What's the most fun way of beating someone half to death? Might have the oppertunity soon

What's the most fun way of beating someone half to death? Might have the oppertunity soon.
Also fight story thread so I can get hype.

Make sure you hit first, aim for the temple and as hard as you can.

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God damn lol, fucking savage

>getting hype
Shit, or get off the pot.
If you have to do a bunch of mental gymnastics youre a pussy whos about to get their ass kicked.

Fighting is for idiots who can't use their big boy words.

Imagine the taste of blood and the gritty crunch of your own chipped teeth

If only i was agile enough haha

Holy shit

make sure you fight outside, like in a parking lot.
kick him in the nuts, tackle him and slam his head into the concrete over and over. dirtiest possible way to do it

tougher online

no

The thing is I dont use violence as a first resort, but this guy (who looks like a skeleton btw) says he's going to "fuck me up" I feel like i can't just let it slide.
He lives pretty far away so doubt he will even come here

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A club or baseball bat.

Beating the shit out of people hurts and can fuck you up if you aren't used to it. I had microfractures in my hands from my first three fights. You might break their jaw and hospitalize them, but you won't be able to use your hands much for the next week or so. Makes vidya hard.

>Halloween time
>go to bar with friends
>typical American party with slurs and chads
>get drunk
>one Chad keeps hugging of my female friends
>she is uncomfortable and doesn't like the guy
>guy will not leave her alone
>he has 3 more frinds
>I will show this fucker
>hey man leave her alone.
>go to sleep, just remember smell of alcohol
>woke up on the floor with people looking at me
>friends helped me up
>you okay?
>face hurts
>Chad knew hoe to punch didn't even see it or him
>female friend just left and went to other party
>it was not like in in my animes

If that's how you spell opportunity then maybe you should just become a boxer.

only real fight I was ever in
>be me, ~9 y/o
>on the playground maxin relaxin all cool etc
>black kid comes up and calls me "monkey ears" (i had/have prominent ears)
>run up to teacher crying and rat on him
>she says "just ignore him, pet"
>tell my dad when i get home
>he says "call him poo face" and teaches me how to throw a punch
>it was a simpler time
>so i saw the same kid the next day in school
>he calls me monkey ears again and laughs
>also calls me a crybaby
>i call him "poo face" as instructed
>he punches me square in the jaw, knocking out one of my teeth
>hurts like fuck
>hit him back harder
>he hits the ground like a ton of bricks
>his face is bleeding like fuck
>turns out i split his lip
>spit on him for good measure
>everyone calls me racist but no one fucks with me for the next couple weeks

>me and friend sitting on his porch
>his girlfriend and brother are with us
>crackhead from down the street comes walking up
>to friend: "wheres your fucking mother?"
>friend doesnt know, or give a fuck because moms a piece of shit
>turns out mom had gone to crackheads gf's place of work, and told her boss that shes a druggie
>friend "i dont give a fuck get off my porch"
>crackhead "yeah well your moms a cunt"
>"i may not like her, but dont talk shit on my mom"
>crackhead swings
>friends brother and i try to seperate them, i get crackhead, he gets his brother
>yell at his girlfriend to go up the street and get the crackheads gf to get him the fuck out of there
>in the commotion, i got hit in the face by someone (dont know who)
>blackout rage, because thats how i am
>grabs crackhead by the neck and judo throws him to the ground
>on his throat, screaming in his face that he fucked up
>simultaneously, friend gets away from his brother, stomps crackhead on the chest a few times while im yelling
>short blackout this time, quickly calm down, let crackhead up
>friend kicks crackhead in the chest, down the 3 or 4 stairs off the porch
>at this point im just watching
>friend jumps off porch, superman punches crackhead in the mouth
>barely misses with a straight upwards kick to the jaw
>crackheads gf shows up, tries to break it up
>friend still trying to get at crackhead, accidentally hits crack gf
>crack gf smacks the shit out of friend
>both apologize because accident, they had no beef
>fight over, crackheads leave

Yes hit first, but don't aim for the temple, that's fucking retarded. aim for the mouth, nose, jaw area. If you're lucky you'll knock them out if you hit them in the jaw correctly. Or you might break their nose hitting on the nose, or bust their lip hitting on mouth, both of which hurt and bleed very very much. Oh and don't just hit once, keep going until they are definitely done.

Laugh at him. What's he gonna do? That said, If he throws that first punch knock his block off, otherwise, let the little shit be.

Picking a fight screams "I have a tiny dick, please validate my insecurity".

Fuck him.

This is fucking stupid.
I would have grabbed that faggots leg and had full control of his balance. You just grab and pull while moving backwards and there is nothing they can do expect wait to get taken to the ground while i'm still on my feet. Bad disadvantage for them

>strike first
>get him dazed
>make sure no niggers around to jump you
>grab his head
>yank it down to hip height
>infinite knees until his legs give out

>oppertunity
>get hype

If you're going to beat someone to death please start with yourself.

the fuck is a chad

fuck that gay shit get a hat say I just wanna talk throw it at him or a newspaper even a ball then aim for the throat.

walk up to him and get your dick out then while he is distracted and lookin down at it smack him in the head and call him a faggot.

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