Excuse me user, there have been reports of some dubs in the area, do you happen to know anything on the subject?

Excuse me user, there have been reports of some dubs in the area, do you happen to know anything on the subject?

Yeah, I found this laying around a couple of minutes ago, I was going to report it to you.

well good morning officer
hope you and the other boys in blue have been having a safe new year and i appreciate all the work you and the other departments did to bring those kidnapping pieces of shit to justice.

So you say there has been sighting of suspicious dubs in the area? Well here is my ID, obviously you will see there are no dubs but i will keep an eye out and let you know if i see any.

Well officer. No dubs here.

i have no idea, sir

77777 roll kek

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no no officer, no dubs here, go and look in the black neighborhood

No, sir. Just out walking my dog.

I have no idea who those belong to, officer.

DROP THE FUCKING DUBS AND HANDS UP!

Nope, no dubs here..

Ilegal dubs !

No sir.....also i'm not black

no dubs here

Day aint my dubs das fo sho

I don't have dubs officer man.

I do not consent to searches.

No dubs here sir

does this look like dubs to you officer?

uh no officer havent seen anything

No dubs

Uhh

what seems to be the officer problem, dubs?

I didnt do nuffin

well we certainly live in a very clean and respectable thread
makes me proud to call you all my neighbors

No dubs here sir

DROP THOSE DUBS NOW

dubs, huuuuh? yea i think i know where theres some dubs, but its gonna cost ya

you're a little late officer

our fine citizens have already made the arrest

n-no

It wasn't me

Officer, you look so handsome in that uniform, how about I just suck your dick and we forget this ever happened?