NEW ISLAND THREAD

NEW ISLAND THREAD


THE RULES:

I give you a 10 number range.
You roll to decide what happens in the story.
You control one of the contenders or all of them, it's up to you, everyone can roll for everyone.
When rerolling, try to quote your original roll every time so it's easier for me to track the actions
Results too retarded or impossible to draw on paint will be ignored.
I change the result of your roll according to the number you get, then the map is updated and a new roll begins.

THE ROLLS

0: Total failure, nothing in your roll goes right.
1-4: Sub-par result, your roll goes a bit worse than expected
5-8: Optimal result, everything happens exactly as rolled
9: Jackpot, everything goes better than expected

THE MAP:

Left: Ancient pyramid
Right: supposed dormant volcano
Bottom: flat lands and forests

THE CONTENDERS:

Canadians: Red, starting left
Liberals: Blue, starting on small island
Arabs: Purple, starting right


>NEXT ROLL:
10 - 19

Canadians take over ancient pyramid and discover advanced alien technology.

Arabs climb volcano

Canadians create New Toronto on the coastline.

Roll
Why? Toronto is bad as is we don't need a second one.

arabs search for livestock

Volcano explodes. Every Arab is incinerated.

i want this

Canadians need somewhere to use ancient alien technology.

You did good son.

Then pick a better city or a different name.

/thread

Island full of Liberals sinks into the sea. No survivors

18 confirms again! :D

winrar!

...

18 bru

Canadians form government. New Toronto name change is proposed.

Liberals decide they no longer want to be cucks and reform themselves. They want strength through unity and gather under the banner of fascism.

KABOOOM!! Looks like the volcano was due, it explodes with a deafening thunder, a swift river of molten lava pours out the top and directly towards the arabs. Too busy fucking goats, they don't notice and are incinerated. Now that's a spicy kebab! Is this the end for the Arabs?

>NEXT ROLL: 30 - 39

Everyone dies. Island is vaporized in an unexplainable natural disaster

Liberals thinking the Volcano is a sign of the end times all jump in the sea and drown.

Liberals turn pink because muh gay rights

Liberals get cucked out of existance.
Fascism takes over and spreads across the main island bringing prosperity.

Liberals waste months to build a suspension bridge to mainland

Out of the pyramids a superior race of black men descend.

"We wuz kangz"
they enslave canada.

reroll

Canadians tap every fucking tree on the island

everyone fucking dies

reroll

roll

well shit

Winrar

GG.
/thread

sheeeiiiitttt

39 overrules 38

The kangz decend from the pyramids and save everybody.

Liberals start building a settlement.

Island is renamed to Africanada

The Canucks, hungry for a taste of home, set out to tap some island trees for some o dat sweet sweet palm syrup. But they're not used to the island heat, become exhausted on their search, and get lost. From their slight delusion, half of them cut off their dicks and tap their selves.


>NEXT ROLL: 60 - 69

A liberal male farts. Everyone on liberal island gets infected with the Bubonic Plague

The liberals outcuck themselves forming a glorious fascist society. They spread to the south of the mainland. Leaving behind the island barren stripped of everything of worth to forget about history of the cucks.

re

Liberals build the twin towers. They then sky dive from the top of the tower to reach mainland

liberals swim to mainland
some of them don't make it

reroll

For the rise of fascism.

Canadians find a tribe of giant dicked Indians. The Canadians kill the Indians and replace there chopped-off dicks

rerol

Roll!

roll

Reroll
Canadians find a tribe of giant dicked Indians. The Canadians kill the Indians and replace there chopped-off dicks

some liberals travel to mainland on rafts leaving small pop on mini island to build home base

roll nigga

rolling for this

A giant moose appears from the sky.
Blessings upon the canadians regrows them solid cocks. In return they follow the teachings of fascism.

2 of the self tapped cad's turn into the tap brothers and pledge to protect their brothers in anyway they can

rolling

Liberals form the islands first Ihop.
Canadians and Liberals make it a neutral zone.

a few arabs appear washed up on lib island burned but alive

rolling for maple syrup.

...

Roll

this

rollan

a new faction appears from the pyramid ALIENS

fuck op im running out of ideas here

roll.

Moose time!

this

Liberal island, experiencing a lack of support, collapses into the sea. The fat liberals are soon devoured by a strange minnow-bobcat mix.

this

this

A new technological advancement let's the Cads have perogies.

An old soviet oil tanker washes up onto shore along with it's healthy crew forming a new faction

reroll

rolllll

Liberals build a tree house shaped like a headless moose. Canadians counter the insult by building a Beaver with a dead eagle in its mouth

one last reroll from me

never mind that was actually close so REROLL

Reroll

op jsut fucking pick something or thread is kill

re

Arabs come back as zombies and fuck goats

i am going to keep rolling till I win

Roll

Reroll

Again

Rolk

fucking finally

Thanks you

Canadians make a rail line to get maple syrup all around the island

PUTPUTPUTPUT
What's that?
Oh shit, cyka, it's the Ruskis!
They crash land on the shore where the Canadians once resided.
A new faction is born.
Helloski!
Also, part of the molten lava river starts to cool and solidify.

>NEXT ROLL 80 - 89

ruskis fix the faction text and recycle the sub into a makeshift HQ

Roll

Pyramid flies up and pee pee on island
It washes away half the population

Soviets convert some of the more radical liberals giving them a larger population and the liberals a smaller one.

I did it, for the third time!

YOU FOOL

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REROLL