So running around home with no underwear on, hoping that my mum will notice and id titty fuck her or some shit

so running around home with no underwear on, hoping that my mum will notice and id titty fuck her or some shit
can Sup Forums help? ill record it most likely

Do you have a history of doing anything similar with your mom? Have you two flirted with each other?

Sick fuck

Bump

>"user, you should really wear underwear. Otherwise it'll get all sweaty"
>fin

not really

Post pic of mom

Get hard and walk around. Upload pic of hard cock

Unless you look like a model she's probably embarrassed for you.

Mom's just don't go banging their sons.

cant but she has quite big breasts

forreal i'd hope, kinda a big leap.

obviously you think porn is fake too right kek

Hug her from behind, give her a kiss, and tell her you love her, press your dick on her ass lightly, not too hard, and proceed on with your day

I'm fucking turned on af. Did the same thing

Start with this... If nothing happens,
Proceed with backup plan

how did it go

idk its too risky i feel, we never had even sex education or something, most intimate thing is when her breasts touch me while shes hugging me

You have to engage her somehow. Walking around with an unavoidable hard on is your best bet.

shes not gonna notice anything that small

You asked for advice, we gave you some.
Your trying to insinuate sex with your mother and your afraif of being too risky?
>kek

guess ill just wank on her panties when she goes to bed
im too much of a pussy

If that fails, and she points out that his cock is hard, then just apologize and tell her you didn't realize that she would feel it, say "my bad"

If you want a chance at all at finding out if she's interested in what you are,
this is the way to do it.
Now deliver and tell us how it went.

85% sure she would be disgusted by any attempt you made, and even if she wasnt and accepted it will 100% end in both of you getting hurt. Please sort your life out man, don't know shit about you, but just remember that you only get one shot man.

That's why we told him to make a subtle move cuck. If anything he can make it seem like an accident and if that "15" percent chance you say he has works in his favour then he will get what he wanted.

you talk about "we" like you're in some community kid. if you think that's how to get women, I really feel sorry for you. whatever's going on in your life, talk to someone, it will get better dude. peace brother

By "we" I was referring to the fags who were telling him what to do. I bet you really know how to get women. I can tell by how you project yourself and talk down to us as if a sexual fetish is a mental illness.
>bye newfag

I not going to fuck my mon but I have thought/ fantasied about it so I'm sorta like you op?

Rate my mom Sup Forums

Any more pics?
From the back I'd bang her if she was my mom.
8/10

gotta go in a moment, but before I do, please, if any of you are thinking about this. DONT. you will destroy whatever relationships you have. Incest is not normal. A fantasy is one thing, but it should be kept a fantasy. If you make a move on a member of your family, people will find out, and people will hate and detest you. If you're so desperate for a fuck, hire a prostitute or go to a club (assuming you're not fuckugly)

Give me a minute I'll take another she just came back with my tims

I fucked a cousin of mine. So what?

>lul

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Here sorta got her face in this one

more rates and I'll try to grab more photos

Fuck I'm a idiot here photo

Just ask her you be shocked what a person will do if you just ask. I once asked a friends mom to help me wipe my ass because i had a broken arm and 3 broken fingers on the other hand. My friend ran out for lunch She was my care giver to do these kinds of things for me as i had no one at the time and I was gonna sit on the toilet till she returned. Friends mom knocked asked if i need it any help i sad no she came in anyways, Sad ok get up bend over and she whipped me..Was odd, Really odd! She sad next time just ask. So i sad thank you and went on my way.. I was drunk days later.(PSA) MIXING PAIN MEDS AND LIQUOR IS A BAD COMBO! back to what i was saying.. I seen her and sad Can you help me out its been weeks since i let go and i was feeling pent up. She smiled sad sure and with out question just undid my pants and got me off with her hands! Still to this day i am amazed and sickened by this.. Amazed she would do this and sickened by my actions.. So user just ask you never know point of the story...

just rape her

Face is average. Meh.
Nice body though.

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