Hey user

hey user,
how come u don't have a girlfriend ?

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because i don't talk to people when i leave the house fuckboi

literally happened an hour ago
had to do a pic for job application
girl working there insists that she can take the pic of me
is overly nice, im pretty pissed off, thinking about other stuff, dont even pay attention
pic is finished, she asks if i like it, i was like yeah whatever thanks bye
now at home, realisising that she asked me if i have a girlfriend right after she asked if i like the pics
>my face right now
i fucking suck guys

Haven't had a young girl ask if i have a girlfriend since my early 20's and im in my late 20's now

Because my boyfriend would want to watch.

cause my ex gf was a whore. makes me feel very bad when i realized it.
All women are whore and cant trust one anymore.

>b-but I do

why the fuck does that happen
im always so fucking absent in reallife, especially when with people i dont know
im just to deep thinking about my problems, that i dont even realise things happening arround me
i didnt even realise she asked me if i have a girlfriend, i didnt say anything
it was like yeah something girlfriend, and now at home when i think about it, i feel like shit
she was so nice to me, and clearly showed interest, and i was like this fucking arrogant asshole who probably broke her tiny heart today

Brool story, co.

Because I don't want to waste my time listening to someone's bullshit, getting cheated on, lied to, and having mediocre sex when I could be fapping to the thought of fucking myself. No one is as sexy as me. I wish I could clone myself. I'm the best. I love me.

All women have the devil in them

Go back and talk to her, you piece of shit

I have two but its time to upgrade one of them

Im trying OP.

Sauce?

source on that gif?

no

there brainwashed by advertising, make them believe they can cheat and make them act like bitches like its normal

Because I have an extreme case of social anxiety, it is so bad that my body goes into a sort of "Fight or Flight" mode just being in close proximity to people.

no, its over ill look like an idiot
i was so fucking absent, it was like 12,99 and i said 13, so i gave her a 1 cent tip, she must think im the biggest asshole or retard ever
you know, when your bill is like 8,73 and you just say 10, so the cashier doesnt have to search for 27 cents, man i was so fucking not there, that i did that with 12,99
i dont know why that happens
fuck me guys, im such a retard

Fuck off if you Cant help me

>be me 23
>sperg neet but facially handsome
>qt3.14, 9/10 broke up with ltbf
>contacts me on fb at 3am
>proceed to chat nearly all night
>laughs at my rtrd jokes
>invites me for coffee
>wears nothing but xl t shirt
>we start to hang out on a daily basis
>touches me, hugs me, compliments me
>isthisaprank.jpg
>confused as fuck
>convinced she's yanking my chain
>starts coming to my place
>putting feet on my lap asking for massages
>knows im a foot fag
>we drink a bottle of wine
>this happens nearly daily
>start smelling perfume on her
>asks me out for paintball and ziplines and shit
>still convinced its a prank bro
>sleep through date
>contact wanes
>one word responses
>stops replying to my texts
>no_regerts.jpg

Tl;dr ignored a 9/10 because was convinced she just wants to be friends and a goddess like that wants nothing to do with me.

Would pull pics but permab& from facebook so fuark.

Ok what else is new

stop being a beta faggot, go back and talk to here you piece of shit. Either that or go on feeling sorry about your pathetic ass.
Don't you think, that she would be glad you came back? Just say you were kinda absent-minded, and wasn't really paying attention at that time.

its not over sucker !
go see her and apologize because you such a faggot who didnt realized whats her pic means.
everything can be done right nao

Man that's tough. I remember when I was talking to this one girl I liked. I made a fool of myself every time I tried to talk to her. Eventually I gave up, turns out she had a crush on me. One of her friends told me she liked my confidence, but I still don't see what she means.

The fuck this guy's problem lol

Learn to internet

Because I'm a beta fag and a complete puss when it comes to talking to women and being open about what I want.

Also, girls want cocky, asshole guys. Women want a compassionate, loving man. Eventually I'll reach an age where girls have been burned and appreciate that, but for now I'm stuck in neckbeard hell.

That being said, there is something to being an asshole that is hot to women and I feel like I betray myself when I act like that. Better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for someone your not tho.

Don't need one.

this and I don't go outside

Not really interested in one rn I guess. I mean if it happens it happens but I'm not gonna go out of my way for some bitch

My ex from about two years ago completely destroyed my sense of self worth, and have been trying to get it back. I would like another relationship, but in the meantime I seem to end up just doing fucked drunken shit and terrible one night stands with girls that I have no intention of persuing anything else with.

nah, she probably got offered dick like 10 minutes after that, such is the life of an attractive female

live your life,think after

>Would pull pics but permab& from facebook so fuark.

First of all, fuark?
Second of all, I'm more interested in why you got banned form Facebook than in whatever is left from that story.

I just like girls out of my league..

Holy fuck what a way to start 2017....go leak your sister or ex gf today lol - snap leak .cf

Shitposting.

some CP please??

Cooties, my nigger.

Currently talking to a grill now. My last relationship was such a huge fuck up that it's hard for me to open up again. Most of our conversations go quiet a minute after we greet each other. I go blank. Maybe it's not the time for another relationship so soon? Also I'm a stoner and she's super anti weed. I have been trying to quit but I don't think I can flat out never smoke again

>thinking this will work

Nope

I'm all good actually!
35 oldfag here dating a 19 year old.

Yeah that's what it's looking like user. Sucks too because she's super smart and an 8/10. Definitely disappointed

she must be depressed fat and ugly to want a 35 pedo

Quads!

Awww mad cause you're a single wankfag?

Because not a single person has shown even a remote interest in me as a person for the entirety of my life and i have come to a gradual acceptance of this over many years. I have come to terms with the fact that i will die bitter and alone in front of my computer of a heart disease when i'm 30.

Becuase not only are my standards too high in general compared to what I have to offer, but I have a mix of oneitis (been chasing the same girl for 3 years) and pussyitis (haven't said a word to her regarding my feelings for 3 years).

Today's the day nigga!
Three years?? What you gonna wait for, another three? To find she's found someone, has a kid and gets married and then you find out years down the line she liked you too but was too shy? Fuck that shit, life is too fucking short, just man the fuck up and tell her you like her. At least you'll either some sweet pussy or you can move on.

You can totally fix shit yo just play it cool and don't think about that incident when you talk to her

Because nowadays girls only want either money, good looks, or big dicks they want male model material beefed up tatted good looking schmucks and don't realize average looking guys need loving too
>inb4 beta neckbeard
It's true they only go for big dicks, money or good looks

Dillion Harper & Brooke Wylde – Between Friends

most likely because im anit social, short, not to out going unless im around my true friends, dont have any confidence and have eyebrows so bushy and big that i almost have a uni brow.

we were so cute, then she had to pack up and leave, 1500 km away now, the only girl i ever felt anything for is now on the other side of my state, please kill me or show me some pepes Sup Forums

Read the The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle

im a weird motherfucker

Nobody wants me

>tfw on tinder for a month, max out free likes every day not even fussy, not a single match

>"why don't you have a gf user?"
>mfw

But I do have a girlfriend. She blew me last night right before I fell asleep. Shit was cash.

I have three.

Why do you have

I'm too much of a pussy to ask her out.

Excuses!:
>women are horrible whores
Maybe the ones you've attracted. Most people don't have that problem
>no one wants me
Because you're beta af. Grow balls, approach women, have confidence. Women will rarely put in the effort to make the first move, so either you do or you rot in a basement, all alone, forever.
>I'm too weird
Start being normal, or the kind of weird that some women like. It's not hard. Act. Then when you're in a relationship, be yourself. She will probably like it.
>they all gold diggers/status seekers/want a bbc
There are some that want these things. But most are a lot like guys, and will be happy with a reasonably attractive person, or similarly attractive, at least.
>my standards are too high
Fucking lower them. Or be alone. You're probably not worth it to them, anyway, if you can't be realistic.
>still not over my ex
That sucks, user. If it's been more than 6 months, start getting laid, at least. It's time. If it's been over a year, get the fuck back out there. You are missing opportunities.
>girls only want assholes
Bullshit. They want confidence. Not arrogance, confidence. Even someone that likes a beta in the bedroom (which is really fucking rare) still wants some overall confidence.
>I like penis
Well, then, you have no issues getting laid, do you?
>social anxiety, etc.
Take some pills. Venture out a little bit at a time. You'll feel better in the end.
>don't want to deal with women
You're gay. Go eat some cocks.

lmao this guy
so how many women youve had, big "confident" alpha guy?

I don't know. I'm 36, I've been doing this for 24 years. People generally don't keep count past their teens. Unless they've only been with a few people. But I've slept with three people since the first of this year, so there's that.

i actually have two

poly?

i have one and im 17 lol

Name of blond? She's so hot

Because 2D > 3D

>I don't know. I'm 36, I've been doing this for 24 years. People generally don't keep count past their teens.
so how many sluts' hands youve touched in your teens? not counting your prom where you had to dance with female

>But I've slept with three people since the first of this year, so there's that.
like who? your mommy, daddy, sister and grandma?

24-fucking-years of experience and yet you have no loyal wife or female gender friend. you realise that all of your work time was literally wasted? instead, you could just, you know, concentrate on things you enjoy

Decent advice.

this and i dont go outside my room.

Go ahead, mock me all you want. You sound miserable, to just assume all these things about someone... it sounds like projection. But I'm generally happy with my life.

I've lived with my gf for over 10 years. We're poly. I've been dating another girl for 2.5 years, and a third for a year. I'm doing pretty well, and my effort is rarely wasted (whether in relationships or otherwise). I only concentrate on things I enjoy, at least now. I used to spend too much time working, but I made enough money to cover the things I love, now. So I no longer have to work doing things I don't particularly enjoy to support the things I like to do.

All women I have met said My dick way way too big for them, also I was way to attractive and rich

Because my wife would get mad

I have the same problem

cuck

I'm posting frogs

Cause I have one. Retarded pathetic neckbeards.

cuck·old
the husband of an adulteress, often regarded as an object of derision.

a·dul·ter·ess
a woman who commits adultery.

a·dul·ter·y
voluntary sexual intercourse between a married person and a person who is not his or her spouse.

I'm not married, so I cannot possibly be a cuckold.

I'd rather keep my wife

>how come
>because i have one

really?

A cuckold is a man who raises another mans child without his knowledge, comes from the cuckoo bird.

Because I'm married with a kid on the way. Though after birth we are looking, she wants pussy in her mouth just as much as I do.

>A cuckold is a man who raises another mans child without his knowledge
I have no children, and I am raising no children. So by that definition, or the more generally accepted one that I posted, I am not a cuckold.

...

Yeah, my bad, should have just said "But I have one". I'm still waking up.

bla bla bla, as always, empty words.

>Go ahead, mock me all you want.
lmao, cuck. and you call yourself a """"man""""?

>You sound miserable, to just assume all these things about someone... it sounds like projection
????????

>But I'm generally happy with my life.
>generally
Shitposting is fun aint it

>I've lived with my gf for over 10 years.
10. FUCKING. YEARS. WITH. FEMALE. and she was just a """"gf"""", holy shit dude and then you left her? kys you faggot, this could be your wife

>I've been dating another girl for 2.5 years, and a third for a year.
>dating
>for 2.5 years
What the fuck and who the fuck are you? You date one year at best, then its just general meeting, fucking cuck

> I'm doing pretty well, and my effort is rarely wasted (whether in relationships or otherwise).
oh really, so hows it going knowing youve been someones cuck for 10 years?

>I used to spend too much time working, but I made enough money to cover the things I love, now.
so, now youre shitposting on 4chin how good and experienced alpha you are. make sure to get that one gigabit internet for quick-posting skillz

rest of your post is shit. just gtfo from here, big cuck

I'm not user... but what the fuck are you even talking about? Nothing you typed makes any sense. Do you have comprehension issues? Do you speak """"English????????""""

Girls have cooties

Fap time pasted.co/c04a23db

Yeah, I hear they are yucky.

Almost every woman who's been interested in me has some irredeemable quality.

Obese
Ugly
Annoying as fuck
No sense of financial responsibility
Controlling/Nagging
Terminal illness
Black

This.

But also, why do you think "mariage" is a goal.

Mariage is the ultimate cuckhold. In this day and age, you got to be actually fucking retarded to still believe in mariage. It's a remnant from the middle age, what the fuck man.

Maybe it's good for taxes, but that doesn't justify jeopardizing your financial independence and freedom.

But hey, I guess you're a troll so...

(I'm not even the guy you were arguing with at start, I just had to say something after you implied TWICE that mariage was still a desirable thing nowadays.

better question is why do I have a girlfriend.

Man it not that great. being single is more fun.

Because I am waiting for them to make a move.

I'm extremely afraid to talk with People because of my bully experience. But I meet a girl in 3 weeks I met on Tinder, maybe I have my first time and my first gf then.

I just broke up with mine.