holes are where it's at if you just want to suck cocks. $10 for all you can suck

Again, porno store arcade glory holes are the way to go for a fuckload of oral, for sucking or for getting sucked. It's anonymous and reasonably safe as you're in a locked cubicle by yourself. Google glory hole etiquette before going.

my roomate and I give eachother blowjobs sometimes when we're single and drunk. I'm gay, he's not. I was really scared that it was going to make stuff too weird, he's a really good friend and roommate and all, but... you know, straight guys get freaked out by stuff sometimes.

but he's so cool about it. it's not even a secret, he usually ends up mentioning it to girls he's with. he's probably a little bit bi, but I (and his old friends with benefits from highschool) are the only two guys hes ever done it with.

I thought it would just be a one-time "I can't believe how drunk I got last night" thing that we never talked about - and instead it's like an almost normal thing.

I'm incredibly lucky. Feels weird.

09C048B

Prepare yourself for gayness

im taking the longest piss of my life nearly breaking my dick in the process trying to keep the stream in the bowl while staying hard, after a bit cousin comes into the bathroom and locks the door starts telling me a bunch of stuff i cant hear because im lost in confusion and can feel my heart trying to come up my throat, i more or less understood that he was saying he was sorry and that i cant tell anyone and that hell never do it again, i dont really get it but i say ok and tel him i want to go back to bed, next morning i wake up feeling fine and cousin isnt in bed anymore he avoids me for the rest of the day and when night comes says hes getting sick so i shouldnt sleep in the same room so they make me sleep on the couch like a bum,that night i stay up late thinking over everything that happened and start to try and fap i get horny but i cant get that same sensation i get up and sneak around th house and into the boys room crawl into gay cousins bed and he notices
>"wtf are you doing user?"
>i wanna do that thing again
>"are you serious? if someone finds out i can go to jail "
> i wont tell anyone
he doesnt seem convinced and tries to ignore me i then take my pants off under the sheets and start rubbing up against him while i play with my dick after a bit he gives in and starts fapping me, he pulls his shorts down and rubs his dick against my butt,i run to the bathroom a few times to take a piss thinking it was me "cumming" and run back all giddy for more i edge like that for about 30 min and the last time he tells me to just let it out i cum while rubs all over me from behind and he tells me to play with his dick for a while cont.

Have you actually fucked him or he fucked you?
Also, I bet it's pretty cool satifying your sex drive without being in a relationship.
I'm guessing he has a nice dick?

Been to a bathhouse during cumunion and got fucked by this awesome black stud while doing poppers. Honestly I like pussy better but I'm kinda weird and not great looking so I indulge my laziness with the easiest kind of sex in the world.

Qt

Stuck objects up my ass while imagining getting fucked by a "daddy".

I have this gay fantasy, but I don't think I'd ever actually act on it.

Sucked a dick to impress my dad

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When I was 6-8 or someth i slept at my friends house, we built a tiny tent out of our blankets and his mom came in while we were rubbing our penises together.

He came back after a talk with his mom and we never spoke about it again.

Fast forward 3-4 years forward, I'm at my other friends house for a sleep over. He starts tickling my pickle and sucks me off. It's then my turn, his pole is huge. Can barely fit it. We take turns trying to bang eachothers asses, I'm pretty sure he cum on my ass cause it got real sticky.

We never talked about it again. Haven't seen them since. Last guy killed his ex-gf with a knife and is now in jail.

I love the pussy today.

Finding a guy to have sex with is the easiest kind of sex there is. There's no limit at all

continued
after that we would do the same stuff every time we went to visit and it started getting better from that point, he sucked me off one night and i pretty much slept with my head between his legs making out with his dick it progressed into hotter stuff he told me to wash my butt really well one night and he licked it a bit and then toyed with it until i could take the tip of a finger i told him it hurt so we just did other stuff for a while some nights i would get really horny and practice prodding and poking my ass until i could fit my middle finger after a while he would finger me while jerking me off and he started teaching me about prostate and stuff we never got caught because i would badmouth him when i was around my parents but after a while everyone started kind of accepting him and we fucked around like that for a few years then he moved out after an argument he had with his family and would invite me over to his place with the excuse of having "cool videogames" at his place we would shower together and he would lube me up and try to fuck my ass it never felt good in the beginning but after a while he stretched me out enough for it to not hurt at all by the time i was 15 i really wanted to move in with him and i was pretty much over at his place every weekend since he was shy he never had anyone else over and he seemed pretty satisfied being able to fuck me all weekend and then he moved away because he got a job in another state that payed really well. i was 16 and got really depressed since i had nobody else we still talk and all but it wasnt the same after a while i got over it and now im here fapping to gay shit on 4chin im 19 and i had never told anyone... until now that is

went on grindr, got chatted up by a guy. sucked his dick in his car. every now and then i'm in the mood and install grindr. wait for him to message me. succ his dicc again in his car. do it like once per half year or so.

nah, and we haven't kissed either. I got brave last year and asked him if he's cool with things the way they are, and we had a good talk about it - because to be honest I do like him, I'd be interested in being in a relationship with him, but he doesn't want to. He's into women, he wants me as a friend and a buddy to get off with sometimes. that's it.

to be perfectly honest, I prefer being in a relationship. the sex is way more satisfying when it's you're with someone you love, and who loves you. getting off with a buddy every once in a while is nice, I mean, I prefer it to random hookups, but... it's about as emotionally satisfying as jerking off, you know?

oh man and he has the best dick, uncut, tight foreskin, big birthmark on the side, kinda bendy, ugh, the way he smells... he's kind of becoming more and more of a long-haired geeky weirdo, but I'm still pretty attracted to him, I think just because we know eachother so well. god that cock.

so you know. clearly I'm interested, but also I'm okay with it being what it is. definitely better than staying 'just' friends.

>Be me
>Be 14
>Have a couple of friends come to stay one night
>Play truth or dare
>Starts with pretty tame shit like "text anonette and tell her that you fancy her"
>Dares start getting turning more to "I dare you to strip down to your underwear"
>"I dare you to touch anons penis through his underwear"
>"I dare you to show us your penis"
>Game ends not long after this because tired
>Fast forward to next sleep over, game continues going the same way
>"I dare you to show us you penis"
>"I dare you to touch anons penis"
>"I dare you and user to touch each other's penis at the same time"
>"I dare you to give user a handjob"
>"I dare you to make user cum"
>These games continued to get dirtier the more we played them
>Within a month I had gotten a blowjob from one from my friend
>A few weeks after two of us were both blowing the other and then having him cum on our faces and in our mouths
>By the end of the year I was fucking my friends in the ass, and being fucked in the ass by them almost every weekend
>This continued for over a year, I think I came in their asses more over that year than I have in anyone, male or female, ass or pussy, since

tl;dr played truth or dare with friends, eventually fucked each other's asses

I actually wonder what his version would look like if he wrote it here.

I was drunk and I kissed my cousin on the cheek at the widding of my sister

I hear you man. The content is LGBT-cringe up to 11 and the art style is so fucking twee that it hurts. I loathe that fucking comic.

As a horny 13 y/o, I let a much older guy give me a BJ in his apartment. We all used to hang out at his place and drink beer and do fireworks. Wound up there alone one day and offered. It went on for like 6 months until he moved away. He talked me into sucking his cock too. None of it dampened my resolve to get some sweet pussy tho, finally happened when I was 15. Did bi again in college too. Married now with two kids, no gay stuff for years and years

>I prefer it to random hookups
I think everyone does, but it's hard trying to find a regular. And like me, I would never go out with a guy, but I'll sure hit the arcade any time.

You don't like smelly cocks? I like ones that have a strong smell, but aren't dirty.

hey maan u wanna suck my pecker?

I'm pretty sure you filled him in first

Never done anything gay 'cus I'm not a faggot like OP.

yep, most people want a regular for something.

I'm hit or miss on smelly cocks - some are intoxicating, others offensive. I'm not into anything super raunchy, but I tend to be a lot more okay with dudes smelling 'natural' than other guys I know.

>"my gay best mate"
>Implying you're not homo

It was something like that, guy was about 50, never with a woman tho, and I asked if he was gay. We were all figuring he was, told me he liked guys and girls, went from there.

You sick pervert

Let me ask you then, what's the best cock you have ever had?

> 7 years old, sucked dick of guy at school for about 2 seconds.
> 12-14 years old, did sex stuff with guy in year above me at highschool. He was really well endowed, tried to penetrate me, hurt like fuck.
> 22 years old, slept with a guy, no penetration (but he did cum over me)
> married woman, regular strapon sex

I'm bisexual, but monogamous, otherwise I'd totally bend over for huge cock.

i bet you were...

Pathetic cuck.

>it's disgusting
sounds like a woman
somebody who wrote that must have really confused notions of masculinity
...oh wait

I tried to cum with anal only with dildo ... I never succeeded ...So i tried with a real cock found on craigslist ... That was a failure too ...

Hot, man... Would love to do this with my wife, but she's so reserved and shy, I doubt I could even get her to flirt with another guy. Plus, she'd probably wind up being my ex too. That kind of extreme stuff tends to change relationships.

tough choice. I do kinda love every cock I meet - everybody has a different shape and size, even the janky ones I appreciate.

I do kind of have a thing for uncut cocks, probably just because the first couple guys I fooled around with had foreskin. the second guy, in my youthgroup, had pinhole phimosis, so his skin was way too tight and pulled his shaft over into a like banana kind of shape, with a pointy end - we 'experimented' a couple times, jerked off together, he let me blow him but wouldn't return the favour, I tried to get him to fuck me but I'm pretty sure he used not having a condom handy as an excuse. I think if I could pick one I'd most like to revisit it'd be his. I have kind of a fantasy of reconnecting with him, like, he's my friend on facebook, but we don't ever talk - somehow convince him to go camping. I'm almost certain that all I'd have to do was roll over and grab him, or tell him I'm horny, and he'd be down to fool around again. I'm kinda too chickenshit to do it though. plus he wasn't that cool, like, we're not good friends - I just think it'd be hot to do it again.

Started having sex in scouts

the first time that i ever saw somen else shoot cum was in scout camp, I snuck up on my patrol leader and a friend jerking themselves off, they asked if I was going to do it to but I was too scared. but I wanted to watch. I wish I did now. but peter had cum just ooze out of his slit slowly, if I remember it right. I saw that before I ever even saw porn. I was never scared of puberty or anything cause of that, I knew what it looked like in real life already.

>I do kinda love every cock I meet
lol said like a real cocksucker.
Now I've had some pretty pathetic cocks. I'm talking micropenis or 0 thickness. It really kills me.
The best I've had was these 2 baseball coaches that came to the arcade I go to. We shared a booth and I sucked them both. They both had nice 7" thick uncut cocks. Both came a whole lot. It was a shame that I have a 'no fucking at the arcade' rule or else I would have bent over for them.

I agree, uncuts are the best. It doesnt' seem like I'm sucking for 30 mins to get them to cum and they enjoy it more

>I'm gay, he's not
>he's not

Yes he is.

Sucked cock and I liked it

I like tiles. Not normal tiles, but TILES, man.

fapped to faggotry

swallowed my own cum

>just turn 10
>want to start sports for school
>had to do stupid physical
>go to doc
>he checks heart, lungs, ears, throat, etc
>then he says to take off my underwear
>he needs to make sure my testes are properly aligned
>"k fine.."
>pull down boxers
>he bends down, starts cupping my balls
>pulling them slightly, checking for what i assume is equal length/size
>tells me he needs me to turn around and bend over
>he needs to check the size of my prostate, but to do that he needs to insert his finger in my butt
>"godammit.. k.. fine.."
>i bend over and flinch as he starts wiping cold lube over my anus
>he slowly slides his finger in
>can't help but clinch, so he tells me just to relax, and starts rubbing my back with his other hand
>he gets it all the way in, and leaves it there
>says he can't find my prostate, so he needs to explore some
>feel his finger slowly slide in and out
>just close my eyes and try to imagine something else
>he keeps moving his finger in and out
>thinking find the fucking thing already
>i sigh loudly
>he keeps moving his finger in and out
>he assures me he'll find my prostate in just a second and that it's probably just hiding
>i feel both of his hands rubbing my back now
>still feel his finger is still slowly moving in and out
>mfw

I visited Sup Forums

yeah, it's easier for uncut guys to get off, generally speaking. I've been with a couple guys with smaller ~3" dicks - they're always embarrassed about it, I alway try my best to show them that I don't care. it's no use worrying about, it's not like you can help it.

and anyway, big dicks can be trouble. when my current boyfriend fucks me it's 50/50 whether I'm bleeding for a day or two afterwards. he's definitely the thickest guy I've ever been with.

hard

Ya, I do it anyways as long as they give me what I want from them.
Ya, bleeding sucks and it's hard to avoid

Get whored out by my FB at a club. It's really fun.

When I was like 8 or so my friend and I would touch our cocks together and jerk each other off..we didn't really know how but we'd just rub them and play with each others balls. We'd do that for hours

Or he's bisexual. That's possible too.

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I had a audience of about 25 watch 6 or 7 guys jerk off and cum all over my naked body at a bath house when I was 18

Take a breath motherfucker

let a guy fuck me in the woods from craigslist after posting in trap threads on here for years and trapping since i was 16ish on here. 25 now.

came home, threw up and cried in the shower for a few hours