HEY GUYS I JUST WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY WAT DO

HEY GUYS I JUST WON THE FUCKING LOTTERY WAT DO

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FUNNY ENOUGH THATS HOW I WON IN THE FIRST PLACE

SERIOUSLY I HAVE A POCKET FULL OF BILLS AND NOONE WANTS TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME

Prove it, first of all.

I CANT IS A SECRET AND I DONT WANT TO GET ATTACKED MY A MOB OF BLOODTHIRSTY ZOMBIES

So did you win the lottery or are you on a drug trip and just have pockets full of leaves?

No you didn't. Not the Mega Millions or PowerBall anyway...

I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW RIGHT NOW

Ok, well if you have leaves and drugs I have no clue why nobody would wish to be near you.

>assuming those are the only lotteries in the world
>being this much of amerifag

HAHA GRANT A WISH

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

Checked.
I guess you don't have leaves and drugs.
You don't even deserve that trips.

LEAVES THE DRUGS TO ME JUST LET ME DO ANYTHING

Go for the lump sum, don't take the payments.

ROAD TRIP!

my penis is like

Hire a lawyer

OK COOL WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND TOO

PLS HELP AM NOT PENLESS

Let it ride

GIS... I see what you did there subby

bravo

DONT STEP ON MY PUMAS

HIRE A FUCKING LAWYER
caps only because I'm guessing that's all you can read

JOKES ON YOU I CANT READ FIRST THING I DID WAS HIRE AN INTERPETER